Rob and Justin share their stock and crypto fails. The new Indiana Jones movie sounds awful. The Joe vs Jeremy Dig Dug battle is this Sunday. Who wins? Joe sees a 10 working at a dry cleaners. Justin and Rob brainstorm ways to hit on her and hire her at DLP. Justin and Mudge witness the worst first date of all time. Joe gets himself in trouble with Katie, again. Rob and Koechner hear the saddest story of all time from their server in VA Beach.