Today… some poetry. Plus: as we observer episode 1000, we look back at each of our top 10 favorite moments in show history. Reminder: submit your questions for us to answer to questions@mikeomearashow.com

Tuesday with the presidents. Plus, gifts from out west… Mr. Fallon… squash tasting… and send in the clowns.

Monday, Monday. We talk shaving, lurking and why we can’t wrap our heads around the Olympics. Plus: go for the hinge!

The miracle of the snow blower! Plus, Non comes by… E News, and battling old man eyes.

Your Mail! Plus a new initiative, a new feature, Late Night and a new take on an old favorite.

Mayor Barry will be OK! Mike needs salt, best waiter ever, Pony & Frankie and a concert review… cold!

My eye! Plus, times tables… snow… HB… new app and Mac.

 Monday: the down low from Sochi. Plus: Gliders, Fiats, meat parts and a new impression.

Throbbing Thursday. Your letters! Plus… brewhouse, new isn’t nice, the ABC’s of Robb and three beeps.

Everything you need to know about Starbucks! Plus, Katie in studio for the whole show, Wednesday Oscar, Presleyana and some SNL analysis.