Your calls on Wide Open Wednesday! Plus, cheating death on a daily walk… a child quotes his papa… Robb’s hard wizardry… and a word to Boston. And? The words “poop brown”.

Mike has trouble with his abusive girlfriend. Plus… we say a goodbye, Mike gushes, Robb has a date… and Lewis Black is everywhere.

Fun facts from Florida! Plus… Seacrest… Mike’s abusive spouse… the Tony Show… and Pony’s dream analysis.

A visit with a surprise guest! Plus, Carla coins a new word… Mike sees theatre rage… Oscar’s dad… and fun news for Mike. So fun you’ll either eat someone or find a cat with a machine gun.

The Mailbag! Plus… the FaceBook sensation that’s sweeping the nation… a major queenie announcement… a day of stress… Salad Fingers stops by… and a Russian train.

A fabulous Wide Open Wednesday! Plus… Mike’s reunion… a listener cheats death… RHOBH… Mike needs a game and Mike talks in a record.

We talk with our favorite anchorman about our favorite things. Live feud, yachts, the circus… and precious beer.

Mike’s new password! Plus… Moody people… hockey fun… casino silliness… and zany hatred.

It’s carwash day! Plus… a special birthday… a family gourmet caller… hockey week… and Oscar’s take!

Your letters! Plus, a major announcement… O’Reilly’s karma… Oscar’s dad… a new impression… and Jeffrey.