President Underwood stops by from “House Of Cards”. Plus, Mike is super hot… Beluga gives a gift… SOTB… and porn is discussed.

Your letters! Plus, Mike battles sickness and a waiter… Dean Martin and late night texts.

Today, an exclusive interview with the Chick-Fil-a spokesperson. Plus: Mike purges… Oscar’s DTI… concert news… and everyone gets a Spewak holiday.

Mike is (NOT) happy. Plus: “a certain quality of woman”… Mike’s girls… we hate cable…and Erin Andrews in court.

Mike defines the word “great” as we continue to improve. Plus, Oscar has a HUGE announcment… the Oscars suck… and we are panicky rubes.

Top secret recordings released! Plus: the tragedy of the jelly worms… Hotel De Cocoanut… Pedro promos… and hot Tinder action!

Today… your letters! Plus… a brand new in-studio toy, rat meat and RoFo the jerk.

Mr. Trump calls us on the phone (naturally). Also, Mike is agitated… spontaneous publicity… and betting against your health.