Mike goes to “Back to School” night… and the results may surprise you. Why do wives ignore our calls? We have some love for Macca and Shaq… and we dive into the mailbag: Hawk Tua, and whatnot.

Mike is… The Coffee Snobb. Robb has some pool complaints… and what about OJ’s cremains? We debut a new TMOS TV commercial (it’s great) and who else is in a “sports funk”? Maybe a brand new face will help! This Episode Is Sponsored By: Legacy Box: Preserve precious memories with Legacy Box. Start digitizing at Legacy Box: https://legacybox.com/tmos. When you support our sponsors, you’re keeping this show alive. We’re truly grateful!

Today, Robb chats with actor/comedian (and show favorite) Adam Ferrara… comedy nerds rejoice! We talk about his start, going on Letterman, his “passionate” family, acting vs. stand up, NYC vs. LA… and (of course) TOP GEAR USA. Be careful: Kevin Kline is watching.

Today, is DAY ONE of Mike’s Super Fantastic colon prep… he’ll need petroleum jelly. Carla goes viral! Guess who had a full-fledged McDonalds rave out (!). Also, we remember Phil Don-ha-hue and talk fridge decor.

Mike promises: “NO RAVING”, but there is an apology for being a flawed human. A big pigskin decision is revealed. It’s hard to get old and some nice Levy news. Tune in and enjoy some Sroka snark… BTW, what day is it?

It’s the first day of school… which is a very joyful day (if Robb doesn’t ruin it!). We have a message: NO MORE WHINING! How did Li’l Michael hurt himself? How was drop off? Where is Carla? Plus. unsubstantiated cooking tips. YUM. This Episode is Sponsored By: NAKED WINES. To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/TMOS and use code TMOS for both the code AND password. Thank you for supporting our sponsors!