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[SPEAKER_05]: Hello you big thinkers you well Merry Christmas Mike Rob and Josh May your holiday be filled with all the peace love and warmth of the season And maybe just baby a little snow on Christmas more like oh Mera radio entertainment

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[SPEAKER_12]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michomarasho.com Wow, what have we here?

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[SPEAKER_08]: It’s a podcast.

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[SPEAKER_08]: But I want to excitement.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We have today.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s the Michael Marasho with Michael Marasho and Rob Spiewack.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now here’s Mike.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Man, am I excited about our guest today?

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[SPEAKER_02]: We are really, really super psyched to have this John Monand because I, uh, especially during the holidays, whatever.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don’t know why things pop up on my feed, but, um, I would say, probably, uh, probably at least.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Once a day, I’m doing a deep dive and something pops up from the tonight show, the best tonight show, the one with Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And joining us today is Mark Melkov.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He is a comedian, a podcast host, and the man behind the Carson podcast.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’s more of a fan than I could ever be and possibly the world’s biggest Johnny Carson fan.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’s the author of a new book, it’s called Love and Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t know if that has a comment in it because I don’t have the book in my hot little hand.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Is it love?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Love?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Or is it one obsessive fans journey to find the genius behind the legend?

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is a deeply researched, wildly entertaining look at the man who defined late night television.

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[SPEAKER_02]: 400 interviews.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I can’t wait to dive into this book.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is going to be my Christmas book.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He sets the record straight on Carson’s life, which I think has been interpreted so many different ways.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Legends, feuds, brilliance, you know, from Joan Rivers to Jay Leno to David Letterman and everything in between Mark.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you so much for coming on the show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I appreciate it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you so much.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It’s good to see you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s good to see you and I am, uh, it seems like the older I get the more I just, uh, lock in on the fact that, uh, the gold standard of, uh, of all talk shows, uh, Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ve always thought that when it comes to interviewing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He is the best ever simply because he would let his guests run.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He would take what he got, and if he got a lot, he’d let him go, and that’s probably for me the greatest asset he had.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But 400 interviews,

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[SPEAKER_02]: You talk to everybody that’s anybody about Johnny Carson and you know, let’s just dive in and see where this goes because I I love that that show I watch I watch it constantly of your 400 interviews

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ll start out by saying was there one absolutely incredible surprise that you got that you said, I didn’t see that coming.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn’t know anything about that, uh, dive in, I love to hear about it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Sitting down with Mel Brooks in his office in Culver City, who’s on Johnny’s very first show, October 1st, 1962, Mel is doing routine that he did on Carson show in the 60s, word for word.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That is his memory recollect was incredible.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And just to hear,

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[SPEAKER_07]: Backstage at Johnny’s first show because Groucho Marx was the surprise guest that introduced Johnny and Mel Brooks said, you know, I was like in my late 20s I got Groucho’s autograph and just to just to have it from his perspective and making fun of Tony Bennett who’s also on the very first show Mel got on Johnny’s desk and was mocking Tony’s singing and Tony got a little bit upset Mel said, but I thought that that was pretty incredible to hear the story directly from him.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that when you right now, on my page, it’s constantly Rodney and his existence is different appearances.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t know if you ever saw this.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’m going to go in 50 different directions because there’s stream of consciousness.

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[SPEAKER_02]: consciousness here.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When there is a clip I have never seen a saw this week of Rodney coming on the tonight show and Rodney was not wearing the Rodney uniform.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He didn’t have the red tie.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He didn’t have the the regular pattern either.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He had a like it appeared to be a brown suit with an open shirt on and he

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I don’t know whether it was Rodney trying to do a left turn and maybe modify from the prepared.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Was he promoting lady bugs or meatwally sparks?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let’s get into the process of,

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[SPEAKER_02]: the tonight show and how it evolved started out in the york moved out to L.A., I forgot that it was all the way back in the the 60s that would be in New York where the first one comes on.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This was, was this pre-edmic man when they did the first one?

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[SPEAKER_07]: The the first to not show Ed was there at the end of the whole time.

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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He was they did a game show got who do you trust on ABC and Johnny one when he got the gig One of all new people and wasn’t going to bring it Ed and one of this friend from West out in California to join him.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But back then it was it wasn’t conceivable that anyone would do that one of those shows for more than five years.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Jack Paren Steve Allen four or five years.

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[SPEAKER_07]: for someone to do it even 10 years was just that was ridiculous to them even Carson so McMahon and wisely took Carson out to dinner and got on his hands and he’s tears streaming down his face in big Carson to take him and it was the best move Ed McMahon made 30 years of steady employment and leverage that gig to get star search hundreds of endorsements.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And for anybody that, you know, with my original partner, Don Geronimo, I was kind of labeled as a sidekick.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And when you get that label, at least when I started back in the mid-80s, you always were Ed.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was always referred to as Ed because, of course, Ed was really mocked a lot with the ha ha ha laugh at everything.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But he set the, he set the standard.

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[SPEAKER_02]: For how you move things along and he was a tremendous asset and he also had a pretty good sense of humor as well Yeah, he had to he held back certain times not to over shadow Johnny He was good a 95% of the time in my car.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So we’re in sync.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They needed each other They were very close back in the day.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean Johnny would talk on the air that he had a drink in with he drank when he drank too much You didn’t want to be around him and I

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[SPEAKER_07]: Ed got him home many many times in the New York days and they weren’t like Ed did overstep a few times in Carson Never let Ed forget it, but Ed was very very I mean the job looked easy people thought Ed didn’t have talent But it wasn’t true.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean he was very good at what he did

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let’s talk about the the drinking because I don’t know enough about it other than correct me if I’m wrong that Johnny was he pounded pretty good in the New York days and then at some point mellowed out was it when he moved to the west coast that he chilled out with that were when did it when did it slow down.

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[SPEAKER_07]: it got a little bit better in the west but in New York even when he was like I’m not going to drink people would send over drinks constantly people would sit down at Johnny’s table they felt they knew him and he would say on the tonight show I have one more drink then I should and I turn into a till of the hunt he would say some people get fun loving when they drink cars and would say I would go the opposite when a fight the entire room

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[SPEAKER_07]: And it got him in trouble many times and then when he got out to the west coast in 1982, he got arrested for drinking and driving and that’s really when things got better and he went on the air and said you’ll never see me do this again and yeah after that he just had wine once in a while.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But he was a mean drunk.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean Sinatra had to save his life once literally saved his life.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me about that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ve never heard that story.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So what happened with Sinatra is in 1971.

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[SPEAKER_07]: First of all, Sinatra and him got together in St. Louis.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They did a benefit with the rap pack.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And that him and Johnny got to know each other.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And Johnny was in awe of Sinatra.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was like constantly playing Sinatra in New York and his office singing Sinatra and rehearsals.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So in awe of Sinatra.

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[SPEAKER_07]: 1971, Carson is at Gilles, which is an establishment here in New York City, way too much to drink.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Crazy Joe Gallo, mobster just got out of prison

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[SPEAKER_07]: And Gallow was in the bathroom and his girlfriend at the time was at the bar in Carson did something very inappropriate.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Julie Rizzo was freaking out the owner and said to Ed McMahon, uh, get Johnny the blank out of here, which he did and then Gallow put a head out on Johnny and a couple things.

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[SPEAKER_07]: A couple of things happened.

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[SPEAKER_07]: One is that Sinatra intervened and set down with Gallow and said, I need a favor, and Gallow said you tell that you tell with Carson that he only lives in Brits because he knows Frank Sinatra.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But then you had the top boss, my boss, who was Joe Colombo in New York, and to appease him, NBC had to enter.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And I watched this with my own eyes in 1971.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I watched the timeline matches up.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They had to air a positive story on Joe Colombo from the mob.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And it wasn’t even on the NBC news, NBC news, they had a prime time like 9 o’clock NBC magazine that they aired this favorable story on Columbus and they did it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I watched that there was no reason for NBC to do that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So those are the two things they got Carson off the hook.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, I had no idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I would imagine this is in the book too.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He is 19th.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, 1971 was very dramatic.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That was also when Carson had all this competition.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So you were in 1971.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He has four TVs going on at 1130 p.m. in his apartment in New York City.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He’s watching his own show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He’s studying his own show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The dick habit show, opposite him.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He’s watching that David Frost has a TV show opposite.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He’s watching Frost all at 1130.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And then it was either Murph Griffin or Joey Bishop.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Cat it’s 10 years younger than him.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Frost is like 14 years younger and Carson has this girlfriend who be later married who told him Stop dying your hair.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So he has white hair.

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[SPEAKER_07]: His mom Ruth and Nebraska says Johnny you look so old So he’s all this pressure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He thinks he looks too old So what he did is he baked hepatitis in 1971 checked himself in the hospital and got cosmetic eye surgery Now he Carson didn’t realize

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[SPEAKER_07]: that if he claimed hepatitis that everybody that was near him would have to get a shot.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So over 200 shots were administered by the NBC nurse to Carson staff.

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[SPEAKER_07]: All the guests like Tony Randall that were in contact with him.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Carson was horrified.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It never occurred to him that everybody would have to get shots, but it was way too late.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And then you would NBC face presidents who weren’t even near Carson that wanted to show their closeness to Carson.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They didn’t need the shot, but they wanted it and they got it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: back to their friends.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Johnny Carson, you know, I, you know, I’m in pain because of Carson, but they, it was just bragging rights at that point.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Clear up some things about Johnny Carson forming and true not true.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The fact that these feuds, the one that comes to mind is the Joan Rivers feuds when she left and started her own thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He never spoke to her again.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s, is that true that they never had any contact after she went off and

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[SPEAKER_02]: Try to do our own thing.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They had contact that Rivers would see Johnny’s at a restaurant, but Johnny wouldn’t talk to her.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, Miss Rivers admits this, but one of the main points that Carson just didn’t never forgive her is that she tried to take Johnny’s prize-producer, Peter Lassale, offered him as much money as he wanted every talent coordinator that Johnny had was offered double their salary to go to Miss Rivers show it Fox.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They all out of loyalty said no, Miss Rivers never comes to let you never hear that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Johnny didn’t want to get into a he said she said he was the classy one somebody said shortly after what do you think of Miss River of Joan Rivers he said I wish her the best I mean obviously he was upset but he didn’t want he never he didn’t feel he owed the public to get to air his dirty laundry and Miss Rivers just repeated it over and over again I was I told Johnny was the first call yeah but he found that from Brandon Tartakov and Barry Diller told me the head of Fox he told me here in New York he said you owe it to Johnny to tell him in advance

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[SPEAKER_07]: to tell him and famously she didn’t tell him and he was devastated.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because he really kind of put her on the map as he did so many people.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When it comes to the style that he had, I don’t go back far enough to know the early days of the tonight show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Was he always great?

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[SPEAKER_02]: at interviewing was it did it evolve or it just seems to me he was so natural at it and I said my favorite things they let guess run.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It took a little time I mean he was doing an hour and 45 minutes in the beginning in the first tonight show and it was one of those things where people were used to jack par who was the biggest thing in TV who was controversial and he would have fused in Carson wasn’t like that so a lot of critics accused him of being bland in the beginning but

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[SPEAKER_07]: It just took a little bit, but I think he made a really good point in terms of him as an interviewer.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He was curious, and so many times he would throw out the pre-interview where there’s other late night hosts that you can tell or just like, they aren’t even listening to the guest.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They try to, let him try to.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they tried to be funnier than the guest.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Johnny was fine.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, I’m going to let my guest shine.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That was his number one rule.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That was uniquely Johnny, which was, I’m going to make my guest look good.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Whereas, yes, like somebody, like you just mentioned, is like, I’m going to top my guest.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Johnny, didn’t have to do that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He never did that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We are talking with Mark Malkoff.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The book is Love Johnny Carson, one of them is Ever’s fans.

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[SPEAKER_02]: One obsessive fans.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Journey to find the genius behind the legend, Robin.

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[SPEAKER_02]: monopolizing the conversation my apologies, uh, because I know you, you love this as much as I do.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Mark, it’s such a pleasure.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I’ve listened to every episode of the Carson podcast for what you did and a big fan.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Question about Johnny Strang from the pre-interview.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, I think from what I’ve read, and I don’t think a lot of people consider this.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Johnny was exceptionally well read and a very smart guy.

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[SPEAKER_13]: So did that help him to sort of, you know, stray off into uncharted caretory when he’s talking to someone because that just had an understanding of the way things were right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: that’s exactly rob your exactly right he would read the books of the guest came in and there were certain guest yeah he would throw the he would throw away the pre-interviewed he’d be working on the show from the moment he woke up you know and he yeah was he read something like ten newspapers a day I mean it was unbelievable and he could have a conversation in any topic

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[SPEAKER_07]: The curiosity really shine through that you know he normally didn’t have dinner after the show with guests almost never and it wasn’t the A-list movie stars.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was always Carl say get in the astronomer Jim Fowler the zoologist and he just What did he ask more questions?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean he would ask them questions during commercials and that really did show his curiosity

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[SPEAKER_07]: It wasn’t enough for him to go to Russia with the president of NBC Bob Wright in the late 80s.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He had to take four months of Russian classes and he had somebody come to his Malibu home to teach him Russian and he could actually speak a little bit to the Russians and they loved it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And then when he went to Africa after the show retired, it wasn’t enough to go to Africa on safari.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He learned swahili.

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[SPEAKER_07]: and people over there were couldn’t believe that an American took the time and they were blown away.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But that was cards.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Even when he hosted the Oscar, the only host and Oscar’s history, no teleprompter, no cue cards.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He could edit and it’s had he memorized all the jokes and would edit in his head, accordingly to the response of the crowd.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he was on a different level than anybody that is ever had that job.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But let’s talk about the the bad part, and because there’s been a lot written about Johnny personally, the cold, uh, distance, uh, loner when he aloof, uh, the marriages, the multi marriages, uh, I would assume that you can have both be great on television and have a rough, very rough personal life, obviously, uh, with the multiple marriages was he

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[SPEAKER_02]: certain things have been written.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The inner circle that I talk to that spent the most time with him told me something revolutionary because he would make fun of the media that called him cold and aloof.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The people that spent the most time with him consistently said that he was almost the same Johnny on an off camera, a little less talkative, but almost the same.

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[SPEAKER_07]: but it was a small group of people.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it was David Steinberg, Reckles, Peter Lassale, and they, it was a demanded loyalty, Carson demanded loyalty from them, and it was a small group.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But just for self-preservation reasons, and also to conserve his energy before the show,

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[SPEAKER_07]: he definitely was not, you know, Johnny Carson all the time for everyone.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he had for self preservation reasons shut down.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, the FBI routinely had to protect his life, Mark David Chapman, who killed John Lennon, had a short list of people to kill if it wasn’t Lennon.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Carson was on that short list.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, wow, constantly getting past NBC security with weapons.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So,

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Carson the cold and the roof thing came from Johnny just needing to be Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he couldn’t as Doc’s ever since I said he couldn’t walk five feet on the street without somebody feeling they knew him and grabbing his arm and be Johnny come meet my wife and he just that’s what he had to do this was

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[SPEAKER_02]: that do to just the overall reach of the show being the only game in town for so many years is that why the wing nuts would arrive at the NBC to do harm because simply because of the volume of viewership that he had.

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[SPEAKER_07]: that is definitely it and there’s something with when people have mental illness apparently when people talk or talking into the camera newscaster sometimes get that in Carson.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But Carson was as Steve Martin said maybe the most recognizable man in America after the president and I mean people were going to bed with him at 1130 they felt they knew him and yet people were climbing over his fence and bell error.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean he was very intimate that you know I’m this mid western guy from Nebraska I’m going to live it is normal life as I possibly can.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Nick band had the limousine Carson thought that was ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The license plates that here’s Ed and Johnny thought I was laughable.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Johnny was bringing a sack lunch brown paper bag in the 70s and he was driving himself.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He did not want a bodyguard.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He did have a nickel-played gun that he carried for protection.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He never had to use it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Try to live this either.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is awesome.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I’m gonna, I shot him right between the eyes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, that’s a, I like that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I never would have thought that, you know, you look at him and he’s so easy on camera that that all this would be going on because he was the ultimate pro.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, really, there was no better pro in my opinion with that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: did he have the, did he like it when something would completely go in the other direction?

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[SPEAKER_02]: As somebody who’s done it, you know, on my clown-like level of interviewing that I’ve done and doing shows, there is nothing I appreciate more than everything that I’ve prepared for goes out the window and something special happens.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We’ll see the same way about that if the show went in a different direction.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did he like that lack of control sometimes?

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[SPEAKER_07]: it really depend on the situation like if the audience was bad in a joke bomb Carson could show his wit where a lot of lighten it shows couldn’t do that he almost made it funnier when a bomb didn’t could be self-deprecated but if you’ve got somebody like Don Rickles or somebody very almost quote dangerous on the show like Bert Reynolds it could go anyway Carson would go with it and there would be chaos on his show

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, sometimes it did get uncomfortable.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, George Pappard was drunk out of his mind, the breakfast of Tiffany’s 18.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And he called singer Paul Williams a midget and Paul Williams got up ready to fight.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He got up ready to fight George Pappard.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And I talked to Paul Williams about this.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was really, really bad.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Carson lost control.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He leaves the set and Richard Harris, who wasn’t even on the show was drinking with Fred Decordava, comes and sits at Carson’s desk.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And he starts interviewing his wife and turkler who was on the show and reading the pre-interview questions that Carson had asked her previously And it was just pure cast and then it cost a Carson and he’s with Fred to court of off to the side That is an example of something that was probably Carson thought was good TV But he had lost control and that was definitely could happen on the show with battles with with people I mean Chevy chasing Gallagher got into a Carson just was trying to be Switzerland and make peace

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[SPEAKER_07]: Gallagher.

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[SPEAKER_07]: There’s a fistfight I’d like to see.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I do remember one particular incident and I would love when he would do his pieces like off to the side and they were demonstrating the hot toys of that year for Christmas and I have to know it ended up with them using some sort of kids can and to shoot a basketball player toy and it was so

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[SPEAKER_13]: back, breakingly funny, because it was so, just organic, how it happened, when they set up stuff like that, the toy bit, like when they make it a little difficult, so we had more stuff to play with, or was that really just him doing that bit?

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[SPEAKER_13]: And that’s how it turned out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And to my knowledge, it was just Johnny being Johnny, I mean, the writers would give him Adlibs for certain for the toys, so as he would use them some time as he wouldn’t.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He didn’t need the Adlibs, but they would give it to him.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But that was uniquely Johnny, I mean, he would let the show go in in different directions.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And he let all the mistakes stay in.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, now the late night hosts will stop tape or they’ll edit stuff out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But you have someone like John Davidson go on the show or someone like Robert Guley and they forget the words to the song They’re like Johnny can we stop and he said nope.

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[SPEAKER_07]: We’re gonna keep going and there was a charm in that I mean The only times he would stop as deliries had a brain aneurysm and dropped up to the floor and if it’s scary They would stop they’d a comedian.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I don’t know if you remember him the George Miller.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He was Dave Lennon He was 1991

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[SPEAKER_07]: George Miller on the guy right on there that type of guy.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I remember like a 1991 Johnny introduces him to do stand up comes out has a panic attack on air runs back stage after his second or third show Johnny said you know what we’re going to stop tape This could happen to anyone we’re going to bring him back on it took him a few minutes.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They brought him back on and Johnny said I want you to be laugh as if this never happened and you the people at home couldn’t help anything ever happened and that was Johnny’s being human.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean he really took care

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[SPEAKER_02]: That was unbelievable kindness, especially in need of battle.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I would thank with that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Was his esteem, you brought a letterman?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Was his esteem for a letterman from your research?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Was that legit that he really did?

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[SPEAKER_02]: He was that fond of David Letterman?

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[SPEAKER_07]: He loved Dave because Dave showed him so much respect.

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[SPEAKER_07]: There were Malibu neighbors.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, Johnny, point of pride in the mid-80s.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Dave Letterman had this pickup truck that was rusty.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The seats were all torn.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He drove from 1973 from Indianapolis to California.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And in the morning, Johnny and his headwriters said, Dave’s on tonight, why don’t we steal his truck?

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[SPEAKER_07]: So they brought Dave early to the studio under false pretenses and they had a toe truck driver and Letterman legit this was a surprise They took his truck and during one of the commercials.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They brought it on stage and Johnny was talking about how ugly it wasn’t showing photos And Dave Letterman is so embarrassed.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They opened the curtains and Dave almost passed out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it was so damn funny

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[SPEAKER_07]: Letterman Carson on his final public appearance may have 94 two years after retirement did a walk on a Dave Letterman’s show in LA and that was so emotional and the fact that he picked Dave for his last appearance speaks volumes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When you know being the obsessive fan having a podcast about Carson writing this this book that I am just dying to get my hands on I have to ask you this question.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What is there anything in all of your research and all the podcasts that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It came out of left field that surprised you about Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I think how sensitive the guy was.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he didn’t like to be correct.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Carl Sagan, even his friend, once corrected Johnny twice in a rupted him and he banned Sagan from the show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So he was a little thin skinned.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He definitely, he would say on the show any, he’s like, I do not believe any of my guests that say actors that are comedians that say the critics don’t hurt me.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He’s like, if you have any sensitivity at Hertz.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, like he,

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[SPEAKER_07]: he ban Jerry Lewis in several other people for being rude to his staff like he he was basically like if you’re going to come into my helmet be a guest you’re going to be on your best behavior so i didn’t didn’t i could mean that look things like that like you Lewis yelling at the cue card guy would get and uh somebody banned from the show but Johnny was a stickler for for good manners and i didn’t know the sensitivity in the manners about him

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[SPEAKER_13]: when you talk about him being thin skinned how much truth is there that when he decided he wanted to retire it was because he was being made fun of on other shows did that really drive him towards retirement like they did the I know a day car he did uh it’s Carson on on Saturday night live they did Carsonio that’s right i mean he was he was on a on a ledge by himself for so long and when he became a target that hurt his feelings

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[SPEAKER_07]: It did.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, those the Robert smuggle pen sketches with Dana Carvey.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He hated those.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He didn’t want to become Bob Hope where he thought Hope stuck around too long and they portrayed him on those scattered in that life sketches is out of touch getting a little seenile.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And Johnny said, you know, if they’re going to make fun of me, it’s time to go that in this show NBC not consulting Johnny moving the show from 1130 to 1135, which Johnny, that was a big disadvantage.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And then Leno’s manager, Helen Kushnik, Pant Pant, Plant and a fake store in the New York Post.

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[SPEAKER_07]: In February of 1991 that NBC won a Johnny out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was just a lot of these things.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And Johnny sold the, everybody was going to be getting in the late night game.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And he just prided himself on entrances and exits and said,

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[SPEAKER_07]: I don’t need this anymore, but Carvey was banned from the show and the beginning that the impression was not mean mean at all And it just got to be meaner and meaner and and basically every Thursday when they would do a sketch Would say you know they’re planning and doing a sketch this Saturday We don’t know if it’s gonna get past stress or it’s on

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[SPEAKER_07]: Carson would say, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_07]: We make fun of people on this show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I just don’t find those sketches funny.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They can do whatever they want.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I just don’t find them personally funny.

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[SPEAKER_07]: As far as Bob hoped.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Didn’t like Bob hope, right?

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[SPEAKER_07]: He wasn’t like he would.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He liked Bob hope.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He loved Bob hopes early work.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He hoped he was fine with hope in the 60s and 70s.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It’s just he thought hope stuck around way too long.

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[SPEAKER_07]: His performing skills went down and down by the end.

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[SPEAKER_07]: couldn’t really hear and you know was lip-reading and just Johnny would ask him a question if it was at a order hope really couldn’t had trouble keeping in touch and he’s Johnny just didn’t understand what the guy with all this money would look on a Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Why would he wouldn’t be with his family?

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[SPEAKER_07]: He’d be out doing gigs and just Carson looked down at the fact that hope didn’t have any friends really outside of show business or any interest outside of show business.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He thought Jack Penny, Lucille Ball and Hope all stuck around too long and he said I want to be

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[SPEAKER_07]: And, you know, he retired when he was 66, he let the tonight show, and the work, I mean, the fact that you might, that you still are watching clips, I’m watching clips over a million subscribers to the official Johnny Carson YouTube channel, 3 billion plus views on YouTube, and the fact that every late night who still talks about Carson, he hasn’t been on the air in 33 years.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That is an illustration of this man’s ability and his work and his legacy.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let’s have fun right now with our executive producer, Mr. Josh Shuroka down in the year, a lower right hand corner there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Josh, I will throw out a few names here, and you simply say whether you know them or not, right?

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[SPEAKER_02]: George, he was mentioned during this interview with Mark knockoff, George Pappard.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No idea Richard Harris.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Freddie Decordaba.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let’s see.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Rob, do you want to try a couple as far as the name?

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[SPEAKER_13]: I’m, let’s make it a little easier.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Doc Severnson?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s why I stayed quiet on that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_02]: You don’t know Doc?

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[SPEAKER_02]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What’s your journey?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Mark, I have to ask you this.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just had to do that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s my fun.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There seemed that that one clip, the Thanksgiving interview that’s probably got more views than anything online.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Everybody just started over a year for the past three years.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I went, you know, because I, you know, I’ve been down that road a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I, I like why, uh, Jenny want to steam with those.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Johnny loved, and my idol, my idol, yours is Johnny Carson.

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[SPEAKER_02]: My idol was Buddy Rich.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know Buddy Rich was a bit of a prick, uh, but they loved each other, right?

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[SPEAKER_02]: They were best friends.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, before I’m before the tape in an 87-1 buddy rich guy Carson and two people were telling me that you was sobbing and is all this I mean he wanted to cancel the show But the audience had been loaded in and I’ve watched the tape many times and you can see Johnny’s eyes are all red during the monologues he had been sobbing

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[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn’t mention Betty Buddy Rich’s name because he knows he’s going to break down and he did a Reagan sketch in the audio didn’t work and that he just lost in front of the audience.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was the one time or two times in 30 years he absolutely lost in front of the audience because the buddy Rich was in his mind and he got through the show and then he canceled like two weeks worth of shows and

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[SPEAKER_07]: he didn’t like going to funerals but he went to buddy riches it might have been his last funeral only because he didn’t want to be the focus like he wouldn’t go to a funeral if he was the only famous person because everyone would be looking at him and Carson thought it’s about the deceased but this was a funeral the Jerry Lewis melt on me all these famous people were so he did he wasn’t taking focus away from buddy but even when buddy was in the hospital in Philadelphia Carson told Ed we’re taking a car we’re going to go surprise buddy and Carson had his cardact urban and

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[SPEAKER_02]: dirty carnac to cheer up buddy rich in the 70s and buddy absolutely love that there was love there for sure That’s you know, it’s interesting because talking to you if anything has In many ways confirmed a lot of the the the the one word that I always think about when I think about his personality and that’s complicated

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[SPEAKER_02]: he was a complicated guy he had there were a lot of different people and you know it’s a pressure cooker it’s a meet grinder it’s it’s difficult and when you’re writing you know at the top of the heap for that long I would imagine you know the thin skin part it’s self-preservation I would imagine two a certain degree with Johnny Carson with you

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think so I mean he was just trying to get through the show and I mean people would come on the show like someone like David Brenner had tried doing it and he said nobody knows how hard this is and Johnny said it’s murder and Brenner said nobody should try this.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Chevy Chase guess host of the show one time in 1986 had our very hard time.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Since Tom down with Johnny a month later and said I had no idea how hard this was Nobody’s gonna be the next Johnny Carson and of course Chevy.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I guess forgot about that cuz a few years later I did on his own and I was to 26 episodes Our box before they pulled the plug Stunning cars that really standingly bad car.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It’s made it look easy you would have people Carson would sit at home and watch these guest host trying to guess host to show Arnold Palmer Joe name with Herdugless Lordan green the most people you would never think about that would try to

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[SPEAKER_07]: to show some green I didn’t never knew that that’s it makes you know that when the one time that John and Paul from the Beatles were on it they were hosted by Joe Garagio I’m in my company and Lenin were so upset because they didn’t know Garagio was and they wanted to be Johnny Carson they show up to NBC in New York they’re plugging apple core and they find out Johnny’s not going to be there and they’re yeah they’re upset and it’s

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[SPEAKER_07]: Garasiola had no appreciation because Johnny wanted to be there, but he had to do a concert in Maryland, and Garasiola is just so bad at this, and like, to Lola Bank had who died six months later, was was either drunk or on meds, and it was a freaking train rack.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, the greatest thing with the archives is that they’re all still out there for you to see.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And really, this has been fascinating.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’d love to get.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We could do two, three, four of these.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I wouldn’t want to steal your podcast because I could talk about Johnny Carson for an hour a day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You have this podcast.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You have this podcast.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Nice one question that fascinated me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_13]: There are 8 billion podcasts out there.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And if you can find a hook, that’s what makes it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: We didn’t nearly 400 and we’re going to be we’ve been releasing new ones and it was one of those things the only reason we stopped because the audience wanted more Is that a lot of my guests unfortunately that I wanted sort of dying out.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it’s just I mean, yeah, that’s about that are they’re still available.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I know if you want to download But your angle of going with people at least this was was really centered in the first couple hundred episodes

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[SPEAKER_13]: You’d interview people that were on the show and then talk about their experience.

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[SPEAKER_13]: So not so much about Johnny, but seeing Johnny through their eyes.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And I thought that was the greatest hook.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And it was really, for someone, you know, who grew up, I was fascinated by it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Did you see any commonality in the experiences for all, because you interview big stars.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You interviewed what he would call civilians, what was the common thread between these guest experiences?

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[SPEAKER_07]: two things one that Johnny when people went out there they were terrified that Johnny would call them instantly and he had this aura and this thing about him like Elizabeth Taylor avoided the show for twenty nine years goes out in February of ninety two and instantly is like this is not scary at all Johnny had this thing about him you know the civilians people that had never been on an airplane some of them were let alone being this studio in front of millions of people and he just could make them feel

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[SPEAKER_07]: comfortable.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Second thing is the comedians.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The comedians, the young comedians, most of them would tell me that Johnny, either during the commercials or after the show would give them suggestions on their material and do punch-shops.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Someone like George Lopez said when he debuted afterwards, Carson came to a men’s head, you know what, maybe try this here.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And Lopez tried it the next night and said Carson was right on the money and he got like the biggest laugh.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I think Carson generosity with the young comics, there was that was pretty consistent.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I like here in

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[SPEAKER_13]: I have to applaud you because of as you said with the people passing away, you have preserved so many long-term interviews with these people that otherwise would not exist.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And I think that’s really important in the show because Canon is so good for you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You’re, I have one, a couple, two last questions for you in, when you mentioned the young comedians, who, in your opinion, had the best set on the tonight show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have my opinion.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I want to see if it matches with you.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I would maybe do a tie with Stephen Wright and Drew Carey.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Freddie Princeton, awfully well.

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[SPEAKER_07]: A Gabe Kaplan did very well and got a sitcom out of it eventually talking about the sweat hogs and his experience.

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[SPEAKER_07]: There were a couple.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Rose-handed, very well, Louie Anderson did great.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Anderson was my number one seed.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I got together with him and we talked and him telling me, I mean, it was an uphill battle.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They told him originally the booker of the gatekeeper said that he would never do the show and Carson wouldn’t like him.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And he finally gets on and Carson just loved Louis.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, Louis told me his life changed instantly and he said he couldn’t go a day walking around outside where people said, you know what, Louis, I said your first tonight show and how special that was.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I think Louis Anderson is right up there and that’s a good assessment.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And usually anybody that writes a book last question here is what what do you want people to get out of out of this book?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Love Johnny Carson, one obsessive fans journey to find the genius behind the legend.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What do you want people to get out of the book?

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[SPEAKER_07]: a few things.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I just want people, but maybe younger people to to realize that this guy was maybe the most powerful person in TV for 30 years dominated American culture.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The impact he had on entertainment, fashion, politics.

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[SPEAKER_07]: If people want to go into entertainment or study communications, I’d really urge them to go on YouTube and look at some of the clips that we talk about on air.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he’s safe, political Chris.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Bill Clinton in 88 bombed at the DNC, went double over as a lot of time was boot off.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Um, speaking, goes on cars and plays the saxophone long before our scenario is an unknown It’s political career say by Johnny Carson just the power that this man yielded and also the second thing is I really did feel a responsibility and I could I didn’t have room in the book to do all of them But just the kindness that this guy had behind the scenes that he was saving people’s lives and what he was doing for people He did not want to be acknowledged and I thought

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[SPEAKER_07]: that those were important stories because the media really went with Joan Rivers that this guy’s an awful man and which just repeat this in interviews in the media just went with it and I just really wanted to and people’s own words show that it was he was definitely a complicated man.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He wasn’t a saint by his own admission but that there was a lot more to this story and I wanted that to be said.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I can’t wait to read it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Mark really what a what a delight talking about time.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you to this was fun love love love that have you back on and of course that a lot I’d like to really thank you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s Mark Malkov.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you Mark Mark is a love Johnny Carson One obsessive fans journey to find the genius behind the legend.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What a great booking that was so much

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[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, you’ve got to eat that.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Skim the list of episodes of the Carson podcast.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Find us the celebrity you like and listen to it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: It’ll blow your mind.

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[SPEAKER_13]: It is so cool to see it from the other direction.

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[SPEAKER_13]: That’s very, very cool.

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[SPEAKER_13]: It’s very, very cool.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Josh, how did you enjoy that?

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[SPEAKER_14]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_14]: It makes me want to go and check out the Johnny Carson YouTube channel.

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[SPEAKER_14]: It really is on.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Do a sea clips of comedians and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_14]: I don’t see a whole lot of, it’s just hosting an interaction.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s just a burnt Reynolds probably with the chaos, uh, you know, if you really want to see the spontaneity and Robert talked to you about it one time of it with Rodney Yeah, he loved Carson loved most about Rodney Dangerfield is when Rodney would run out of material because he would have a two stand-up set

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then we would have his prepare a comedy for the guest chair and he would run out and at one point he’s on with James Mason and he gets to the end of his materially doesn’t have any more material and he looks over James Mason.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So what’s new with you and Carson almost has it and his own aneurysm there, which was great.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s great.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right, well, that, uh, what did the light?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I love, love, love that so much fun.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What a wonderful way to boy Mark Malakov.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Good night.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Good to almost, uh, made me forget today.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Have a, a cold today because of course it’s Christmas and you always get a cold at Christmas time.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s a traditional, hey, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Now what this is Josh this is a new thing.

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[SPEAKER_13]: This is Christmas tidbits and as we get closer to the holiday What are you talking about these will be items that you can talk about with your friends And like at the water cooler or perhaps at the gym.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, this is Christmas so it’d be around the dinner table with your family

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[SPEAKER_02]: I can’t be with that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is, I got all Rob’s Christmas tapes, so I’m very, very, very, very happy about that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I really can’t wait.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, I never get what I really want.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What does he want?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Real estate.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There it is, that’s Lucy, let’s start ladies and gentlemen because that’s what we do on the nose.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We start as I get back to the correct.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You’re gonna be the first tidbit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is the first tidbit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’m obsessed with compulsive just like you were, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You know Mike, it’s what drives the business.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It is very, very disgusting.

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[SPEAKER_02]: People are obsessed with checking out news online.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But not what you might think.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, uh, there’s a naked Christmas tree trend going viral on social media.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s basically, uh, what it sounds like, a tree without any ornaments, decorations, tinsel, and sometimes without even lights.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So, uh, everything I can see outside.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it’s a house plan.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A, uh, common look is a bear Christmas tree, sparsely lit with soft white lights.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And he’ll be coming down the chimney down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We’re too lyric in all Christmas music, he’ll be coming down the chimney down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Does not make sense in anything, if the he’ll be coming, do you agree with me on that?

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[SPEAKER_02]: We talk about it for years.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s horrible.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let’s go back to the top of the chimney down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s easy, William’s hot.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A dog, a dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Or get a dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Your sock.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Works Christmas special.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Here comes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’ll be coming down the tune.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They’re down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What?

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[SPEAKER_02]: uh… and you will you so it’s a modern minimalist thing which has been picked up by uh… various uh… i think it’s an idea it’s horrible it’s just lazy people uh… julian more Michelle five her victoria Beckham and uh… cartashian of course it’s always a for a you know

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[SPEAKER_13]: the problem here is minimal lights.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You need to put as many lights on your tree as your tree can support.

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[SPEAKER_13]: That’s where the beauty is.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And then you will put on the ornaments and that’s nice.

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[SPEAKER_13]: But if you’re minimally lighting a tree, that’s just like a house plant at a doctor’s office.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Don’t you pull out the ornaments for like sentimental reasons?

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[SPEAKER_14]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_14]: That’s the whole point of the ornaments is that every year there’s new ornaments.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you have to hide the pick-up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The interesting thing about doing this shows I never know what’s really going to get you two upset.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Moving right along the internet became a bigger cesspool of misinformation than ever this year.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So this pick for Miriam Webster’s word of the year makes sense.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The word of the year from Webster’s

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is Slop, as an AI Slop.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, not like the classic definition of Slop, which is like, you know, goo.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They define it as digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence.

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[SPEAKER_13]: So it’s nice that we finally got the show mentioned in the dictionary.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A. I. content got so cheap and easy this year.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s an unavoidable now from cookie cutter writing full box full of botch facts to that fun video your dad sent of an old lady on a sled crashing into a fence A. I. Slop is everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They say they picked it because it managed to sum up the problem in just four letters and it gave us a fun way to mock AI.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Here’s a quote.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The word sends a little message to AI.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When it comes to replacing human creativity, sometimes you don’t seem too super intelligent.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Other words that made their short list include Gerry Mander.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Touch grass.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That one I had no idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Touch grass.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You’re wearing touch grass.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Touch grass.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I thought it was about Jaden Williams.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Performative.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Tarriff and dictionary.com’s word of the year.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you remember that one?

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[SPEAKER_02]: We have that one on the show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Six seven very good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Very nice.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’s got a good memory.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’s got a not for Richard Harris.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But he’s got a good memory.

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[SPEAKER_02]: His short term is really really good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And he kind of counters your long term.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ve got like two memory people here on this show together.

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[SPEAKER_13]: We make it in tire brain.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s very cool.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I, you know, it was a year and I was thinking you brought up AI.

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[SPEAKER_13]: It was a year ago that I thought this was really cool.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And now I’m almost ashamed to play it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Is that being crossed be greeting that I played the front of the show?

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[SPEAKER_13]: It’s horrible.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And I was so impressed with it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Just 12 months ago.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Merry Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Terrible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, and Josh, May your Holidays be filled with all the peace, love, and warmth of the season.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And be says, baby.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, baby.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Little snow on Christmas morning.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, things need to get better than that shut up thing anyway before the night before Rob Ryan earned his wife Michelle were found stabbed to death in their home robin his son Nick the prime suspect got into a very loud public argument argument rather it happened Saturday night at Conan O’Brien’s Christmas party

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[SPEAKER_02]: sources say that after the argument which a lot of people heard Robin Michelle left the party people say Nick’s overall vibe at the party was pretty creepy I’ve seen like many of you Something of the photos and by the way nice 20 dollar super chat from L. Gowan Thank you very much.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We love Johnny too buying the book for a good great idea.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I think she’s correct.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I think it’s going

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[SPEAKER_02]: go.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, very good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Family sources told TMZ that Michelle had been telling friends over the last few months that she and Robert were there with Send over next mental illness and drug abuse issues because they’d quote, tried everything.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now, he wrote a book.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They made a movie about addiction where I guess they thought it was the end of the chapter, but

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[SPEAKER_02]: he still had his demons.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They found him Sunday night about 15 miles away at a metro station near USC.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’s being held without bail on a suicide watch.

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[SPEAKER_02]: TMZ says Nick checked into a hotel around 4am Sunday morning when staff came to the room later that day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They found blood on the bed.

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[SPEAKER_02]: and in the shower and he had the sheets covering the window on a related note one of British the British tablates got video of Billy Crystal and his wife outside the Rhiner’s home after the news of the death sproke Billy looks pretty distraught robbed direct to Billy and when Harry Metzallie could friends this uh TMZ says Billy and his wife actually saw the bodies because uh Romney called them right after school.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god

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[SPEAKER_02]: and Larry David was also reported spotted nearby looking emotional and, of course, so I was going to open the show and I’m glad we had a light-hearted Carson interview because the Trump, you know, comment on social media was- Did you upon first reading it?

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[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it broke extraordinarily wide yesterday, but when you first read that comment from Trump, did you think maybe it was AI or a parody or joke?

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[SPEAKER_13]: Really, it was so over the top.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I thought it had to be, and it was a horrifyingly sad to find out it was a sad time.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it’s, you know, the thing about where we are and where we are as a civil society now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I blame my generation.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that I was raised by parents who were so aware of decorum and civility and high road.

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[SPEAKER_02]: and doing those type of things.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then I think that when you’ve got people, you know, he’s on the older boomer side, Trump, but there is a, there’s an acceptance of bad behavior that comes from the fact that we were, we were so ramed in as far as that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that, that’s why it’s just another in one of the many reasons why the children of the greatest generation myself included.

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[SPEAKER_14]: I’m sorry, we’ve seen over the years that Trump knows better.

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[SPEAKER_14]: He just completely was misappropriate.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And also I think Trump plays the game of wearing us down.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, if he does something despicable for every event, which he seems to do, it takes attention away from each individual event.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And it’s just, you know, I can’t get inside his mind, but I sometimes think because there were so many people on the left when Charlie Kirk was murdered, do you think he says, well, now that justifies me saying something about Carl Reiner, do you think that’s what’s going to be a problem?

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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, and I’ve seen a lot of people excuse his behavior because of that, where really it should have been, here’s your chance to show the better way to handle things.

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[SPEAKER_02]: terrible.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean really just I even with all the things that have been said over the years I looked at that and you know there’s one of those SMH moments of really pissed me off.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sharon Osborne credits her kids for keeping her alive.

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[SPEAKER_02]: she previously made headlines for revealing in a 2007 memoir that she and Ozzy had an assisted suicide pact should either of them get dementia.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sharon didn’t follow through with that pact because of her kids.

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[SPEAKER_02]: She said if it weren’t for them, she’d have gone with Ozzy because she’s done everything she’s wanted to do in this life.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t believe it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it’s a tricked Aussie.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, stop it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now stop that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: She added, quote, years ago when I had one of my mental breakdowns, I went into the little facility to help with my head.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There were two girls over there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They didn’t know each other, but they were in there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Each of their mothers had committed suicide.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw the stain of these two young women, what they were in and what they had to do with their lives, what it did to their lives.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I thought, I will never ever do that to my kids.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I look, I, when you love somebody and I really do believe that Sharon loved love loved Aussie.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I really do believe that you could tell by the reaction and as someone who fortunately was raised by parents who really, really loved each other, my mom, you know, right away when my dad passed.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was just like, I just want towards the end of her life.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I just want to, I want to go see your dad.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That was, you know, some people, they give it all to their hubby, and especially when their caretaker.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think that that happens with that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So you know what I said.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I like my parents Sharon Osborne too.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I really do, but I get that they comment my parents divorced and they occasionally call each other, which is nice.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you feel that you needed to plug that in there for your own, your own, or whatever it is?

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[SPEAKER_13]: I don’t know, Mike, I’ve had a week already.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right, today is national chocolate covered anything day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_13]: I’m a fat guy and I love all things fatning, but that sounds disgusting.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They’re they’re excuse me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: uh… there is a map of every state’s favorite chocolate covered whatever and unfortunately insects did rise to the top spot in one state overall uh… let me see the most popular thing to cover in chocolate what do you think that is a peanuts nope judge strawberries now raisins think savory chocolate covered roast beef

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[SPEAKER_02]: Bacon.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that’s no.

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[SPEAKER_13]: No people think this is belongs everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have the most going that should have been the right answer.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have the number one answer for what they cover and chocolate in Nevada?

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[SPEAKER_13]: Because if you don’t know, it’s hookers.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You can go.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s big fun man.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s a Christmas celebration really is.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway middle America said bacon’s specifically bacon is the top choice in Alabama Colorado Georgia Indiana Iowa.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey high Steve bridges Missouri Oklahoma Tennessee and Wisconsin.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I like to cover my day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, chocolate.

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[SPEAKER_02]: have to stop bananas chocolate cover bananas.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That is the most popular in the world.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Money in the bananas stand.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Arizona Connecticut, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota and Nevada, Oregon and Virginia, almonds, chocolate cover, almonds.

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[SPEAKER_13]: That’s not even the right nut.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Number one in Maryland.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_02]: New Mexico, New York, Texas, Utah, and Washington, while people prefer pecans in Arkansas, Louisiana, and South Carolina.

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[SPEAKER_14]: What does that mean?

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[SPEAKER_14]: No, what about just a peanut?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, I’m glad you brought that up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Peanuts are loved in South Dakota and macadamia nuts in Hawaii, chocolate covered, Macadamia nuts, but that’s also too exotic.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I think to be a real common runner.

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[SPEAKER_13]: If you had to choose Mike,

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[SPEAKER_13]: between chocolate covered peanuts.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I’ll see you get wound up above.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Govers, right?

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[SPEAKER_13]: OK, or chocolate covered raisins, I’ll raise nuts.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you prefer chocolate covered strawberries or the most popular in Alaska, Mississippi, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wyoming?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, cherries win in Maine, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, and West Virginia.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t know if I got a cherry.

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[SPEAKER_13]: It’s strong.

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[SPEAKER_13]: But Mike, in your own, in your, in your, in your book, raising nets or goobers or anything related to the net.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I agree.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And especially curfewers, you like goobers.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You like the chocolate covered peanuts?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, peanuts enjoy the second time.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Finally, today, a lot of the stuff that we eat more around the holidays can leave you feeling backed up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I can relate to that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: uh… there’s not a lot of fiber in christmas cookies and the booze in that egg not can leave you dehydrated with that every night mic during a disember we’ll add a huge cheese plate yes buying that colon to dust uh… luckily science just figured out of the top foods to add in your diet that can lead to less straining at uh… stool uh… re

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[SPEAKER_02]: researchers at King’s College in London found these three foods are the best ones to eat if you’re backed up during the holidays.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The first one is a classic, but you might not guess the other two.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Number one prunes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Or is it called them now dried plums?

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[SPEAKER_02]: They’re a high in fiber and also have something called sorbitol.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s used in certain types of over-the-counter elaxid is eight to ten prunes per day can get things moving again.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Or you can be like me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You can just go down to the store and buy a big box of mirrored lex.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s a good idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No one with the chocolate covered prunes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Or the chocolate covered mirrored lex.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, number two is Kiwi.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They’ve got a specific enzyme that breaks down proteins.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t buy it, Justin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don’t buy it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it’s, you think it’s maybe big Kiwi?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Big Kiwi, absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Two or three Kiwis a day for one month can help keep you regular.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And number three, nobody will get it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Nobody will get it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I will give you one guess each.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know, give you, you do.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, soulgunnings, 15 milligrams.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Wrong.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Josh.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_02]: See, I knew I’d stop the room with that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s the best option when it comes to bread.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Studies have found it can even work better than some laxatives.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Rye bread.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Rye bread, by the way, I don’t like it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you not even like on a good deli sandwich?

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I really don’t like Rye.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Coffee, I thought of doing it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Two big cups for me every morning.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Another option that gets things moving because it stimulates the muscles in your colon.

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[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, get my son a little sip of coffee today as we were waiting for his bus just down the road.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know sometimes no way on it so sometimes high honors.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I’m like where does he get that Mike really Where’s it come from a good a good tip for when you’re bound up is a moushu pork from a Chinese restaurant because it’s all Moushu moushu.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, delicious.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe maybe Michael’s setting up to sumic Donalds

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[SPEAKER_02]: Super my coffee.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, daddy for the hot coffee.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I got it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ll have a prune sandwich on rye with some Kiwi slices and a nice cup of jope.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you very much Merry Christmas Every bloody hi there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody hello.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I love love this music.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you racer PGT we appreciate it Rob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to talk about your flight because you did fly?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s nice to have you back where you belong.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Even though that’s a song lyric, welcome back to Virginia.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Love it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All robbed it yesterday is text me and Josh and it was a sign that says thank you for your patient.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Shuttle will be here shortly and I I mean no text message could be better.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I took it as I landed that’s it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: That’s exactly the reason I sent it but I knew that that would be much more entertaining than saying I landed.

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[SPEAKER_13]: So as I was going through John Foster Dulles International Airport which by the way is

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[SPEAKER_13]: beautiful.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so modern.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You know, I actually had a pretty easy getaway and Mike, we discussed briefly yesterday, Fort Lauderdale Airport is a smaller, much more manageable airport than Miami.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It is indeed.

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[SPEAKER_13]: So I enjoyed flying out of there.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Security was a little slow, but you know, it is Christmas, so I was okay with it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I had one bag to check and I did that for the small fee of $40 is all it cost me to fly with a bag because you know, a lot

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[SPEAKER_13]: And when you land at an airport and you know, you don’t ever take the time to put your phone into airplane mode anymore, no need, but when you get toys to landing.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, there’s a lot on hold on hold on, you don’t play your phone in airplane mode.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Of course not.

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[SPEAKER_13]: No, you’re still supposed to do that.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I’ve never been on a plane that crashed because I didn’t do it.

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[SPEAKER_14]: So, well, selfishly, if you want to make it selfish, it will destroy your battery.

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[SPEAKER_14]: It drains it really fast.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no, he’ll do it.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You selfish bastard.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, Mike, if you’ve ever not done it, if you’ve ever been a scoff law like me, go ahead, John.

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[SPEAKER_13]: They still tell you to.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, they do.

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[SPEAKER_14]: And then every flight.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I’m not listening.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You made it sound like the rule has been eradicated in my brain.

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[SPEAKER_14]: It has.

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[SPEAKER_14]: If I remember back when we had to turn our phones off.

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[SPEAKER_13]: So when you land Mike and you have your phone not an airline mode because you’re the worst person in the world.

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[SPEAKER_13]: You’re horrible.

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[SPEAKER_13]: When you land, you get your phone find the signal and you get like 30 texts and eight emails and your phones and you’re probably gonna go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:01:04.474 –> 01:01:09.365
[SPEAKER_13]: So I land at Dallas and I get a text from United Airlines and I say, oh, how nice.

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[SPEAKER_13]: And I read it and it says, welcome to Washington.

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[SPEAKER_13]: We wanted to let you know your bag will be arriving on a later flight.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, man, to say time and maybe the baggage services line use this link to set up complementary bag delivery on my main thank you for your patience and the first thought and this is why big airline has got us so beat up.

01:01:31.803 –> 01:01:43.219
[SPEAKER_13]: I’m there thinking I said wow I don’t even have to wait and but look at you they’re going to deliver my bag to me that’s and then I have to stop and things say hey you know what they didn’t bring my bag with me.

01:01:43.199 –> 01:02:06.135
[SPEAKER_13]: They had my bag an hour and 20 minutes before the plane took off and you you paid the net 40 bucks 40 dollars and dropped it off at UPS exactly so I’m going through this while we’re waiting because there is literally one of those luggage movers blocking our plane right from getting to the gate so we got time there on the tarmac and I go to that link to say you’ve lost my bag.

01:02:06.115 –> 01:02:07.958
[SPEAKER_13]: And it is a fun to drag.

01:02:08.238 –> 01:02:10.262
[SPEAKER_13]: It is kind of was not great.

01:02:10.282 –> 01:02:15.570
[SPEAKER_13]: And you have to answer every question they send you or you can’t complete the form.

01:02:16.031 –> 01:02:18.114
[SPEAKER_13]: So you start with your super flyer.

01:02:18.335 –> 01:02:20.638
[SPEAKER_13]: I’m a united guy number in your name.

01:02:21.119 –> 01:02:21.941
[SPEAKER_13]: And your address.

01:02:21.981 –> 01:02:24.505
[SPEAKER_13]: And then it says, what kind of bag was it?

01:02:24.645 –> 01:02:27.870
[SPEAKER_13]: I said firm sided rolling bag.

01:02:27.910 –> 01:02:29.633
[SPEAKER_13]: And this said, okay, what color?

01:02:29.913 –> 01:02:30.174
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

01:02:30.675 –> 01:02:32.798
[SPEAKER_13]: And they don’t have my color on the list.

01:02:33.149 –> 01:02:37.417
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, I purposely, the last time carrying out the way Josh, that’s paisley.

01:02:37.938 –> 01:02:40.021
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, my purple paisley.

01:02:40.763 –> 01:02:41.825
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, God, I want to enter you.

01:02:41.845 –> 01:02:45.291
[SPEAKER_14]: Patty, that man’s actually can purple was on there.

01:02:45.491 –> 01:02:48.637
[SPEAKER_13]: They offered patterns as one of the choices.

01:02:49.058 –> 01:02:56.251
[SPEAKER_13]: When we bought luggage, uh, we bought orange luggage because you can spot it a mile away on the, uh, carousel.

01:02:56.271 –> 01:02:57.072
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it’s great.

01:02:57.092 –> 01:02:57.553
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, well.

01:02:57.533 –> 01:02:58.114
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

01:02:58.134 –> 01:03:01.618
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, the list doesn’t need to do this.

01:03:01.698 –> 01:03:03.500
[SPEAKER_13]: So it’s similar in certain ways.

01:03:04.261 –> 01:03:04.801
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know.

01:03:05.082 –> 01:03:08.085
[SPEAKER_14]: I know it does, but it’s just a car I can find it in the parking lot.

01:03:08.145 –> 01:03:12.711
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s just funny that you two do these kind of quirky, weird little things together.

01:03:12.771 –> 01:03:13.512
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s wonderful.

01:03:13.532 –> 01:03:15.794
[SPEAKER_13]: Orange is not an option on the list.

01:03:16.135 –> 01:03:19.799
[SPEAKER_13]: And I keep scrolling looking for like none of the above or something.

01:03:19.819 –> 01:03:20.460
[SPEAKER_13]: And there’s nothing.

01:03:20.500 –> 01:03:21.281
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s just colors.

01:03:21.581 –> 01:03:22.662
[SPEAKER_13]: Once you go with red.

01:03:23.003 –> 01:03:24.064
[SPEAKER_13]: I clicked yellow.

01:03:24.044 –> 01:03:27.929
[SPEAKER_13]: And then it says, do you have any other additional comments about your luggage?

01:03:28.009 –> 01:03:30.733
[SPEAKER_13]: I said, yes, it’s actually orange.

01:03:31.795 –> 01:03:33.317
[SPEAKER_13]: One person wrote, bright orange.

01:03:33.357 –> 01:03:34.098
[SPEAKER_13]: Howling this tooth.

01:03:34.418 –> 01:03:35.139
[SPEAKER_13]: Exactly.

01:03:35.339 –> 01:03:40.987
[SPEAKER_13]: And then it also says, if we were to open your bag, what’s the first thing you’d see?

01:03:41.708 –> 01:03:46.014
[SPEAKER_13]: And I started thinking, okay, all the things that I don’t have this morning.

01:03:46.174 –> 01:03:48.938
[SPEAKER_13]: I said, like, oh, my medicine.

01:03:48.918 –> 01:04:05.475
[SPEAKER_13]: My Yeti microphone, my handheld microphone, all the chargers that I have for all of my electronics are all right there on the very top and I’m an idiot because I’ve always been of the opinion that if it’s something you can’t live without like your medicine.

01:04:05.455 –> 01:04:08.459
[SPEAKER_13]: you do it as a carry on because then you know you’ve got it.

01:04:08.479 –> 01:04:09.360
[SPEAKER_13]: I got lazy.

01:04:09.620 –> 01:04:15.347
[SPEAKER_13]: I threw my medicine in my suitcase and now if they don’t get it to me by dinner time tonight I’ll likely die.

01:04:15.767 –> 01:04:16.789
[SPEAKER_13]: So that’s where we’re at.

01:04:16.929 –> 01:04:19.051
[SPEAKER_02]: What is the most important medicine you have?

01:04:20.653 –> 01:04:23.216
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s arsenic but I take it in a small amount.

01:04:23.276 –> 01:04:25.199
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s the only thing keeping me alive.

01:04:25.439 –> 01:04:26.420
[SPEAKER_13]: Kill yourself.

01:04:26.440 –> 01:04:28.443
[SPEAKER_13]: I would say probably it’s a time.

01:04:28.603 –> 01:04:32.087
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s a

01:04:34.042 –> 01:04:36.046
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, now that’s wonderful.

01:04:36.086 –> 01:04:38.730
[SPEAKER_14]: You should have just wrote on that sheet a brand new MacBook.

01:04:38.851 –> 01:04:44.821
[SPEAKER_14]: It’s the first thing you’ll see all that deliver and it’s missing Yeah, I guess you do wow.

01:04:45.002 –> 01:04:46.484
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but and what I like that.

01:04:46.525 –> 01:04:49.570
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, there’s a place near my wife’s new store

01:04:49.550 –> 01:04:50.832
[SPEAKER_02]: called Paymore.

01:04:50.973 –> 01:04:52.255
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever heard of that store?

01:04:52.696 –> 01:04:53.197
[SPEAKER_02]: Paymore?

01:04:53.317 –> 01:04:54.399
[SPEAKER_02]: I go to pay less.

01:04:54.419 –> 01:04:55.842
[SPEAKER_14]: It’s a lobster rolls, right?

01:04:55.862 –> 01:04:58.827
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, the lobster rolls are next to our.

01:04:59.248 –> 01:05:07.002
[SPEAKER_02]: Paymore, they take, they give you a parently top dollar for all the electronics.

01:05:06.982 –> 01:05:13.717
[SPEAKER_02]: And I, you know, because my computer is not getting any younger, you know, and I’ve had this for a while.

01:05:13.817 –> 01:05:16.804
[SPEAKER_13]: I bet the top dollar is in a quotation marks.

01:05:17.165 –> 01:05:19.229
[SPEAKER_02]: And now it’s pay more.

01:05:19.951 –> 01:05:22.417
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, the top dollar is a slot machine.

01:05:23.379 –> 01:05:24.682
[SPEAKER_13]: Do this for a more.

01:05:24.802 –> 01:05:26.205
[SPEAKER_14]: Anyone else in the neighborhood?

01:05:27.502 –> 01:05:29.544
[SPEAKER_13]: What Carla started buying laptops?

01:05:29.805 –> 01:05:30.546
[SPEAKER_14]: Right.

01:05:30.566 –> 01:05:31.787
[SPEAKER_13]: Then he had doubled this.

01:05:31.887 –> 01:05:33.509
[SPEAKER_02]: That’s very, very exciting.

01:05:34.009 –> 01:05:37.173
[SPEAKER_13]: But they said they’re going to get right back to me with a confirmation email.

01:05:37.193 –> 01:05:38.375
[SPEAKER_02]: You still don’t have your luggage.

01:05:38.595 –> 01:05:40.637
[SPEAKER_13]: Not even an email from the past.

01:05:40.877 –> 01:05:41.458
[SPEAKER_13]: I hate it.

01:05:41.578 –> 01:05:43.160
[SPEAKER_13]: It is so uncool.

01:05:43.801 –> 01:05:48.827
[SPEAKER_13]: And again, I would be a little more flexible if they didn’t charge your 40 bucks.

01:05:48.847 –> 01:05:51.410
[SPEAKER_02]: You have a bumpy flight, because it kind of went the implore to the astray.

01:05:51.930 –> 01:05:53.132
[SPEAKER_13]: It was a little bumpy up front.

01:05:53.152 –> 01:05:54.854
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we had to keep our belts on, which is good.

01:05:54.874 –> 01:05:57.036
[SPEAKER_14]: I bet you can get that $40 refunded.

01:05:57.016 –> 01:05:59.240
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I think I’m going to ask for a little more than that.

01:06:00.142 –> 01:06:02.346
[SPEAKER_13]: Once I get the bag then then I’ll be good.

01:06:02.627 –> 01:06:07.396
[SPEAKER_15]: You know Jay Leno voice and say, hey, how about a little something I can and you know, I’m about.

01:06:07.556 –> 01:06:08.518
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, sorry.

01:06:08.578 –> 01:06:13.067
[SPEAKER_13]: Actually, Mike, if we could conference call, I could say I’d like you to speak to my attorney, Jay Leno.

01:06:13.047 –> 01:06:16.192
[SPEAKER_15]: Hello there, listen, this is unacceptable.

01:06:16.232 –> 01:06:19.576
[SPEAKER_15]: He needs a brand new laptop.

01:06:19.737 –> 01:06:41.468
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, the guy is getting late.

01:07:52.249 –> 01:07:53.190
[SPEAKER_11]: It’s gotten late.

01:07:53.951 –> 01:07:54.813
[SPEAKER_11]: You better hurry on.

01:07:54.853 –> 01:07:56.114
[SPEAKER_11]: Finish our Christmas shopping.

01:07:56.214 –> 01:07:57.516
[SPEAKER_11]: Only nine days left.

01:07:57.857 –> 01:07:59.339
[SPEAKER_11]: That of all you walked it.

01:07:59.479 –> 01:08:00.520
[SPEAKER_11]: You walked over it.

01:08:00.661 –> 01:08:01.121
[SPEAKER_11]: I had it.

01:08:01.261 –> 01:08:01.762
[SPEAKER_11]: I nailed it.

01:08:02.183 –> 01:08:02.984
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:03.404 –> 01:08:04.466
[SPEAKER_13]: I nailed it.

01:08:04.566 –> 01:08:05.047
[SPEAKER_13]: I nailed it.

01:08:05.327 –> 01:08:06.669
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:06.689 –> 01:08:07.430
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:07.450 –> 01:08:07.911
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:07.931 –> 01:08:08.291
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:08.351 –> 01:08:08.892
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:09.132 –> 01:08:11.976
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:11.996 –> 01:08:12.557
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:12.697 –> 01:08:13.318
[SPEAKER_02]: I nailed it.

01:08:13.298 –> 01:08:14.059
[SPEAKER_13]: That’s a lie.

01:08:14.440 –> 01:08:15.501
[SPEAKER_13]: I tried to get it.

01:08:15.581 –> 01:08:17.744
[SPEAKER_13]: That’s a lie.

01:08:17.784 –> 01:08:18.785
[SPEAKER_13]: I tried to get it right.

01:08:18.805 –> 01:08:24.032
[SPEAKER_13]: I would like to play it again, though, if I make is there are 26 different shopping tapes.

01:08:24.673 –> 01:08:27.777
[SPEAKER_06]: And this is a lie.

01:08:28.218 –> 01:08:34.286
[SPEAKER_13]: Legendarily, nine days left, Mike, is the one they probably should have asked for a second take from the drunk guy.

01:08:34.767 –> 01:08:39.373
[SPEAKER_13]: Just focus on the drunk guy on this one, and I think he’ll agree, he barely makes it.

01:08:56.870 –> 01:09:01.737
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, moving time.

01:09:01.978 –> 01:09:04.461
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a good one and not so good one.

01:09:04.882 –> 01:09:08.908
[SPEAKER_02]: And it’s a matter of fact, the not so good one is pretty ridiculous.

01:09:08.928 –> 01:09:10.090
[SPEAKER_02]: There are two movies out there.

01:09:10.991 –> 01:09:16.900
[SPEAKER_02]: There’s a movie right now that’s online called Dead of Winter with Emma Thompson.

01:09:17.140 –> 01:09:17.661
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

01:09:17.681 –> 01:09:19.684
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is ludicrously bad.

01:09:20.185 –> 01:09:21.307
[SPEAKER_02]: It is that good.

01:09:21.607 –> 01:09:22.168
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way,

01:09:22.148 –> 01:09:39.398
[SPEAKER_02]: Emma Thompson is a fabulous actress, one of the best working actresses today, but the premise of this is suffice to say, kidnapping the wilds of Minnesota ice fishing, it’s just all over the place.

01:09:39.378 –> 01:09:41.120
[SPEAKER_02]: That’s her time in Minnesota.

01:09:41.160 –> 01:09:41.981
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that was bad.

01:09:42.001 –> 01:09:43.342
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think she produced it too.

01:09:43.362 –> 01:09:45.084
[SPEAKER_13]: Was this a payday for her, do you think?

01:09:45.244 –> 01:09:47.186
[SPEAKER_13]: Or did she just get suckered into it?

01:09:47.226 –> 01:09:47.767
[SPEAKER_13]: No, what?

01:09:48.087 –> 01:09:52.331
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that perhaps, you know, they talk about it all the time.

01:09:52.351 –> 01:09:54.414
[SPEAKER_02]: That actress is late in their careers.

01:09:54.494 –> 01:09:57.337
[SPEAKER_02]: Get less and less opportunity for good work.

01:09:57.357 –> 01:09:57.917
[SPEAKER_02]: And that’s right.

01:09:57.937 –> 01:10:00.640
[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes you go out there and grab something you want.

01:10:00.800 –> 01:10:04.264
[SPEAKER_02]: I think maybe the premise was there is just too much implausibility.

01:10:04.444 –> 01:10:05.305
[SPEAKER_02]: That’s what it.

01:10:05.365 –> 01:10:07.067
[SPEAKER_02]: Too much suspending of discipline.

01:10:07.087 –> 01:10:08.288
[SPEAKER_13]: You can suspend that much.

01:10:08.268 –> 01:10:36.351
[SPEAKER_02]: could not do it and uh… like the topic you know i like uh… you know the the great white north uh… like snow no yuck yuck here’s one that is uh… really cool it’s called anniversary i don’t think carola like to this much as i liked it uh… but it starts dying lame and uh… if you like uh… what’s that uh… movie with all the the nuns and the red suits uh… you know the uh… the one where the uh… they can play

01:10:36.331 –> 01:10:39.370
[SPEAKER_02]: and Lydia, you know, the TV show.

01:10:39.390 –> 01:10:43.033
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah, with God, what was the name of that show?

01:10:43.823 –> 01:10:46.767
[SPEAKER_13]: I do remember the show because it had your air cousin in it.

01:10:47.207 –> 01:10:47.548
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:10:47.888 –> 01:10:49.670
[SPEAKER_02]: And, uh, and, uh, and.

01:10:49.690 –> 01:10:50.671
[SPEAKER_02]: And, uh, and he’s from Madness in there.

01:10:50.691 –> 01:10:51.933
[SPEAKER_02]: And the handmaid’s tail.

01:10:52.093 –> 01:10:52.354
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

01:10:52.554 –> 01:10:53.074
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:10:53.094 –> 01:10:59.763
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s got that vibe to it where, uh, an authority, Terrian totalitarian society comes on.

01:10:59.923 –> 01:11:09.695
[SPEAKER_02]: And it really shows you, you know, one of the things I said to Carla about this movie called Anniversary, uh, it’s also got the, uh, the actor from Bloodline and Friday night lights.

01:11:10.276 –> 01:11:13.780
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that guy who’s a good act right, which I had his name.

01:11:13.760 –> 01:11:33.810
[SPEAKER_02]: This, you know, I think when we look at where we are now with, you know, the interpretation of reality, I think it could easily, you know, happen and it’s scary, but this is really what happens when what do you think power comes down and people become nuts?

01:11:33.790 –> 01:11:35.334
[SPEAKER_13]: Why do you think Carla disliked it?

01:11:35.935 –> 01:11:38.802
[SPEAKER_02]: I think she probably didn’t.

01:11:39.384 –> 01:11:43.113
[SPEAKER_02]: She’s not burdened with the concern for this being reality.

01:11:43.133 –> 01:11:43.554
[SPEAKER_02]: I see him.

01:11:43.695 –> 01:11:43.975
[SPEAKER_02]: I see.

01:11:44.517 –> 01:11:46.682
[SPEAKER_13]: Because God bless you, Mike.

01:11:46.742 –> 01:11:47.304
[SPEAKER_13]: When did I?

01:11:47.344 –> 01:11:49.048
[SPEAKER_13]: Maybe because I had a code.

01:11:49.028 –> 01:11:52.072
[SPEAKER_13]: When Carrie and I have an anniversary, she tends to not enjoy it either.

01:11:52.152 –> 01:11:53.875
[SPEAKER_13]: So I said, that’s where it was, maybe it was.

01:11:53.895 –> 01:12:12.661
[SPEAKER_02]: No, the, in fact, anniversary is, I believe it’s an anniversary party that takes place within the movie, but it’s, uh, the son of this couple, uh, takes up with this lady who’s written a book called The Change.

01:12:13.302 –> 01:12:15.205
[SPEAKER_02]: And The Change is about menopause.

01:12:15.185 –> 01:12:45.057
[SPEAKER_02]: and the changes how society should change and it advocates a lot of controversial things and then it becomes very cultish and then the cult gets out of control and gets larger and larger and larger and then you see people with a new kind of American flag on their lawn and these people she writes I think for the New York Times and she the mother is very on the other side of things and the son drifts apart from her and then the son is intimidating everybody because

01:12:45.037 –> 01:12:48.988
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess he’s my racing official.

01:12:49.289 –> 01:12:51.752
[SPEAKER_02]: I was going to say this is pretty wacky fantasy, Mike.

01:12:51.772 –> 01:12:52.794
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s very interesting.

01:12:52.894 –> 01:12:57.601
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s very, I think in these times, it’s a movie for these times.

01:12:57.961 –> 01:13:01.967
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think you should, you know, give it a whack and see what you think.

01:13:02.067 –> 01:13:04.150
[SPEAKER_02]: But not Emma Thompson.

01:13:04.310 –> 01:13:07.234
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don’t know, Emma Thompson might have been good in that role.

01:13:07.514 –> 01:13:12.061
[SPEAKER_02]: I think, and Diane Lane, who is what near 60 now, I would think.

01:13:12.161 –> 01:13:13.483
[SPEAKER_02]: Diane, I’m not sure exactly.

01:13:13.663 –> 01:13:15.145
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably past 60.

01:13:15.125 –> 01:13:16.368
[SPEAKER_02]: You think she’s past 60.

01:13:16.629 –> 01:13:17.130
[SPEAKER_02]: I do.

01:13:18.273 –> 01:13:21.601
[SPEAKER_02]: She just takes care to look at me.

01:13:21.621 –> 01:13:24.027
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly 60 and looking amazed.

01:13:24.048 –> 01:13:25.992
[SPEAKER_13]: I remember when you lived on Diane Lane.

01:13:26.474 –> 01:13:28.118
[SPEAKER_02]: Diane Lane was fantastic.

01:13:28.820 –> 01:13:31.767
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, right after we moved from Penny.

01:13:32.303 –> 01:13:34.447
[SPEAKER_02]: I’m at note let’s move on.

01:13:34.467 –> 01:13:36.911
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have any a beautiful video for us today?

01:13:36.931 –> 01:13:45.024
[SPEAKER_02]: I do Mike and some you’re back in your you’re back in the confines of your studio Yeah, so I expect nothing but True gems from you to Mike.

01:13:45.104 –> 01:13:47.268
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s some of its holiday flavor It’s all wonderful.

01:13:47.348 –> 01:13:54.259
[SPEAKER_13]: I’d like to apologize to Josh because I know how much he loves pulling and playing the video for me But now that I’m at home, I get to do it.

01:13:54.319 –> 01:13:56.663
[SPEAKER_13]: So I’m sorry to get to do your job.

01:13:56.683 –> 01:13:59.087
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have so you have Christmas stuff?

01:13:59.067 –> 01:14:00.410
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01:14:21.297 –> 01:14:22.980
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01:14:23.180 –> 01:14:24.924
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[SPEAKER_11]: Take a look at that.

01:15:28.808 –> 01:15:30.150
[SPEAKER_11]: beautiful video.

01:15:30.210 –> 01:15:31.031
[SPEAKER_02]: Jerry.

01:15:31.932 –> 01:15:36.418
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Christmas jingle more more more more for your money.

01:15:36.758 –> 01:15:37.900
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, I found.

01:15:37.920 –> 01:15:38.280
[SPEAKER_13]: Bye.

01:15:38.620 –> 01:15:42.866
[SPEAKER_13]: I found for you your best neighbor you could possibly have.

01:15:43.226 –> 01:15:44.949
[SPEAKER_13]: I know you’re happy in your home, right?

01:15:45.289 –> 01:15:46.350
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, but I don’t what’s my neighbor.

01:15:46.491 –> 01:15:51.076
[SPEAKER_13]: Of course not this is the neighbor you need and he’s close by he’s in Sarasota.

01:15:51.297 –> 01:15:52.118
[SPEAKER_13]: I love with Sarasota.

01:15:52.178 –> 01:15:55.542
[SPEAKER_13]: With a very nervous looking

01:15:55.522 –> 01:15:59.887
[SPEAKER_08]: 37,000 lights greet visitors at this ranch in Nicomis.

01:16:00.287 –> 01:16:06.174
[SPEAKER_08]: And this all started with one man’s love of Christmas and wanting to share it with the entire community.

01:16:06.434 –> 01:16:10.479
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael Lemic has spent the last three weeks preparing his five-acre property.

01:16:10.499 –> 01:16:19.048
[SPEAKER_08]: That him, he turned it into an old Christmas time feeling with twinkling lights, a roaring fire, and hot chocolate with all the fixed seats.

01:16:19.028 –> 01:16:25.457
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael says he got his love for the holidays from his mom who went all out to make Christmas extra special.

01:16:25.537 –> 01:16:29.102
[SPEAKER_08]: He says last year, neighbors asked to come over to see his lights.

01:16:29.122 –> 01:16:32.207
[SPEAKER_08]: And this year, he wanted to open it up to everyone.

01:16:32.227 –> 01:16:33.588
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s enjoyable to me to do.

01:16:34.149 –> 01:16:35.631
[SPEAKER_13]: I like to share with the community.

01:16:36.392 –> 01:16:37.153
[SPEAKER_02]: Like to show my.

01:16:37.214 –> 01:16:39.056
[SPEAKER_02]: I’d like to see a lot of that too.

01:16:39.156 –> 01:16:40.378
[SPEAKER_02]: Like to show my tits.

01:16:40.358 –> 01:16:49.314
[SPEAKER_13]: I like when the pit neighbors came over to ask if they could look at his lights and he answered the door and loose fitting boxers Yeah, come on over.

01:16:49.394 –> 01:16:51.438
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I got these here for you.

01:16:51.598 –> 01:16:52.379
[SPEAKER_02]: I might ask.

01:16:52.439 –> 01:16:54.223
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you a good tipper when you do it?

01:16:55.104 –> 01:16:55.665
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

01:16:55.725 –> 01:16:57.388
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it’s one out there.

01:16:57.649 –> 01:16:59.592
[SPEAKER_02]: You got off my property.

01:16:59.953 –> 01:17:02.417
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you a good tipper when you get door to ask?

01:17:03.140 –> 01:17:04.041
[SPEAKER_13]: I don’t get door to it.

01:17:04.181 –> 01:17:07.506
[SPEAKER_13]: I don’t either, but if you were to do that, would you tip well?

01:17:07.866 –> 01:17:19.502
[SPEAKER_02]: I tiped yesterday, Guy was in the backyard, and I didn’t know that the community actually would cut these privacy shrubs that I have, and I was so happy about it.

01:17:19.562 –> 01:17:23.207
[SPEAKER_02]: I went outside and I laid a little tip on him.

01:17:23.390 –> 01:17:24.172
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that’s nice.

01:17:25.014 –> 01:17:30.810
[SPEAKER_13]: Remember back in the 70s when all the magazines had privacy shrubs for privacy shrubs.

01:17:30.830 –> 01:17:31.753
[SPEAKER_14]: Those were cool.

01:17:31.773 –> 01:17:33.196
[SPEAKER_13]: They weren’t like that.

01:17:33.216 –> 01:17:37.147
[SPEAKER_14]: I’m bored stored as well because it tells the person the tip ahead of time.

01:17:37.287 –> 01:17:39.373
[SPEAKER_13]: And that’s the problem here.

01:17:39.353 –> 01:17:58.012
[SPEAKER_13]: Check out the situation that happened when this guy was captured on a ring cam because he found out that his tip was only like two bucks And I’m in Vanderbilt County where an investigation is underway is going to be in strange absolutely this guy and also who is the brilliant news director This is you know what put a Christmas tree on the set.

01:17:58.032 –> 01:17:58.793
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it’s a bad set.

01:17:59.033 –> 01:18:03.538
[SPEAKER_14]: It’s really not okay one of those neck at trees

01:18:03.518 –> 01:18:11.318
[SPEAKER_10]: The one man’s strange door dash experience on camera are in the back spoke of them today.

01:18:11.338 –> 01:18:13.624
[SPEAKER_10]: Little boy color with this developing story.

01:18:13.644 –> 01:18:14.667
[SPEAKER_09]: Emma.

01:18:14.687 –> 01:18:18.878
[SPEAKER_09]: Rob Mark Hardin is seeking charges after his door bell camera caught.

01:18:18.858 –> 01:18:24.647
[SPEAKER_02]: a door to all the positive, which is they are the getting reporters and anchors now from middle school.

01:18:25.007 –> 01:18:25.889
[SPEAKER_02]: What am I missing?

01:18:26.009 –> 01:18:27.251
[SPEAKER_02]: What has happened to my missing?

01:18:27.271 –> 01:18:37.927
[SPEAKER_13]: This is a fun story, but I could really just watch any story with local anchors throwing the local reporters because it looks like they’re on their way to a Sadie Hawkins deal.

01:18:37.947 –> 01:18:44.798
[SPEAKER_02]: Local anchor, the young Sharon Bailey has this story filed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

01:18:44.778 –> 01:18:47.962
[SPEAKER_09]: driver as they seem to pepper Spray his order.

01:18:48.462 –> 01:18:51.666
[SPEAKER_09]: He says watching the video he couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

01:18:52.347 –> 01:18:57.813
[SPEAKER_09]: It was just past midnight on December 7th when Mark Cardan and his wife decided to order door dash.

01:18:57.833 –> 01:19:01.117
[SPEAKER_09]: It didn’t take them long to realize something was wrong with their food.

01:19:01.137 –> 01:19:07.765
[SPEAKER_11]: I noticed my wife was already eating and she started choken and gasping and after they just died.

01:19:08.504 –> 01:19:09.749
[SPEAKER_02]: She’ll get in gasp.

01:19:09.930 –> 01:19:13.304
[SPEAKER_13]: So again in gasp and because there’s pepper spray and go with it.

01:19:13.365 –> 01:19:15.735
[SPEAKER_13]: If I been on that porch, we would have started a fightin’.

01:19:16.036 –> 01:19:18.868
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that’s true, but I wanted to just start eating.

01:19:19.540 –> 01:19:23.344
[SPEAKER_13]: And especially she she wanted to start eating.

01:19:23.645 –> 01:19:24.425
[SPEAKER_13]: She really did.

01:19:24.506 –> 01:19:30.452
[SPEAKER_13]: She was happy that that guy was deliver and Christmas store Mike don’t you love a Christmas store?

01:19:30.732 –> 01:19:37.320
[SPEAKER_13]: I love a good Christmas store now Best is cuz there’s lots of little things that can break all this wonderful.

01:19:37.500 –> 01:19:48.332
[SPEAKER_13]: I got in trouble as a little kid Because my mom took me to a Christmas store and I broke it in since burner and they thought you’re fine No, yeah, but I wasn’t as clumsy as the deer

01:19:48.312 –> 01:19:51.958
[SPEAKER_13]: that got into the Christmas store and got wedged into a chair.

01:19:52.619 –> 01:19:54.923
[SPEAKER_13]: Now the reason I love this tape is twofold.

01:19:55.825 –> 01:20:00.192
[SPEAKER_13]: The noise of the deer’s paws or hooves, I guess is what they say in good fellas.

01:20:00.793 –> 01:20:03.378
[SPEAKER_13]: The hooves on the floor of the Christmas store.

01:20:03.398 –> 01:20:04.199
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s paw.

01:20:04.459 –> 01:20:05.822
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s paw.

01:20:05.922 –> 01:20:06.262
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s paw.

01:20:06.283 –> 01:20:07.324
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s paw.

01:20:07.384 –> 01:20:08.346
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s paw.

01:20:08.326 –> 01:20:13.992
[SPEAKER_13]: And then also the sound of the whaling deer when they’re trying to get him out.

01:20:14.092 –> 01:20:15.474
[SPEAKER_13]: This is, this is pretty nice.

01:20:15.514 –> 01:20:17.276
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, now I have not heard this tape.

01:20:17.296 –> 01:20:18.737
[SPEAKER_02]: I have not seen this tape.

01:20:18.777 –> 01:20:20.700
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me see if I can duplicate it.

01:20:20.820 –> 01:20:22.281
[SPEAKER_02]: I always like to play this game.

01:20:22.301 –> 01:20:22.682
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course.

01:20:22.702 –> 01:20:25.685
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it’s going to be something like me.

01:20:26.065 –> 01:20:28.308
[SPEAKER_13]: It’s much harder than that.

01:20:28.528 –> 01:20:29.890
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, you got close at the end.

01:20:29.910 –> 01:20:37.658
[SPEAKER_13]: Let’s make it the, remember the deer somehow got stuck in the chair.

01:20:43.139 –> 01:20:44.581
[SPEAKER_13]: What is this?

01:20:44.601 –> 01:20:45.302
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the apartment.

01:20:45.322 –> 01:20:46.964
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the apartment.

01:20:46.984 –> 01:20:48.266
[SPEAKER_02]: Everywhere.

01:20:48.286 –> 01:20:49.047
[SPEAKER_02]: Here he comes.

01:20:49.067 –> 01:20:49.848
[SPEAKER_02]: Where is it?

01:20:49.868 –> 01:20:50.348
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s coming.

01:20:54.113 –> 01:20:54.514
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

01:20:54.534 –> 01:20:54.854
[SPEAKER_02]: Geez.

01:20:55.135 –> 01:20:55.736
[SPEAKER_02]: Poor thing.

01:21:00.402 –> 01:21:01.283
[SPEAKER_02]: Poor little thing.

01:21:01.563 –> 01:21:02.885
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I’m not really bad for it.

01:21:03.045 –> 01:21:03.566
[SPEAKER_02]: Rudolph.

01:21:04.767 –> 01:21:06.450
[SPEAKER_02]: When does it get stuck in the chair?

01:21:06.490 –> 01:21:08.212
[SPEAKER_13]: You’ll see at the end when he starts complaining.

01:21:08.232 –> 01:21:09.193
[SPEAKER_13]: You have to give it a moment.

01:21:09.213 –> 01:21:09.934
[SPEAKER_02]: I just want to hear that sound.

01:21:09.954 –> 01:21:10.615
[SPEAKER_13]: I just want to hear that sound.

01:21:13.514 –> 01:21:16.599
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, if you stuck in the chair in here, the cop have an earring.

01:21:18.021 –> 01:21:19.063
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he’s got a finger on it.

01:21:19.083 –> 01:21:20.385
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it’s just sunglasses.

01:21:20.425 –> 01:21:20.906
[SPEAKER_02]: Sunglasses.

01:21:21.847 –> 01:21:23.109
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I’m waiting.

01:21:23.129 –> 01:21:26.555
[SPEAKER_13]: You better hate grip time leagues.

01:21:26.575 –> 01:21:27.316
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you guys say?

01:21:27.616 –> 01:21:29.700
[SPEAKER_13]: Better grab it, it’s time to legs and drag your legs.

01:21:34.107 –> 01:21:35.048
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, not really.

01:21:35.088 –> 01:21:35.609
[SPEAKER_02]: Not quite.

01:21:35.830 –> 01:21:37.412
[SPEAKER_02]: You’re right, Rob.

01:21:40.278 –> 01:21:53.569
[SPEAKER_03]: It’s close at the end, right?

01:21:53.589 –> 01:21:54.631
[SPEAKER_02]: That’s fine.

01:21:54.651 –> 01:21:56.696
[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.

01:21:56.917 –> 01:21:58.320
[SPEAKER_14]: I like that.

01:21:58.452 –> 01:22:03.039
[SPEAKER_13]: Wow, you know, I’m not a breakfast person, but you guys are going to say he was delicious.

01:22:03.220 –> 01:22:12.334
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, let’s close with this Mike, I think your favorite scene in the movie, Miracle on 34th Street is when they find the cane at the end.

01:22:12.414 –> 01:22:14.638
[SPEAKER_13]: Spoiler alert for the world movie.

01:22:14.618 –> 01:22:18.264
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, this is I’m a complete mental wreck.

01:22:18.284 –> 01:22:18.565
[SPEAKER_13]: I know.

01:22:18.785 –> 01:22:35.994
[SPEAKER_13]: I know my favorite scene is when he sings to the little Dutch girl Because the girl thinks that he’s Santa Claus and Santa Claus can speak about my own theory about that Well, there’s a lot of history behind that scene, but let’s move on to this You like because it’s like reminds you of the story.

01:22:36.014 –> 01:22:39.259
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, that’s why you do it

01:22:39.239 –> 01:22:45.808
[SPEAKER_02]: She’s a class and that’s why you like it.

01:22:45.869 –> 01:22:46.590
[SPEAKER_02]: You’re wrong.

01:22:46.730 –> 01:22:47.691
[SPEAKER_02]: It’s something beautiful.

01:22:47.931 –> 01:22:50.535
[SPEAKER_02]: Second time I’ve probably messed up.

01:22:50.555 –> 01:22:50.756
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

01:22:50.816 –> 01:22:51.477
[SPEAKER_02]: Don’t mean to ruin it.

01:22:52.198 –> 01:22:52.899
[SPEAKER_02]: That’s why.

01:22:52.919 –> 01:22:54.261
[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, technically right.

01:22:55.182 –> 01:22:59.648
[SPEAKER_13]: Universal, they have the Grinch for Christmas that meets all the people.

01:23:00.349 –> 01:23:04.535
[SPEAKER_13]: And this is a pair of kids that are actually dressed in Grinch swag.

01:23:04.595 –> 01:23:09.162
[SPEAKER_13]: They wanted to see the Grinch so bad, but they only spoke Spanish and look how the Grinch handles it.

01:23:09.142 –> 01:23:10.004
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at you!

01:23:10.725 –> 01:23:12.389
[SPEAKER_03]: You look fantastic!

01:23:12.409 –> 01:23:15.455
[SPEAKER_03]: You were waiting all your life for this brand, too!

01:23:15.856 –> 01:23:16.778
[SPEAKER_03]: I’m glad you’re here!

01:23:16.798 –> 01:23:18.120
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, I’m not gonna sing this!

01:23:18.702 –> 01:23:23.071
[SPEAKER_03]: I’m not gonna sing this, because I’m not gonna sing this, but I’m gonna sing it again!

01:23:23.091 –> 01:23:23.552
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah!

01:23:23.692 –> 01:23:23.812
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah!

01:23:23.932 –> 01:23:25.836
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, what are you gonna sing?

01:23:25.856 –> 01:23:26.458
[SPEAKER_03]: I’m gonna sing it again!

01:23:26.478 –> 01:23:27.640
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I’m gonna sing it again!

01:23:28.531 –> 01:23:31.138
[SPEAKER_03]: What the hell are you guys doing?

01:23:31.198 –> 01:23:32.642
[SPEAKER_03]: I don’t want to see you.

01:23:32.662 –> 01:23:42.507
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

01:23:44.140 –> 01:23:47.206
[SPEAKER_13]: I don’t say the word much Mike, but that’s kind of magical right now.

01:23:47.226 –> 01:23:50.532
[SPEAKER_02]: That’s magical and that reminds me of a pitching practice last night.

01:23:50.712 –> 01:23:54.679
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, uh, ooh, let me minimize that.

01:23:54.699 –> 01:23:56.883
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh god, that freaks my ads out.

01:23:56.903 –> 01:24:00.209
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on, I’m doing this to my own 65 inch monitor.

01:24:00.790 –> 01:24:03.155
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, your heads are a little bigger now, no?

01:24:03.335 –> 01:24:05.018
[SPEAKER_02]: I’m Bill O’Reilly.

01:24:04.998 –> 01:24:08.203
[SPEAKER_02]: I’m Bill O’Reilly and Ed Turnney’s love child.

01:24:08.303 –> 01:24:12.969
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you very much Yeah, sure it does.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ve got to get myself a huge boy a boy car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’ll be in your chair at an apple Thank you

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[SPEAKER_02]: If anybody have a disc standard, we got to get out of here, we’ll be back with a brand new episode tomorrow for Rob Spiewack and Chuck Schroker.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is Michael Maris saying so long every body.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Frankly, I’ve never looked better.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona Show.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Maris Show.com.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I’m darling, I’m silly of me Hello!

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[SPEAKER_06]: When we left there, we said it closed, come and stay with us I think it would be simply charming Ah, ah, ah, it’s a clanker That blasted stupid furnace that’s coming Bye-bye