Monday has a symphonic recap, a Quench recap, Mike vs. cleavage and fruit cake…and Carla is busy.

Friday with the jolly fat man, Mike vs. the Junkies, talk of WTNT and we meet “Josh”.  See you at Quench tonight!

Thursday brings you the biggest mailbag ever, Mike vs. the orchestra, why Robb frowns and an obscure (but popular) voice.

Jack Cassidy for your Wednesday, plus a call to Carla, Clara Peller and…who hates Santa?

Today, cookies & gifts & housewives & homoeroticism & controversy! 

Today, we go all symphonic.  Plus, Mr. Sirkorski, SNL analysis and our party recap.

Friday with a drop or two of libations…plus an apology, Lowell’s latest project and Mrs. O’Meara comes by…Ho! Ho! Ho!  Thanks for 3 amazing years everybody!

Thursday!  We have mail and presents, plus dog trouble and some complaints about Christmas TV.