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[SPEAKER_08]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_08]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, what have we here?

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[SPEAKER_08]: It’s a podcast.

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[SPEAKER_08]: But I want to excitement.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We have today.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It’s the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now here’s Mike.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Happy Wednesday, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It is the Michael Mary Show for a Wednesday.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I have a question for both of you guys.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Down at the bottom of this new machine that I’m using.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s got an ear and it’s got a speaker.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And when I hit the ear, I can’t hear myself.

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[SPEAKER_09]: When I hit the speaker, you can’t hear me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Is that the way it works or why are there?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, the wire there too.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, the red speaker is a mute button.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And the other is like, so I’m talking to you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And you’re gone.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you’re gone.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But I can hear myself when I do that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So the other button is a solo function.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So you can hear it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So for instance, when I have to queue up a video, I solo it in my ears.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I can hear it without you guys hearing it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s really, it’s modern recording technique is what it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Welcome to the show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We do have some new things going on here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I have been in this state for about a decade now and I have never, this is a funny story.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I will share this story.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you meant the state of annoyance with you now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, Florida.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But you know, and that’s, I’m going to, I might keep track of those jokes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I might actually keep, I might put you on a limit today for bad humor.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I actually, I’m going to write that one down.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s the first one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I’ve got, I’ve got a five joke limit.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Take that information.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Be armed with it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And just to do with it, what you will, just to be aware of that thing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So getting back to the state that I’m in Florida.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I drove up today to get a new piece of audio equipment to Sarah Soto, which is approximately an hour and forty minutes away from my home, because where we get our equipment, I didn’t want to wait twenty-four hours.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I wanted to give this fix.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You wanted to wait away.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, we had a tough time yesterday, and I didn’t want to have a tough time again, and I’d heard really, really good things, and so we discussed it, and then I find out that the one down here doesn’t have it, because, well, that’s retail.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s modern retail.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Why would you have products you sell?

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s no need.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, what you have is leaking.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, how many times do you go into a retail outlet out there where they say we can get it for you online?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I can get it for me online.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I can count one of the most writing thing is is when you go and you will say you’re walking into Best Buy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And it says open twenty four hours.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, what they mean is their website.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s not that they’re all lying.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This is a very, very nice piece of equipment and I plan on studying it and figuring it out because it really seems to be working well.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We’re very excited about it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I go, it’s up in Sarasota at the Guitar Center in Sarasota.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I go online, and they say, check your store.

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[SPEAKER_09]: My store doesn’t have it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Naples Florida doesn’t have it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Of course, they’re all over God bless them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They’re all over because there’s only one real place where you can go by guitars in America now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That they were early on, weren’t they?

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[SPEAKER_09]: As far as monopolizing something that you want.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The mom and pops, ah, to hell with them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They can die on the vine as far as I’m concerned.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, but, but make sure that it’s just a city

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[SPEAKER_09]: or center or place, yes, sir.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Rob can still drive over to Bill’s music.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Bill’s music.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What was the big one?

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[SPEAKER_09]: There was a big music?

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Foxes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was the one in Silver Spring.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was in Silver Spring.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I don’t know that one, but it was a big one.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that was the Washington music center.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Might have been the Washington music center where they had just old nasty guys working there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, nasty hippies that we’re working and it was it was interesting.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But getting back to what I was.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I drove up and I finally realized it’s in Sarasota.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I drive all the way up on the side.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We’ll make a road trip of it and I will take my favorite human being with me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so he hops in under the bribe of there is a Pokemon store that is in the general vicinity.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so we’ll go to the Pokemon store so we make our way up there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: we’re driving on the the super slab known as i-seventy five and it’s really a trouble free drive up there there’s no issue whatsoever although in the back of my mind because i had ordered this online and the stores aren’t having it and it is really you know i think we ordered ninety nine percent of things we need for the show

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[SPEAKER_09]: online as well.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There is just in the back and the recesses of my brain.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s just this little dread that even though I have checked their inventory, even though they have told me that the thing is that at this particular location,

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[SPEAKER_09]: that something, something will go right because when you drive almost two hours to get somewhere, you just don’t want anything to go south.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’re afraid to get happy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don’t want to get happy.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now I have a question, leave me a comment.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Can I just continue with this before you get to, I will be, I would love to entertain your questions when this is done.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But I just wanted to get this part out.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We get up there and I beat feet up there so quickly, we get up there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: before opening time, but that’s not really saying much in the world of retail is it?

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[SPEAKER_09]: When, you know, you open at an hour as far as I’m concerned, why open at eleven a.m.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, at eleven a.m.

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[SPEAKER_09]: and quite often, our day was done at eleven a.m.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s a rather loose, and I bet it’s loosely adhered to.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s like probably your eleven ten is a lot closer.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was right to the moment.

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[SPEAKER_09]: at about eleven o’clock eleven o’clock and you know how we knew the doors were going to open how because one of the slack jawed employees came in from the parking lot and he stood at the door with his hands cut over the glass and that is when someone came and open the door the employee had no key and the system is to make a tunnel with your hands and you can read it and yeah here’s the great news

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[SPEAKER_09]: The employee they have not entrusted with the key.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What’s the first guy that I had to deal with?

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[SPEAKER_09]: He was just and he’s just getting the sleepers on his side.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Would you qualify him as a junior employee?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I would call.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I would qualify him as a toddler employee.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I walked up, and I said, and I decide, at this point, I’ve talked about this before, talked about at the baseball game.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You now have to process how you can communicate with idiots in such a way that you are going to be clear, because communication’s gone.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We are on our phones, and we don’t know what to speak to each other anymore.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So you have to be very careful how to do that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: People get their information from these microphones.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s none.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t recommend it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I’m thinking, what is the way that you print out a picture?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I did not.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I had it in my phone, those standing by, but I walked up, I looked at it and I say, hi, I am here to pick up my order, which is definitive, and it says, I’ve ordered something from your store, and he looks at me somewhat quizzically.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So right away, gets my last name.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I said, it’s O-M-E-A-R-A.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And he said, is that a capital N?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I said, well, first of all, it’s not an N.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s an M. I’m not pissed at all.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m actually excited because you paid for this in advance or you pay for it on pickup.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have paid for it in advance.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So you’ve got some skin in this game.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s done.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s done and it’s coming out of my paycheck according to Mrs. O’Mara.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks, honey.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Anyway, so here’s the thing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He says, he finally, he says, what is the order number?

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I said, okay, and this point I go into my phone.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Of course, there it is, I just go, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, and it’s right away, I’m getting a little afraid because it’s starting to be a process.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And they said,

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[SPEAKER_09]: just give me a minute.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And then at this point of like, Oh, God.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now, if you took a ninety-minute trip home, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And they didn’t open yet.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So they didn’t get, they didn’t pack anything up yet.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, someone had to be in there to let the slack end.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The slack guy in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So they might have gotten it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You never know behind it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, they didn’t stop.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, if since we’ll skip ahead on that, no, they didn’t.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So after your ninety-minute trip to Sarasota, it sounds delightful, by the way.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’re envisioning, I’m guessing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Florida, you know, it’s a straight long.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m guessing that you’re imagining that when you get there, they will open at the stroke of eleven, and there will be a shopping bag on the counter that has your name on it, and you just grab it and go.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Like you’re using like door doors to make that optimistic.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But did you get the thought?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did the thought cross your mouth?

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I pictured a counter.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We’ve been there a million times, all of us.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I pictured a counter and a guy would go back and there might be a little area where they have these things fulfilled fulfilled.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, the film would be a little fulfillment soon.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The Sarah soda guitar center fulfillment center.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So at this point, I start to wander into the recording area, which is where our equipment normally is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And as I, as I wander into the recording area, now there are two of them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Two slackers.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I wouldn’t call them slackers because they were nice guys, which, which may, and then

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[SPEAKER_09]: a real, you can’t go to guitar center without having a hippie or a former hippie or somebody who’s been a hippie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And this is the older guy that probably plays soda.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, well, there weren’t, nobody was really like elderly.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I was the oldest guy in the room.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I was the elder one in the room.

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[SPEAKER_10]: If you look around or all, you look around the card table and you don’t spot the sucker right here at the sucker.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I’m with my kid, and a guy comes from way back, he just materializes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I ask you not, as he’s walking over to, as the two, as the one guy has vacated and gone back to the recording room, and I jumped ahead and I shouldn’t have the other guy, the hippie materializes, and he is singing, and I quote,

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s wonderful day on the neighborhood.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The neighborhood.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And he gives it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, but I love that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That to me is like, OK, you’re giving it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And this point, I am still optimistic.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So I’m not ten minutes later, you would not have been fine with it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, no, I would not have been fine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I will skip to the conclusion here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It did get rectified, but it was a process.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I felt that feeling of blood pressure rising here on the back of my day, but he comes over says, hi to my kid.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He’s a nice guy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And they said, do you know what a this thing is?

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it’s a nope.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so the two guys go back and they go into the back room.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They don’t know what a roadcaster to is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And they are in the back room looking for it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I didn’t want to save the name of the product because I wanted to I wanted to sound like maybe we spend more money than we do you mallet head that’s why I wanted to say that so anyway they go into the back room and they come back out and said

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[SPEAKER_09]: give us some more time here and it’s got to be around here somewhere they rearranged everything and at this point when the guy says that they rearranged everything and and I’m seeing boxes like everywhere there’s inventory there’s been some shipping and they’re going over everything and at this point

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I decide I’ll kind of narrow it down and try to find a display case where this type of thing might be.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I go by the active.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And there’s pretty much for this kind of equipment.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s only one area where they have them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I don’t see it to make a long story short.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The guy finally goes to open the case with a lock and key slides open the door.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s a very big box in front of it and he pulls the box out and there it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So this piece of equipment, which is not inexpensive, certainly not for us.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, probably would have been snatched up months ago, if it had been properly displayed by the retail out.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But it was not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, they’ve got a sort of balance mic between receivables and fulfillment.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You have to get the receivables in order before you can fulfill the orders.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And that sounds like a problem with management.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it was, you know, as soon as I got it, and then I was checking out with the hippie guy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And the hippie guy says to me, do you, can I see your driver’s license?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my God, what a running theme in our show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it makes sense.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You’re picking up something expensive.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that sounds okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Good.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, just checking.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I said, I don’t have one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And he looks at me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I said, I went missing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have ordered a new one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have my driver’s license number.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I can get that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Although I really don’t have that at my fingertips and by the way, what’s it five to seven days?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Has it not been five?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Rob, you’re stifling more yons than I have ever seen you stifled in a

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[SPEAKER_09]: in an entire bruh.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You have a late night last night?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Not at all.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t know what I heard.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And all as well.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But I just checking you are yawning.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was just, I was just scared.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I try not to get caught because it’s insulting when you’re partner yawning.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, we all do it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We all do it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ve done it for, I’ve done it for thirty five, forty years.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You do that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, you see people do it all the time.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So did he let you use your concealed carry permit instead?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he got it based on my memory of my expiration date of the driver’s license, which is June thirty of twenty thirty.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And so how did he get it from that?

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[SPEAKER_09]: He just wrote it in the whatever play.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: At this point, I’ve paid for it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They have a record of me, you know, give me the goddamn product that you’ve made me wait for forty minutes to get.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe lady enough.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Isn’t the whole point of your license to make sure your micomera that someone else in the go in there to try to fix it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But who’s going to know who’s going to, and I have the credit card that I used.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have the company card that I use for this thing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But what if, just say, Bob of the Love Spone stroll them there and said, hey, that’s my thing, and I’ve paid for it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They’re just, you can’t seem like you’re taking the side of retail when I’m just saying, I was lucky to get it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I was happy about it all.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m glad it worked out.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was fine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And now, you know, and then it was bad because I bribed him, we went to the other part of town.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Where the card stores are where the answer me these questions three sides are any of the same employees at the card they still I believe completely and totally interchangeable.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh wow just the you know

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[SPEAKER_09]: You weren’t in prime retail anymore.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This was Sarasota.

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[SPEAKER_09]: By the way, Sarasota is just new and shiny everything.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know when the last time either one of you had been to that wonderful mecca, but everything’s new.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Everything is the home of the Baltimore Orioles.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it’s their spring home.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I do make a trip there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s shiny, isn’t it?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s shiny.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I believe it’s because the elephants have moved out.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that’s right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It was the darkest place.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The ringling brothers and there is what the hell.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There was a restaurant I drove by.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it’s called Ready.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Big top brewery.

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[SPEAKER_09]: all that you know what that is that’s a nod to their circus history and you know what Rob and sixty six years of age as I am driving by big top brewery there is a small voice in my head saying look what you’re doing with yourself on a Wednesday in the middle of the summer at sixty six why don’t you just ditch the kid pull up to the bar

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[SPEAKER_09]: drink the afternoon away.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s what it’s like.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Almost got to be noon by now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s close.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We got out of there and we went to his card store and I said, okay, you know, we’re here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, when we go to these places, you’ll get an early birthday present.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You can get one of the big packs and he was very happy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I look, when I do that for my son, I’m doing it thinking, well, I’m not going to be around forever.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I have to take it now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, that’s of these moments.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s much darker than I thought it was.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I thought it was going to be.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m not like Larry King who fathered children or Jack Kent Cook because they, they in their narcissistic brains feel that they are going to live forever.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m a realist.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I know what’s it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I know, but the whole notion of time for me and my life right now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This is prime time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But I’ve been coming with you as your favorite little guy and he’s going on a road trip with you and you say this isn’t early birthday present.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You don’t need to bring in the temperament.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m saying that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This is I’m sharing my innermost feelings with you right now because I really feel very dark.

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[SPEAKER_09]: as though it was not all that dark.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s more pragmatic than anything.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And like, well, why am I going to, what am I going to deny him for?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Do I need another sleeve of golf balls?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Is that what I need to do?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, if you keep heading them in the hall all the time, you’re going to need another sleeve of golf balls.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have a Josh married in a accountant.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have an accountant for a wife.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, we all have the women in our lives who manage our finances and yell at us for doing what we do.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If the three of us had our brothers, you know, he’d have a guess.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We lose, oh, you’ve froze for a second with your outer banks stuff.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I was glad to do it and he is my favorite human and he makes me laugh and he’s just a great kid and it’s just having him along made the trip half as long.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what he should tell like the idea?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I think you should do that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Give him a big backup bag of Pokemon cards and say here’s an early birthday present.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You never know if it’s still my last birthday with you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I, that’s way too dark.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What you need to do is promise him that if you still like trading cards that you could have a Catholic funeral with all the same trading cards they hand out, I always take a couple of things.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Do you really?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I better have one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I better have one in my level.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You have like a chest.

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[SPEAKER_09]: with all of your funeral memorabilia.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I have to tell me, you know, there is a, there is a drawer in my coffee table that I put the programs in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, the bulletin, but I’ll be right back.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You’re not a guy that takes selfies with the casket, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I do not like one last picture together.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t like open caskets at all.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You have to get an open page to funeral stuff.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_10]: For a loved one, Mike, have you ever loved anyone enough that you want to save their funeral things?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I love somebody enough, but I’m not a hoarder.

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[SPEAKER_10]: How is that hoarding?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s one of my god how I am the amazing part is that Rob’s getting up to get it that he knows where he keeps it hang on one side.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He knows exactly where it is right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s not in a random junk drawer or storage family photos God, he needs treatment.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He really does he needs some treatment.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know what he has a drawer with you know the little pieces of paper that they put out for the loved one that the bulletin

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[SPEAKER_09]: Those end up in my car, and then they’re thrown up the next time, you know, throwing out the next time I’m in with the car wash.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That leaves a little weak.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know what I found in my car when cleaning it out before this trip?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I found a Christmas card from Rob Spiewack.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s me with family crook cars.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I’m sorry Rob, it went into the trash can at the gas station today.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s something else.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I know what he’s talking about.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s usually one piece of paper folded and you’ve got the a little blurb about there where donations can be sent and the oval picture.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, or yeah, the little oval.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, this is I just grabbed what was on top.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so this is the first one in the pile.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, the first one is, oh, this is in loving memory of my uncle Dana.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Jesus, I trust in you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And there’s the trading card.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And that’s just a, that’s a card, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think they throw him in if you get a nice casket.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They put him out at the funeral home.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don’t have the, do you have anywhere there?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s the piece of paper that’s folded into, you know, the bulletin.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is for my uncle George.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is for my Aunt Maria.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, here’s a knife.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Not obsessed with death.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Like more than anybody I know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: My buddy Mark.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, wow.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And my Aunt Gale.

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[SPEAKER_10]: My God.

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[SPEAKER_09]: One of those two.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe there’s more.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, wait.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s more in here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What is this?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t even know what these are.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We’re so sorry for your loss.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, a lovely card from Eric Stuginski.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s nice don’t you he’s still alive I know this is really weird and oh my ant line I wrote me a condolence card about Mark so there’s more over there, but I you know I won’t get them all go put that back in your death Paul.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, the death spot.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe I’ll read these tonight good reading

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s the first, wow, of the shows.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s the first, wow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So you don’t care.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I just speechless, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I am actually kind of at a loss for words.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I mean, you know that I love death.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Because it’s something that fascinates me.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But I don’t think it’s weird.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They don’t give you those cards to take home and throw away.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They give them to take home and remember.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They don’t care.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They do.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They do not care, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They’re dead.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They don’t care.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I’m talking about the funeral home.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And this is, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_10]: How about this?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Funerals are not for the dead.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Funerals are for the living.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So you can agree.

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[SPEAKER_09]: In your case, they are.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s for sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s just kind of weird.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m thinking that at my funeral, well, no, I don’t want to want to have one, but if they do one, I will handle this in my car.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don’t want to have a memorial service.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s weird.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You’re like one of the few people

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[SPEAKER_09]: where if I was above ground, I would go to your memorial service.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I would.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, and you don’t want to have one at all.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’d have to travel in all that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So that’s a lot to put on.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Someone that is so enamored of death.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Like nobody gets more excited about telling somebody that somebody’s died than Rob Spiewa.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it’s weird.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it’s weird.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it’s, but it’s the truth.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And you don’t want to have, you don’t want to have one yourself.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I don’t.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t want anything expensive.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t want anything that’s like a big deal.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I just want you know what?

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[SPEAKER_10]: If people want to, you know, remember me and have a drink that’s fine, but I don’t want to organize this.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s own little way.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s just a different, it’s a different side.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I knew you were fascinated with it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, Rob could do, if Rob could do like once a week, a memorial show on someone that’s died, he probably would do it gratefully.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But this, I don’t think of the bulletin.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t think this, I mean, my fast, I’ll give you this.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I go, it came from my grandmother.

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[SPEAKER_10]: My fascination with death is weird, especially because like, you know, I hate wax museums and stuff like that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m not a guy that likes creepy stuff.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s weird.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But saving the Jesus action figure cards and saving the program, that’s not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like for example, I have over there programs from concerts I went to because I want to remember them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Somebody said to me, what do you like?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ve gotten the question forever.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Whether you like best about doing your show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you ask me that question, it’s right now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you want to know the kind of thing where I’ve had a bit of a day, lean up to this with my equipment and getting all the stuff to, and then coming in here and getting that story,

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[SPEAKER_09]: of robbs like I’m sure we’ve discussed about it in the past no I’m not quite sure we have they we’ve discussed that you save the the the lord is my shot I shall not want

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[SPEAKER_10]: He makes me lie down and green pastures.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think he makes me outside store waters.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that’s the time for Rob to launch his own podcast.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The death wheel.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The death wheel.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I like that one day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We have a death.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And you have to watch his own until I’m dead.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I rather fill my time and that’ll give me another eighteen if I get a chance.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’ll be.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We are going to be one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You were chopping the ass that’ll be the inaugural episode.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What will feature me?

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[SPEAKER_10]: We actually are dropping a TMO as extra tomorrow where you will find out with video footage where I want my ashes to go.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, you want it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You want it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You want your ashes down at the beach.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I want some of them in the house I grew up in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I want some of them in the Atlantic Ocean and I want a small portion at the Grizzly in terms of dominion.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The statue and we talk about the location.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to see the exact location so that Robert would get them in the right location when at the time comes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Let me ask you this.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you pre-decease me when I pre-decease you when you pre-decease me would you scatter those ashes like at the top of the grizzly as you’re going down?

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Would that be fun for your family to do?

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, because then they’re going to blow in the face of the people behind you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What if you’re the last last car?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I like the front car, but I guess you could do it in the last car, but you know, I want them to sort of not go into the again.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s every chance they would end up at the slingshot ride if I did that on a breezy day, and I don’t like that ride.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So, or it could go over to twisted timbers.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s why you want to put them at the base, like, like one of the wooden

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[SPEAKER_10]: pillars or whatever they’re there is a bear statue that is at the entrance and he has you know landscaping an offense around him small fence and that’s where I’d like the ashes and I said I was going to say right between the legs is where I want it

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now, I’ve also said in my right of folks, I’ve also read in my will that if anyone in the family would like some of my ashes, they’re welcome to them, but they have to provide their own container and don’t be greedy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, you mean if people want your ashes?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, like if they wanted some of the ashes, they can have them if they want.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We’ll get them up on the store.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This is this is every possible layer of Rob you can get.

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[SPEAKER_09]: See, because that last part was the inflated opinion of himself, right?

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I don’t think so.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s a little legal maniacal.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I just said if they want to think and have it, I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m not a listener.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s my family.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, your family.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah, if you got a listen man.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’m sorry.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’m sorry.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s not your fiscal.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s what Rob would want because if any other family member offered that, Rob would be grabbing and storing their ashes in the corner.

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[SPEAKER_10]: My dad has a little bit of his own mouth, his brother Pete.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That is that his house, which I think is very nice.

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[SPEAKER_09]: By the way, Josh, with all the times that I get frustrated with Rob, these are the moments where I, in my own mind, right now, I consider the man a bit of a treasure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I truly do.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a national treasure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I mean, if we, that would be my job, right, to get this show in more homes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m more devices, you know, and that’s why smash that like button.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Share that episode and share that episode.

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[SPEAKER_09]: This to me is it is so far away from my brain to even conceive of

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[SPEAKER_10]: you know, having that kind of detail, where you don’t want to rely on other people to do it, because not only is it going to be wrong, it’s a hassle for them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Do you, do you picture, carry, and robbering?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And Jerry, no stop it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Carry and Robert and Julia going to this.

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[SPEAKER_09]: bear.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s at an amusement park.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It is a park that is dedicated to amusing you when they would they ask permission or no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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[SPEAKER_10]: I brought it up to the guy and he said, do you ever deal with that?

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[SPEAKER_09]: He says not a lot here, but he said, Rob, this is what he said when he asked that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I said, do you deal with that a lot here?

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[SPEAKER_10]: And he said,

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know, we don’t miss to see why.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, he said that King’s Dominion doesn’t deal with it a lot, but Disney actually has set protocols for people that dump ashes and rides that they actually have a methodology they go through.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And that’s usually in the haunted mansion, but pirates gets it a lot too.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a sin that says, thin the herd.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So there’ll be the ashes that King’s Dominion and Josh said he’s going to try to get me a plaque, but I don’t know if that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I’ll show up with a plaque.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, that’s something else.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, see, the plaque, you mean a plaque just for you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Here lies the ashes of Rob’s B-Wack.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, correct.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Jim now, Jimmy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Jimmy might, might pull that for you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you know why I might do it, but Jimmy might give you a part of a wall.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I would love like on the day pass, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: But there is actually a Kings Dominion is also selling bricks.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So maybe I should try to run in the middle.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, really?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s fine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They don’t necessarily be memorial bricks.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We have a Michael Marisho brick at Jimmy’s.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So I mean, when you think of like the happiest times in your life, things that you associate with being happy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’d probably think of Maine.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Actually, some years ago, of course.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, you got that wrong wrong.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, I think when you were a boy, you like Maine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There is no place on earth.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Right now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, I am, uh, you know, I discussed a tremendous golfer to accomplish my favorite sport that that was a bit disappointing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it was just, you know, it was weird.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But you want to know, you’re going to talk to my sounding a little funny on my microphone at all.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Nope.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Just take it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Are you going to have a Frenchman’s bay like your folks?

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[SPEAKER_09]: probably because Carla expresses a desire to be up there as well.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I think that has a lot to do as long as I am in some way close to her.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s really the that’s what I want get a lock it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: A lock it full of Mike just a little ashes at a necklace and then you’d be with her all the time.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but I mean, like, we, we have, oh, you’re on eternal rest.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We have discussed, uh, going to a place eternally in having our ashes or our bodies next to each other.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I said, that’s what you know, dying together.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You, you have gotten this into this discussion.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You have gotten this into this discussion.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You brought up trading cards.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So I, as I always do, brought up Jesus.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s how it works.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s just the path of the show.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So you got what you did.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and you have little baby Jesus.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have a bunch of them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have little baby Jesus.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you want one, just ask for one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I have just one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I could use a spare.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, by the way, ten.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Something went in the mail to you today, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now that the heat is breaking a little up here.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I broke David Robb.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What’s now, Mike, Mike has forgotten about it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t believe you got a joy again when it arrives.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Your birthday present, you were so excited about it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: about what you were going to send me.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and remember I couldn’t send it right away because I forgot.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Back in the wave that you tell Josh the truth Rob.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, how how many years have you counted on my short term memory on me?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Like asking you to do something and then forgetting that I asked you and you slide on it and you know you can get away with that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: How long has that been going on?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I mean, probably since I’ve met you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but there it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, I want you to think in the in the recesses of your mind.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What would I mail you that might have to do with heat?

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I took it out of my freezer.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, a fruit cake.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it’s in the mail today.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s on the way.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So long to get it because it’s been a hundred and fifty degrees up here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I don’t like dropping it down.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a hundred and fifty down here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I wanted it to be a little cooler before I sent it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Or you just forget.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I never forgot, I see it every day in the fridge.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Any man that, you know, has funeral arrangements in his desk drawer, probably those of you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They’re not arrangements.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They’re trading cards and programs.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We have to move on and we’ve got a lot of show today.

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[SPEAKER_09]: See you ever.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s like what about at a concert.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You have a concert program ever.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now, I’m not one of those ticket stuff people that can have a hoard that hoarding.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s hoarding, you know?

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[SPEAKER_10]: By the way, that’s very hateful when you say that, but it’s the truth.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s not something you know yesterday, my scorecard.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I hope they don’t hear this.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Was signed by all three guys I played with to commemorate my whole and one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And Happy Valley on the fifteenth hole.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And you know where it is?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Where?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was on the golf cart that went into the card barn.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I have no idea where it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s gone.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, that’s sort of a slap in the face to them more than you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Probably is, but I forgot.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s how much it meant to me.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t, I don’t, not a save.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I mean, you get so many holes in one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no one remembers the second one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I think I’ve got, I’ve got a plaque though that I kept.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m pretty sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I just don’t know where it is.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I remember, is there a broken golf club?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you still have that plaque?

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, that’s gone.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s true.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I love that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s gone like in storage up in Maine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Where were a guy put that on one of the holes or?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Good stop it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: When I left another one of the places I played golf, I had a broken club that was given to me as a plaque.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I was more hotheaded in those days.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, listen to me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Every here someone say snug as a bug in a rug.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ve heard that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I hate that cutesy phrase.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I don’t.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I really don’t, Ron, because my mom used to say snug as a bug in a rug.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Invest in the spot, Mike, trust the process.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I hate bugs.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They don’t deserve hugs or snugs or anything.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I did test bugs.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you got bugs, you need Pesty.

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[SPEAKER_09]: their kit makes it so easy it only takes a few minutes to apply other pest control companies charge over eight hundred dollars per year but with pesty you can get started at just thirty five dollars per treatment with a customized plan based on your location your bugs in your climate the kit includes a reusable electronic sprayer fun mixing bag pesticide gloves and instructions follow these instructions

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[SPEAKER_09]: And you will be able to complete your application around your house.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And I am not exaggerating in less than ten minutes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Ten minutes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Pesty gets rid of over one hundred.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now it’s ten minutes unless you live at like down to an happy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It might take a little longer if you live in place.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No ten minutes always.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Always ten minutes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s the each year.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And if you can’t get it done in ten minutes, it’s your fault.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Lord Grantum.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Have you completed the Pestie application?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Carson, Carson putting on the gloves.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, yes, we’ve completed the pesticides at Pestie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The pesticides they ship have been used in hospitals and schools all over the country.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Best of all, Pestie offers a one hundred percent bug-free guarantee or your money back.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Seriously, no questions asked.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now is the time to protect your home from bugs with pesty, go to pesty.com slash TMOs for an extra ten percent off your order.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s P-E-S-T-I-E dot com slash TMOs for an extra ten percent off.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Beaded in the sex scram.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Scram now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Get out of here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I might to be clear.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t just collect death stuff.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I also save Christmas cards.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it’s that nice more people do that thing collect death cards.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, a lot of the people that I have cards from are dead now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I understand Bruce.

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[SPEAKER_10]: If I go back like ten years, that’s sort of a dangerous path to go when you look like through an address book and you have to cross people out.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How about both the announcements?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you keep them?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I had one of Roberts.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you know what, Carly got out of storage the other day.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Michael’s baby outfit that we took him home from the hospital in.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that’s sweet.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It smelled all the storage, you know, you know, you know, the storage.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I remember him as a baby smelling that way.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, I’ve never been, but I know that Savannah is a sister city.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So there are some closest to there right now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The outer banks Charleston held the top spot for twelve straight years.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I didn’t know that, but one hundred eighty thousand readers voted and the new best city in America.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I will entertain guesses.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m gonna guess and I’m pretty sure about this.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is it Columbia, Maryland?

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’re not using Booey anymore.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I just like Columbia because of its proximity to Mary.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s done.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s done.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s done, Doug.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: As usual, it is Chico California.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No stopping.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know as for a fact.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But it is a California city.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s Baker’s field.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you know why?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Because everyone has got a resurgence in popularity of buckoens.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know what buckoens is, Josh?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I do not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he was one of the hosts.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He was a co-host of the holiday.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m taking it and I’m grinning.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He had a red, white and blue guitar and don’t forget, Mike, his backup fan, the booker.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Coming in now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just got into this list.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was just saying, I’ve seen a lot of these lists because saying Augustine is suddenly showing up on a lot of these lists in a positive light.

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[SPEAKER_02]: In a positive light.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, positive for visitors, negative for me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don’t want all these people coming.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he’s a people person.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s why he fits in here ladies and gentlemen.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Number one, Santa Fe New Mexico.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Santa Fe Square, the highest thanks to its three hundred days of sunshine, excellent food options, and natural beauty.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What do they have like Mexican food?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Charleston felt the number three this year.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The top ten U.S.

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[SPEAKER_09]: cities to visit in twenty twenty five are as follows.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Santa Fe New Orleans Charleston’s New Orleans.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I thought our last live show in New Orleans might be our last because it was kind of Iki.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I, I felt that the casino end of town needed some attention.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I need to order this for a second.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The quarter is still nice.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, Harris, I don’t care what your financial bottom line is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, how about some, how about one bar stool that’s not ripped?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Casino that doesn’t have a dividing line made by a tarp.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I didn’t like that either.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks so much.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, Paris.

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[SPEAKER_09]: New Orleans Charleston, Savannah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, city, some great Georgia.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Alex Andria, Virginia.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Alex Andria, that loveable suburb of Washington, D.C.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Followed by Honolulu, Greenville, South Carolina.

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[SPEAKER_10]: On Alexandria, beat out Honolulu for a place to visit, people are stupid.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Greenville South Carolina didn’t our buddy Goldie work up there for a million years before he retired.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think he’s in North Carolina now New York City Asheville, North Carolina and Chicago, Illinois Santa Fe ranked nineteen worldwide.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s what people get mad at when I stumble like that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know what they can bite me

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[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m still worried about people that are going to Alexandria.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What are you doing there?

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s no parking.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s a lot of one way streets.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Once you see the torpedo factory, forget it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They have the worldwide list too.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Santa Fe ranked number nineteen worldwide.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The world number one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Before you reveal it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Did Josh go there on his recent trip?

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[SPEAKER_09]: He did not.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Ah, not.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The world number one went to Central Mexico’s San Miguel de Allende.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Do they have Mexican food?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I bet they do.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Mexico City made the top ten at number seven.

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[SPEAKER_09]: China made China, Thailand, is second world wide.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Then Tokyo, Bangkok, and Japan.

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[SPEAKER_09]: J, J, I, J, I per chopper.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did you ever spend one night in Bangkok?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, and the world’s your oyster.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I did that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Murray had.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was a Murray had, probably one of the dirtiest names of anybody I’ve ever heard.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no good.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Murray’s had.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Anyway, there’s a new show premiering this week on A and E. It’s called lie detector, truth or deception.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And the reason it made it onto this news is because former FBI agents

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[SPEAKER_09]: And a one-name George Olivo gives people polygraph polygraph tests and the first episode.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oligraph tests.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Let me read that sentence again.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, you know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now I’m paranoid because we’re going to shed the other day.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Stop texting me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Who’s Jim took sting me right now?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is it the funeral home?

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[SPEAKER_02]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, they found his mixer.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, good.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s no news.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Let me start again.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Please.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hi.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m Michael Mera.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hi, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s a new show premiering this week on a and he called Lyditector.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The first episode puts Gary Coleman’s ex-wife Shannon Price on the hot seed and ask your questions about the fall that led to Gary’s death.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, Mike, it’s so nice to bring that up.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I forgot that his death was related.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m surprised you don’t have one of his little cards in your destroyer.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Dude, I wasn’t invited.

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[SPEAKER_09]: When Alivo asked Sharon if she ever struck Gary during their relationship, she said no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And the polygraph result was inconclusive.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that’s true.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If she intentionally decided with hold help when Gary fell.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m sorry.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Not funny.

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[SPEAKER_09]: She said no, and once again, the result was in coninclusive.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that sucks.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Sucks for Gary.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And all the comments.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Then my trivia question.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Who wrote this song?

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[UNKNOWN]: Hell and thank.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now the thing is right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Ten points on the board.

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[SPEAKER_09]: After if she physically caused Gary’s fall, once again, she said, no, this time she failed.

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[SPEAKER_09]: with deception on the polygraph.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I guess they have inconclusive and then with deception.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think that where I don’t know how he did he fall off of the top of a wedding cake?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Shannon does not agree with the results.

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[SPEAKER_09]: She says, quote, we were extremely disappointed.

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[SPEAKER_10]: She talks like this.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We were extremely disappointed with the overall experience of both the polygraph testing and dealing with Amy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: from the beginning.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It was apparent they cared more about ratings than finding the truth.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I’m sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m sure.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You ever done a polygraph test?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Have you?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have not.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But it sounds like you can rate it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So you have done it in the past.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ve got one for your polygraph test.

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[SPEAKER_09]: How is the connectivity in the outer banks?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Who has a funeral ticket in his desk drawer?

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[SPEAKER_09]: There we go.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The Fortyth anniversary of live aid is this Sunday.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you want to relive that moment in music history, the official YouTube channel will be celebrating with over ten hours of footage.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s got your name on it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ll be all right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_09]: A four part documentary called live aid when rock and roll took the world will also premiere on CNN at nine p.m.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Sunday night, but don’t expect to see Led Zeppelin there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The three songs set that reunited Robert Plant Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones was such a disaster.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Then they have refused to let any footage of it be included on official releases.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Page previously mentioned in a former interview that Field Collins, who was one of two drummers filling in for the late John Bonham, couldn’t properly play the beginning of rock and roll.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Rock and roll’s in easy.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s going to say that fairly simple.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ve played that song.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Plus they got less than two hours to rehearse.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They were, they didn’t play some years.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Come on, Phil.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Phil is not true of the performance either.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He says, if you could have walked off, he would have, because he didn’t feel needed and felt like a spare part.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So there’s that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I do remember watching it, and I think they were doing stairway to heaven, and it gets to the guitar solo part.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It couldn’t be a different song, but I know when they got to the guitar solo part, they did a close up on Jimmy Page, and at that very moment,

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[SPEAKER_10]: every drug he ever took activated in his body because he did not play anything like the record.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m really gone.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, absolutely gone.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And you saw it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I remember it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s, uh, not good.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That got it all.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, on Monday, a Kansas City radio host named Kevin Kitesman.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hi, Kevin.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He called Patrick Mahomes fat and embarrassing after seeing shirtless photos of him enjoying the fourth of July weekend with his family.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well,

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[SPEAKER_09]: Patrick’s long time trainer Bobby Stroop was having no Bobby Stroop STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP STROP

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[SPEAKER_09]: I go over the E. Patrick’s long time train her Bobby Strupe was having none of it in a since deleted tweet Bobby called out Kevin and said quote send me your location

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[SPEAKER_09]: He had a quote, you obviously need attention.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You want to see what in shape is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Go make it through a practice at St.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Joe or run a hurry up off and scrambling back to back plays.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don’t have a clue what it takes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s not a look.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s performance.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Strupe continued.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Also, research, QBs and pitches in the Hall of Fame with six packs.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Tell me what percentage of them played well that way.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, you know, yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Sunny Jorgensen had a six pack.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But it was actually a different kind.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Kevin Kitesman responded with a snappy rebuttal of his own.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What do you say?

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[UNKNOWN]: I’m not reading it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s the reason she came up here is because he’s a great dentist, but yeah, there’s a lot of gayity there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Number three cafes and coffee shops.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Number two catering and number one weed or vapor stores.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, that doesn’t surprise me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Gross.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I would hate to work there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: At the other end of the list, the most depressing people work at pharmacies.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They’re most likely to feel stressed or frustrated by their job.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We’ll just break into one of the, you know, happy pill sections.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I’ve gone a few of those.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’ll help you out.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I wonder if that’s the story.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The weed store.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s why it’s like odd.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And no one comes in anyway.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So do they pay people hourly at a mortuary?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Or is that more of a salary person?

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know what, you that you want to double dip.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You want to get yourself a little side hustle.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I could see you doing that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But nothing to do with the bodies.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You wouldn’t want to do that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’d be a greeter.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You’d be like, so sorry.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’d be different than that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You would love that job.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I would actually like.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s your second job.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Finally, today, a guy in Northern California, the best part of California.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He saw an injured bear on the side of the road, so well, he felt guilty and decided to help it out.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And it responded very nicely by mulling him.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It happened late last month in Humboldt County.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s near the Oregon border.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They didn’t release the guy’s name, but apparently he’s fifty nine years old.

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[SPEAKER_09]: One report said he saw the bear get hit, but a later report said he hit the bear with his car.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, there’s a lot of self going guilty about it and he got out to render aid.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He tried to give it a boost up over a concrete barrier on the side of the road.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But it was difficult because this was a full grown, four hundred pound bear.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, that he hit.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The bear didn’t know he was trying to help because it’s a wild animal.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The chomp down in his left forearm multiple times an off-duty EMT applied a turnic at to his arm and called nine one one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The guy was treated at a nearby hospital, but they didn’t release details about his condition.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Sadly, the bear didn’t make it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They did have that in this story, but it goes on to say before it went to bear having, it took one lash in the woods.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_10]: With the bear gone, who’s going to engineer a WJFK?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, baby.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, baby.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s an inside joke about one of our engineers.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Mink bear.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Bear.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Can you tell I’m enjoying my new processing?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I like it a lot.

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[SPEAKER_09]: How would you like to be the most interesting person at the next big party you go to?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s as easy as pie.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don’t need to go on and on about your second hole in one and your hybrid four because that is the truth.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That is the truth.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s nicer to just show up with a bottle of wine with a truly unique story.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now I have something that I’m going to preview for you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The next time we have naked wine scheduled to be advertising on this podcast, I’m going to uncork a bottle of wine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, can I make a request that we have that early in the show, please?

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, that we have it maybe as a person.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don’t want to do it as a sports spot.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Not at all.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I want to enjoy it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I want a little chill on that one.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You know, as a matter of fact, I got one standing by and I’m not sure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I can’t see the label from here, but we’re going to open it up right here on the show because we’re very great.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, man.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wine is wonderful.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wine is the best way to go.

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[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to wait until we’re going back to a ADM starts before you do.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And you can pause and cancel.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You can pause or cancel.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I should say at any time show be with you ready for that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’ve still got Scott Shannon on the brain.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I did not kill that little boy from different strokes Arnold Arnold was a Jackson on a Jackson.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I did not push Gary Coleman down the stairs.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I’m an idiot.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Arnold Drummond.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Because he was adopted.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Name of the actor the play this father.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Conrad Bane.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You got it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now one two three four.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Get it for like, for gone.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you’re supposed to yell at them.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I finished my crazy English department queue.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Serial crime serial.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m sure it’s spectacular.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Because when you watch the first episode, you came in raving double thumbs up a plus.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I just qualified it because it does require

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[SPEAKER_09]: effort.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There are TV shows that you just lie there and let it wash over you.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Like the the lie detector show or the bachelorette or something like that where you really don’t have to turn on your brain.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Sixty minutes before it was canceled.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And then there are shows that require you to think and noodle it through and try to figure out shows like date line when you’re showing you what’s going on.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Who did this?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Who did this?

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[SPEAKER_09]: This one is very complex, but I will tell you enormous, enormous satisfaction at the end of department queue.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I stand by.

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[SPEAKER_09]: How many episodes have you watched it?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I think there were eight or nine episodes of the show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you want to watch it carefully, though.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If you like crime drama, and you like British acting and cinematography, which is the best in the world, it’s great, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They do a bad job.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They pay our attention.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, I’ll give it a try you talk to me out of it when you know I know and I almost talked to buddy of mine out of it to it’s just Interesting and it’s multi layered and it’s great bad guys and do they ever deal with the heroes?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s really good.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do they ever reveal what the Q stands for is that part of it or is that just the name of the party?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s where the office is put

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[SPEAKER_09]: Also, yeah, department queue, they, they relegate them to the basement of the police station and it’s like where the showers used to be.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s that bad.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And that’s a big part of the show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But man, likable characters, quirky characters, amazing acting and really satisfying.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s like, you know, when you watch an episode of a show and it wraps everything up and you have the finale and it’s like you’ve read a good book to me.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s a thumbs up.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I wanted to, you know, give you something.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now, you’ve had your, your comedy that you guys were talking about the other day.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s a state.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’ve got to watch it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You just have to watch it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s a great.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s so, you know what, you don’t need to pay attention to this.

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[SPEAKER_09]: For years you told me curb your enthusiasm, right?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Just thought Larry David’s one note was just so overplayed that I couldn’t stay with it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Tell me on your heads of state.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m ready.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m ready to please.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s got two likable, very likable stars.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And they play off each other well.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The script is not believable, but the dialogue is great.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And the explosions and the car chases and the fighting is really top notch.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So finally entertaining is what you have.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: For an action film, you’re going to love it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They were giving up all money and said, do whatever you want.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I mean, it’s fun.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It’s fun.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: John Cena.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I know he’s a good guy and all that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But you know, why do he plays a little stupid in this?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think you’ll like it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He’s good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He’s very good.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And a wonderful person in real life.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And he’s not trying to play above what he can play.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We, uh, we have to move on.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Good surprise.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m doing too.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, that will.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That’s always nice too.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I, uh, I enjoy that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We’re actually fine on time right now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m trying to confuse with my, my new bells and whistles.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I wanted to ask Josh about the outer banks.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now you are still up there with the one son.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Is that right?

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[SPEAKER_09]: with my, uh, daughter.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, your daughter is there.

57:46.777 –> 57:47.517
[SPEAKER_09]: You’re just your daughter.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Just one child up there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: What is your daughter’s name?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I’m sorry.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We can’t work together.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Camden.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Camden.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Camden named after Camden yards and you and your daughter up there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Anything fun?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you do anything fun today?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Last night, my parents arrived.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So this morning I went out and played pickleball with my dad.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He has a pickleball club here of like ten guys and ladies that get together to play pickleball every morning.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Have you fair in the competition with ten people is all four on the court at once right there are two courts.

58:21.370 –> 58:21.910
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

58:21.930 –> 58:29.493
[SPEAKER_09]: So you rotate around and you know your height I don’t know whether it would be a disadvantage or an advantage your reach probably would be an advantage.

58:29.593 –> 58:30.894
[SPEAKER_02]: I have not played a whole lot.

58:30.954 –> 58:35.395
[SPEAKER_02]: I’ve played a little bit over the years and I held myself perfectly fine.

58:35.835 –> 58:39.597
[SPEAKER_02]: It may help that everyone else on the court was sixty five in order.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That’s why.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So did you do you play aggressively?

58:42.718 –> 58:45.779
[SPEAKER_02]: I did not play too aggressively.

58:47.640 –> 58:49.582
[SPEAKER_02]: I held back a little bit as far as aggressiveness.

58:49.722 –> 58:50.002
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

58:50.022 –> 58:51.483
[SPEAKER_09]: Was there an attitude?

58:51.703 –> 58:58.568
[SPEAKER_09]: See, if I was playing with somebody older, it might be kind of fun to, you know, you know, smash it like you’re finding someone older.

58:58.608 –> 59:00.149
[SPEAKER_02]: Make sure you have the pads ready.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there’s a little bit of, there’s a little bit of that when I’m, when my dad’s on the other side, where we really want to, we want to knock each other out.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is his competitive as your brother?

59:09.015 –> 59:11.477
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I know you have a legendary competitive streak.

59:11.837 –> 59:13.058
[SPEAKER_10]: My dad is more competitive.

59:13.718 –> 59:14.599
[SPEAKER_10]: more competitive.

59:14.659 –> 59:25.025
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so so like my brother arrives here this weekend and I’m sure the three of us will end up with someone on one pickle ball and that’s where it’ll get really competitive.

59:25.265 –> 59:31.629
[SPEAKER_09]: This opens up a door that I want to explore just for a second because I want to ask you the three of you.

59:32.070 –> 59:34.731
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s it’s your father.

59:35.172 –> 59:37.733
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s Josh and then it’s Sam.

59:38.174 –> 59:38.634
[SPEAKER_09]: Your brother.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that’s what I said.

59:40.615 –> 01:00:02.245
[SPEAKER_09]: So it’s Matt Seroka and you’re watching an Orioles game and the Orioles have a commanding five nothing Lee going into the last inning in the night and in the bottom of the night there on the road in the bottom of the night the home team Texas Rangers let’s make it just a random team comes back and puts a six spot up there and they get a walk off base hit who gets angriest in that room you your brother your father

01:00:03.595 –> 01:00:29.066
[SPEAKER_02]: uh… who gets the monthly demonstrably honest let’s just say as a kid I had friends that that would ask me the score of the orial game before coming over because they didn’t want to come over because my dad would be upset if the orials lost a big game so it’s your dad yes it’s your dad okay my kids used to get calls to ask if i’d been drinking before friends would come over

01:00:29.986 –> 01:00:30.527
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh God.

01:00:31.027 –> 01:00:31.267
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.

01:00:31.988 –> 01:00:34.709
[SPEAKER_09]: Because my job had been drinking, they all wanted to come over.

01:00:34.749 –> 01:00:37.191
[SPEAKER_10]: Well sure, because you know what I do, Sharon, share a like.

01:00:37.211 –> 01:00:38.512
[SPEAKER_10]: Have you ever had a peachy keen?

01:00:38.532 –> 01:00:40.673
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you can go kill.

01:00:41.554 –> 01:00:43.675
[SPEAKER_02]: Now Mike, you know what else I did this afternoon?

01:00:44.016 –> 01:00:44.376
[SPEAKER_02]: What’s that?

01:00:45.056 –> 01:00:48.919
[SPEAKER_02]: Is I went out and made the ad for TikTok for Fair Harbor?

01:00:49.549 –> 01:00:50.669
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, this is great, Mike.

01:00:51.309 –> 01:00:55.951
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I have it ready to premiere here before I upload it to TikTok in YouTube.

01:00:56.351 –> 01:00:57.291
[SPEAKER_02]: This is exciting.

01:00:57.411 –> 01:00:58.431
[SPEAKER_09]: This is you’re going to see this.

01:00:58.471 –> 01:01:02.032
[SPEAKER_09]: Now listen, if you advertise and I’ll give a little pitch for us.

01:01:02.352 –> 01:01:03.832
[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

01:01:03.872 –> 01:01:05.633
[SPEAKER_09]: This is our opportunity to speak.

01:01:05.893 –> 01:01:17.856
[SPEAKER_09]: If you advertise on the Michael Mary show, you don’t just get a mention on this fabulous well received podcast, which has delivered for advertisers for multiple decades.

01:01:17.936 –> 01:01:18.796
[SPEAKER_09]: Ladies and gentlemen,

01:01:20.036 –> 01:01:35.724
[SPEAKER_09]: You also get a little video presentation on occasion and Josh has been working very hard on this and I for one I’m dying to see and I’ll tell you I took care of fair harbor the challenges now on YouTube to come up with something for some other sponsors.

01:01:36.324 –> 01:01:38.005
[SPEAKER_10]: But I’m not doing it shirtless.

01:01:38.385 –> 01:01:38.965
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

01:01:38.985 –> 01:01:39.385
[SPEAKER_10]: Period.

01:01:39.705 –> 01:01:39.965
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

01:01:40.086 –> 01:01:40.626
[SPEAKER_02]: Very good.

01:01:41.146 –> 01:01:42.967
[SPEAKER_02]: My wife says I’m too sexy for this ad.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Clothing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Underwater judge.

01:02:05.605 –> 01:02:06.026
[SPEAKER_11]: Remember?

01:02:07.306 –> 01:02:07.907
[SPEAKER_11]: Look at my hair.

01:02:08.087 –> 01:02:08.647
[SPEAKER_11]: It’s beautiful.

01:02:09.308 –> 01:02:09.608
[SPEAKER_11]: Remember?

01:02:09.708 –> 01:02:12.490
[SPEAKER_11]: That’s fair harbourclothing.com slash T.M.O.S.

01:02:12.510 –> 01:02:13.611
[SPEAKER_11]: It’s twenty percent only.

01:02:14.771 –> 01:02:16.993
[SPEAKER_11]: These shorts are made from recycled water bottles.

01:02:17.882 –> 01:02:21.064
[SPEAKER_11]: So not only do I look good, I get to pretend I care about the environment.

01:02:22.745 –> 01:02:23.765
[SPEAKER_02]: Use that code team or less.

01:02:24.166 –> 01:02:27.567
[SPEAKER_02]: So they know you came from the micro-americ field and you saved twenty percent off.

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[SPEAKER_02]: With fair harbour clothing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Clothing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’re in a, your floaty is a Simpsons donut, isn’t it?

01:02:33.843 –> 01:02:34.344
[SPEAKER_10]: No.

01:02:34.504 –> 01:02:34.824
[SPEAKER_10]: It is.

01:02:34.884 –> 01:02:35.264
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a donut.

01:02:35.284 –> 01:02:36.725
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s beautiful.

01:02:36.945 –> 01:02:37.585
[SPEAKER_09]: God.

01:02:37.805 –> 01:02:38.025
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:02:38.345 –> 01:02:38.866
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:38.946 –> 01:02:39.166
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:39.226 –> 01:02:39.586
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

01:02:39.606 –> 01:02:39.886
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

01:02:39.906 –> 01:02:40.326
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:41.067 –> 01:02:41.847
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:42.147 –> 01:02:42.688
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:42.708 –> 01:02:42.908
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:42.948 –> 01:02:43.268
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:43.368 –> 01:02:43.968
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:44.448 –> 01:02:44.909
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:44.929 –> 01:02:45.289
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:45.309 –> 01:02:45.769
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:45.789 –> 01:02:47.030
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:47.190 –> 01:02:47.770
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:47.810 –> 01:02:48.290
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:48.310 –> 01:02:48.550
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:48.670 –> 01:02:49.271
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:49.291 –> 01:02:50.151
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:50.171 –> 01:02:50.872
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

01:02:51.132 –> 01:02:51.372
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

01:02:51.392 –> 01:02:51.612
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

01:02:51.632 –> 01:02:52.032
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:52.052 –> 01:02:52.312
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:52.332 –> 01:02:52.552
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:52.572 –> 01:02:53.313
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:53.333 –> 01:02:54.073
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:54.093 –> 01:02:54.573
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:54.593 –> 01:02:54.914
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:54.954 –> 01:02:55.334
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:55.374 –> 01:02:55.974
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:56.014 –> 01:02:56.634
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

01:02:56.694 –> 01:02:56.995
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

01:02:57.015 –> 01:02:57.195
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

01:02:57.235 –> 01:02:57.595
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

01:02:57.655 –> 01:02:57.695
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh,

01:02:58.275 –> 01:02:59.316
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god.

01:02:59.456 –> 01:03:00.477
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s awesome.

01:03:00.898 –> 01:03:02.139
[SPEAKER_09]: That is awesome.

01:03:02.419 –> 01:03:03.360
[SPEAKER_09]: I can’t believe it.

01:03:03.380 –> 01:03:06.362
[SPEAKER_09]: I can’t wait to show everybody that fair harbor.

01:03:06.923 –> 01:03:07.964
[SPEAKER_09]: You got a bonus.

01:03:08.104 –> 01:03:09.245
[SPEAKER_09]: That is a bonus later.

01:03:09.265 –> 01:03:11.887
[SPEAKER_02]: I’ll be a little bit tick talking YouTube and all later today.

01:03:12.327 –> 01:03:12.968
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god.

01:03:13.008 –> 01:03:13.688
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s awesome.

01:03:13.768 –> 01:03:14.909
[SPEAKER_09]: Fantastic job.

01:03:15.090 –> 01:03:18.533
[SPEAKER_09]: I love that and hey, that man is in the pool.

01:03:18.933 –> 01:03:20.955
[SPEAKER_09]: Bring in sexy back ladies.

01:03:21.015 –> 01:03:24.538
[SPEAKER_10]: When you see it on tech talk Mike, make sure you smash that like button.

01:03:25.806 –> 01:03:27.067
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and ring that bell.

01:03:27.347 –> 01:03:27.847
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s right.

01:03:27.867 –> 01:03:29.329
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, or do they have a bell?

01:03:29.629 –> 01:03:30.109
[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t know.

01:03:30.349 –> 01:03:32.692
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you get a bell as an alarm is something happened.

01:03:32.712 –> 01:03:33.993
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we will upload to YouTube.

01:03:34.073 –> 01:03:34.913
[SPEAKER_02]: YouTube has a bell.

01:03:35.314 –> 01:03:35.894
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

01:03:36.135 –> 01:03:43.361
[SPEAKER_09]: I got to mention this before we proceed here that arguably our previous incarnation for the guy that’s been working overtime.

01:03:43.681 –> 01:03:59.229
[SPEAKER_09]: and you know really and just doing a great job was the fireworks show for our cocktail show and you know if you want to get in on that and the bonus content of the show it’s really a great family we’d love you to join the TMO as bonus show family

01:03:59.669 –> 01:04:23.477
[SPEAKER_09]: held to the yes every day we are maximizing the bonus show experience aren’t we fellas of course we are because better access means more fun we’re giving you more because you deserve more like our state of the RTMOS extras these episodes you are going to love them ladies and gentlemen they are fantastic and they are there for you why you ask

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[SPEAKER_09]: Because we care, we care so much at hurts.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We care so much that we bleed.

01:04:29.284 –> 01:04:31.606
[SPEAKER_09]: We bleed for this show ladies and gentlemen.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He was extras.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There’s so much fun and they are only available to bonus show subscribers.

01:04:37.874 –> 01:04:39.676
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[SPEAKER_09]: be a hero be a helper for additional details visit the bonus show tab at michael mary show dot com bring your dog along will give him a bonus to have a very serious discussion with my son uh… on the drive up to sarasota today about why

01:05:35.643 –> 01:05:38.825
[SPEAKER_09]: about the dogs that it’s no longer going to be asked.

01:05:39.225 –> 01:05:40.206
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s going to be done.

01:05:40.706 –> 01:05:42.387
[SPEAKER_09]: And it soon to be twelve.

01:05:42.847 –> 01:05:57.115
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, where he reaps the reward of his fishing stuff or his baseball training or his Pokemon habit, which, you know, I think we have been very generous with the time comes to just not have to ask.

01:05:57.276 –> 01:05:58.656
[SPEAKER_09]: And I said no longer.

01:06:00.037 –> 01:06:01.878
[SPEAKER_09]: Are the dogs going to be a request?

01:06:01.979 –> 01:06:02.859
[SPEAKER_09]: It is your chore.

01:06:02.879 –> 01:06:05.501
[SPEAKER_09]: It is your cool chore to what?

01:06:05.681 –> 01:06:06.882
[SPEAKER_09]: Now why do you say that so?

01:06:06.902 –> 01:06:09.104
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I tried that with my kids.

01:06:09.164 –> 01:06:10.185
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, you can’t get a dog.

01:06:10.225 –> 01:06:12.866
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you promise that you will walk him every day?

01:06:13.107 –> 01:06:15.168
[SPEAKER_09]: How old were they when you said that?

01:06:15.308 –> 01:06:18.330
[SPEAKER_10]: They were for doing and twenty-two.

01:06:18.350 –> 01:06:20.012
[SPEAKER_10]: No, they were not twenty-two.

01:06:20.232 –> 01:06:21.233
[SPEAKER_09]: They were really that old.

01:06:21.433 –> 01:06:21.673
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:06:22.193 –> 01:06:22.493
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

01:06:22.513 –> 01:06:23.374
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, that’s a lot.

01:06:23.414 –> 01:06:24.215
[SPEAKER_09]: But you know, you got it.

01:06:24.235 –> 01:06:25.656
[SPEAKER_09]: I’m going to be a hard ass about it.

01:06:26.096 –> 01:06:26.957
[SPEAKER_09]: I’m going to be a hard ass.

01:06:27.137 –> 01:06:28.438
[SPEAKER_02]: The dog goes away.

01:06:29.981 –> 01:06:34.702
[SPEAKER_09]: No, because I love the dog and I couldn’t live with myself if I sent one of the dogs away.

01:06:34.882 –> 01:06:40.063
[SPEAKER_09]: But it will be, you know, well, I have a way of communicating.

01:06:40.463 –> 01:06:43.524
[SPEAKER_09]: That is fairly efficient when I really want something.

01:06:44.224 –> 01:06:45.065
[SPEAKER_09]: I do what my dad did.

01:06:45.125 –> 01:06:47.085
[SPEAKER_09]: My dad had a big old baritone like I do.

01:06:47.385 –> 01:06:49.846
[SPEAKER_09]: And, you know, if you pissed him off, you’d hear about it.

01:06:50.686 –> 01:06:51.906
[SPEAKER_09]: And that’s what I do.

01:06:52.046 –> 01:06:56.367
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I look at a certain point, you know, they don’t control things, Rob.

01:06:56.747 –> 01:06:57.007
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.

01:06:57.027 –> 01:06:57.187
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.

01:06:57.207 –> 01:06:57.407
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.

01:06:57.547 –> 01:06:57.748
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.

01:06:57.808 –> 01:06:58.828
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s the way it goes.

01:06:58.948 –> 01:06:59.188
[SPEAKER_09]: Come on.

01:07:00.028 –> 01:07:00.449
[SPEAKER_10]: Good luck.

01:07:01.169 –> 01:07:08.296
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, you may want to do didn’t have that luck because your kids didn’t respond to you, but I hope that it’s better for you.

01:07:08.316 –> 01:07:11.399
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I haven’t had I haven’t had luck yet either.

01:07:11.799 –> 01:07:13.521
[SPEAKER_10]: So I mean, it’s a tough one.

01:07:13.961 –> 01:07:16.564
[SPEAKER_10]: What you should do Mike is until he walks the dog.

01:07:16.604 –> 01:07:18.345
[SPEAKER_10]: You should lock all bathrooms in the house.

01:07:18.385 –> 01:07:19.687
[SPEAKER_10]: So he can’t go to the bathroom.

01:07:20.135 –> 01:07:23.778
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s a wonderful idea, and then when he calls social services to bathroom.

01:07:23.858 –> 01:07:25.239
[SPEAKER_09]: He may have his real jokes.

01:07:25.339 –> 01:07:28.020
[SPEAKER_09]: I’m going to call social services to bitch.

01:07:28.721 –> 01:07:33.804
[SPEAKER_09]: And then I made the mistake of laughing out loud at that, because that’s a meme that’s out there for the kids, right?

01:07:34.044 –> 01:07:38.387
[SPEAKER_09]: I’m going to call social services on your ass bitch.

01:07:39.895 –> 01:07:41.136
[SPEAKER_09]: How do you not laugh at that?

01:07:42.197 –> 01:07:46.580
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe none, disjockey fathers won’t laugh at that, but I certainly laugh out loud.

01:07:46.601 –> 01:07:49.403
[SPEAKER_09]: Like a guy that works at Google, not laughing at that.

01:07:49.683 –> 01:07:50.143
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s crazy.

01:07:50.564 –> 01:07:51.224
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael.

01:07:52.886 –> 01:07:53.526
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael.

01:07:53.546 –> 01:07:53.946
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael.

01:07:53.967 –> 01:07:55.127
[SPEAKER_10]: Go walk the dog, Michael.

01:07:55.428 –> 01:07:56.268
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it makes it.

01:07:56.649 –> 01:07:57.069
[SPEAKER_09]: Is he there?

01:07:57.329 –> 01:07:58.150
[SPEAKER_09]: He might not be around.

01:07:58.410 –> 01:07:59.131
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael.

01:08:00.792 –> 01:08:02.373
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it’s, yeah, he might be up fishing.

01:08:02.493 –> 01:08:09.259
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s five, fifty three Eastern and this catfish are biting by the, by the way, within the neighborhood, I’ll care anymore.

01:08:09.784 –> 01:08:10.364
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought about it.

01:08:10.825 –> 01:08:11.285
[SPEAKER_09]: Good.

01:08:11.505 –> 01:08:14.528
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey buddy, this mic’s not working.

01:08:14.568 –> 01:08:15.148
[SPEAKER_09]: We just got this.

01:08:15.168 –> 01:08:15.909
[SPEAKER_09]: So you just be loud.

01:08:15.929 –> 01:08:16.769
[SPEAKER_09]: You can stay over there.

01:08:16.869 –> 01:08:20.772
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:08:21.393 –> 01:08:22.914
[SPEAKER_09]: He has the comedy gene.

01:08:23.214 –> 01:08:23.754
[SPEAKER_09]: I’m sorry.

01:08:23.814 –> 01:08:24.995
[SPEAKER_09]: What can I say?

01:08:25.436 –> 01:08:27.137
[SPEAKER_09]: He’s been making me laugh all day.

01:08:27.157 –> 01:08:27.997
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a great companion.

01:08:28.418 –> 01:08:32.781
[SPEAKER_09]: What is the number one sure now that you will have that will not be requested of you?

01:08:32.821 –> 01:08:33.902
[SPEAKER_09]: It will be expected of you.

01:08:36.157 –> 01:08:36.477
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

01:08:36.997 –> 01:08:37.958
[SPEAKER_09]: You’ve passed the test.

01:08:38.018 –> 01:08:38.838
[SPEAKER_09]: Congratulations.

01:08:38.938 –> 01:08:39.358
[SPEAKER_09]: High five.

01:08:40.178 –> 01:08:40.378
[SPEAKER_09]: Come on.

01:08:40.398 –> 01:08:40.938
[SPEAKER_09]: Bring it over here.

01:08:41.699 –> 01:08:42.099
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:08:42.779 –> 01:08:47.560
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, what do you say to me when I, where, no, I don’t want you to come on camera.

01:08:47.701 –> 01:08:48.021
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:08:48.141 –> 01:08:48.641
[SPEAKER_09]: Come around.

01:08:49.101 –> 01:08:49.441
[SPEAKER_09]: Come around.

01:08:49.741 –> 01:08:50.281
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, that’s fine.

01:08:50.561 –> 01:08:51.062
[SPEAKER_09]: Where are you?

01:08:51.222 –> 01:08:52.342
[SPEAKER_09]: Running the household judge.

01:08:52.582 –> 01:08:55.145
[SPEAKER_09]: What do I say when I threaten you with the beatings beginning?

01:08:55.705 –> 01:08:59.409
[SPEAKER_09]: What’s that standard meme that you like to quote about social services?

01:09:00.109 –> 01:09:01.871
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, you can say the whole time.

01:09:02.231 –> 01:09:06.936
[SPEAKER_05]: Please do not touch me or I will call child protective services on your bitch ass.

01:09:08.397 –> 01:09:08.777
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.

01:09:09.178 –> 01:09:09.778
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

01:09:10.218 –> 01:09:10.959
[SPEAKER_10]: Certainly meant it.

01:09:12.179 –> 01:09:12.720
[SPEAKER_10]: That you know what?

01:09:12.760 –> 01:09:14.561
[SPEAKER_10]: That was a little more solidity.

01:09:14.721 –> 01:09:16.221
[SPEAKER_10]: That was saucier than you presented.

01:09:16.281 –> 01:09:19.823
[SPEAKER_09]: It was saucier than my version, which I think is fantastic.

01:09:19.923 –> 01:09:24.926
[SPEAKER_09]: So hey, you remember that how heavy duty it was a serious conversation.

01:09:24.986 –> 01:09:25.927
[SPEAKER_09]: We’ll talk tomorrow.

01:09:26.207 –> 01:09:29.028
[SPEAKER_09]: Do I expect it to be an easy haul?

01:09:29.208 –> 01:09:29.649
[SPEAKER_09]: Not at all.

01:09:29.709 –> 01:09:31.129
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe this will take some time.

01:09:31.970 –> 01:09:35.312
[SPEAKER_09]: But I’m going to promise you that by the fall,

01:09:36.052 –> 01:09:38.733
[SPEAKER_09]: It will be, this is what I will say when the time comes.

01:09:39.113 –> 01:09:40.254
[SPEAKER_09]: I will say two words.

01:09:40.934 –> 01:09:42.414
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael, dogs.

01:09:44.475 –> 01:09:46.736
[SPEAKER_09]: But he will say, Dad, school.

01:09:48.237 –> 01:09:49.957
[SPEAKER_09]: God, I’m doing the best thing.

01:09:49.997 –> 01:09:53.879
[SPEAKER_10]: You have a chance this summer, but I think it’s all going to be ruined when school starts.

01:09:54.279 –> 01:09:59.141
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, all I know is I have a shiny new piece of equipment that I’m using and I’m excited about it.

01:09:59.461 –> 01:10:00.501
[SPEAKER_09]: I don’t let him touch it.

01:10:00.541 –> 01:10:01.542
[SPEAKER_10]: Don’t let him walk that.

01:10:02.385 –> 01:10:08.328
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I just want to do it so that I’m not like chewing up everybody’s time trying to figure this out like I did today.

01:10:08.468 –> 01:10:12.450
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, I mean, everything was ready to go until the sky exploded with thunderstorms.

01:10:12.530 –> 01:10:14.031
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought we all handled it well.

01:10:14.291 –> 01:10:14.611
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:10:14.731 –> 01:10:16.552
[SPEAKER_10]: We got it worked out and Josh is brilliant.

01:10:16.592 –> 01:10:18.453
[SPEAKER_10]: He figured out the setting and we got it done.

01:10:18.653 –> 01:10:19.233
[SPEAKER_10]: And here you are.

01:10:19.494 –> 01:10:21.975
[SPEAKER_09]: Can’t figure out my other microphone though.

01:10:22.315 –> 01:10:22.935
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s not working.

01:10:23.115 –> 01:10:23.636
[SPEAKER_09]: Hello.

01:10:23.696 –> 01:10:24.516
[SPEAKER_09]: Hello.

01:10:24.936 –> 01:10:28.318
[SPEAKER_10]: There is a setting within that board for that particular model of microphone.

01:10:28.774 –> 01:10:29.474
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but it’s not.

01:10:29.494 –> 01:10:30.335
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it doesn’t remember.

01:10:30.835 –> 01:10:31.315
[SPEAKER_02]: We got to work.

01:10:31.375 –> 01:10:32.736
[SPEAKER_02]: And it goes through the voice processor.

01:10:33.356 –> 01:10:34.396
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that’s right.

01:10:35.057 –> 01:10:39.058
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and I just engaged that in a rather violent way.

01:10:39.718 –> 01:10:40.999
[SPEAKER_09]: So we got it back up a little bit.

01:10:41.419 –> 01:10:43.780
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we got to go back, uh, a ways on that.

01:10:43.800 –> 01:10:44.840
[SPEAKER_09]: But it’s going to be fine.

01:10:45.020 –> 01:10:45.621
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s it’s going to be.

01:10:45.641 –> 01:10:48.682
[SPEAKER_10]: Were you abrupt in your disconnection of your vocal changing

01:10:49.022 –> 01:10:51.665
[SPEAKER_09]: I was more than abrupt ladies and gentlemen.

01:10:51.945 –> 01:10:53.487
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god, where are we in the show?

01:10:53.627 –> 01:10:56.209
[SPEAKER_10]: We need to do one more commercial or one more break.

01:10:56.270 –> 01:10:58.011
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01:10:58.091 –> 01:10:58.312
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:10:58.352 –> 01:10:59.633
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01:10:59.833 –> 01:11:01.655
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[SPEAKER_09]: My girl.

01:12:19.023 –> 01:12:19.504
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01:12:37.573 –> 01:12:38.893
[SPEAKER_10]: I just had time for a short one.

01:12:39.814 –> 01:12:43.335
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, this is truly a great land that we live in.

01:12:43.735 –> 01:12:46.356
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you remember the fire music festival?

01:12:46.716 –> 01:12:50.577
[SPEAKER_09]: If I had the guy that ripped everybody off, like down in the Bahamas or something like that?

01:12:50.617 –> 01:12:52.318
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, his name was, and I jotted it down here.

01:12:52.458 –> 01:12:54.658
[SPEAKER_10]: Billy McCarthy, I believe, is his name.

01:12:55.199 –> 01:13:00.680
[SPEAKER_10]: And the legendary thing that signifies this festival to me was the cheese sandwich.

01:13:00.720 –> 01:13:05.802
[SPEAKER_10]: I think we all remember the picture of the, when they said they were going to provide food and it was tearing.

01:13:06.122 –> 01:13:07.503
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that would have be catered.

01:13:07.763 –> 01:13:11.986
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and it was just a stale bread with cheese on it with a piece of cheese.

01:13:12.366 –> 01:13:14.007
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, he’s got a new angle, Mike.

01:13:14.528 –> 01:13:16.709
[SPEAKER_10]: He’s selling the naming rights.

01:13:16.729 –> 01:13:21.913
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, he’s actually selling the brand fire festival on eBay.

01:13:21.973 –> 01:13:26.095
[SPEAKER_10]: So now Mike, you can own fire festival.

01:13:26.175 –> 01:13:32.400
[SPEAKER_07]: This is Billy McFarlane and I’ve done a lot of crazy things, but this might be the craziest thing yet.

01:13:33.180 –> 01:13:36.342
[SPEAKER_07]: This is day six of doing a walk and talk every single day.

01:13:36.802 –> 01:13:45.287
[SPEAKER_07]: And today I am taking the most famous festival brand fire festival and putting it up for auction on eBay starting at one cent.

01:13:46.368 –> 01:13:50.831
[SPEAKER_07]: We’ve had over one thousand offers for the fire brand, but I am done playing games.

01:13:51.760 –> 01:13:53.401
[SPEAKER_07]: They’re all annoyed with the cake.

01:13:53.701 –> 01:13:54.801
[SPEAKER_10]: I hate him so much.

01:13:55.242 –> 01:13:56.742
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn’t do time so much.

01:13:56.762 –> 01:13:57.623
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn’t need you time.

01:13:57.743 –> 01:13:58.923
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, I think he did.

01:13:59.184 –> 01:14:00.004
[SPEAKER_10]: I think he did too.

01:14:00.164 –> 01:14:07.287
[SPEAKER_10]: And don’t forget he was also somehow mixed up with that that lady with the the fake eras.

01:14:07.508 –> 01:14:10.229
[SPEAKER_10]: I can’t think of her name that they did the mini series about.

01:14:10.829 –> 01:14:11.990
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I’m yeah.

01:14:12.330 –> 01:14:13.971
[SPEAKER_10]: These somehow mixed up with that.

01:14:14.471 –> 01:14:16.312
[SPEAKER_10]: So I mean, it’s all very unsolved.

01:14:16.332 –> 01:14:17.612
[SPEAKER_09]: Let me give a message to him.

01:14:17.732 –> 01:14:18.073
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

01:14:18.253 –> 01:14:18.573
[SPEAKER_09]: Please.

01:14:18.833 –> 01:14:19.493
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, dude.

01:14:19.773 –> 01:14:20.674
[SPEAKER_09]: Get a paper out.

01:14:22.958 –> 01:14:23.458
[SPEAKER_09]: about that.

01:14:23.538 –> 01:14:24.199
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s solid.

01:14:24.399 –> 01:14:25.119
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s solid.

01:14:25.459 –> 01:14:28.320
[SPEAKER_10]: And Mike, finally go on about what a great land we live in.

01:14:28.360 –> 01:14:29.521
[SPEAKER_10]: Here’s another example.

01:14:30.081 –> 01:14:34.343
[SPEAKER_10]: This lady got some grief this week because she was taking her girl to get her first spray tan.

01:14:35.243 –> 01:14:36.103
[SPEAKER_10]: Her girl is eight.

01:14:36.163 –> 01:14:41.726
[SPEAKER_01]: Brighton with Dr. John is going to get her first ever spray tan today from her aunt.

01:14:42.186 –> 01:14:43.226
[SPEAKER_01]: So mind your business.

01:14:43.306 –> 01:14:44.227
[SPEAKER_01]: It’s just sugar and water.

01:14:44.247 –> 01:14:44.887
[SPEAKER_01]: Sugar and water.

01:14:45.007 –> 01:14:46.408
[SPEAKER_01]: I put in these pieces.

01:14:46.448 –> 01:14:47.168
[SPEAKER_10]: Mind your business.

01:14:48.148 –> 01:14:49.069
[SPEAKER_10]: Mind your business.

01:14:51.412 –> 01:14:52.852
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s gotta be the aunt there.

01:14:55.653 –> 01:14:57.914
[SPEAKER_10]: So I think eight is a little too young.

01:14:57.974 –> 01:14:58.974
[SPEAKER_09]: What’s all the jewelry?

01:14:59.534 –> 01:15:00.034
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:15:00.134 –> 01:15:01.594
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that at the tanning salon?

01:15:01.754 –> 01:15:04.775
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, well, you can’t think that the ants are gonna make a living just tanning.

01:15:04.815 –> 01:15:06.356
[SPEAKER_10]: She has to sell shitty jewelry, too.

01:15:06.376 –> 01:15:09.316
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I dated a woman way back when from a tanning place.

01:15:09.976 –> 01:15:10.317
[SPEAKER_10]: Really?

01:15:10.337 –> 01:15:11.377
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I won’t go into it.

01:15:11.777 –> 01:15:12.077
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:15:12.257 –> 01:15:12.957
[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t remember her.

01:15:13.557 –> 01:15:14.698
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:15:14.718 –> 01:15:14.978
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

01:15:16.238 –> 01:15:17.118
[SPEAKER_09]: Did you put it tan?

01:15:18.659 –> 01:15:20.659
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I didn’t spend a lot of time in their tanning.

01:15:21.666 –> 01:15:22.246
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, look at that.

01:15:22.266 –> 01:15:22.446
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:15:22.466 –> 01:15:23.327
[SPEAKER_09]: Let’s move on.

01:15:23.367 –> 01:15:23.667
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:15:23.767 –> 01:15:27.449
[SPEAKER_10]: And Mike, the last example of why we live in such a great country.

01:15:27.829 –> 01:15:28.129
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

01:15:28.629 –> 01:15:29.630
[SPEAKER_10]: Here’s some advice.

01:15:30.090 –> 01:15:34.272
[SPEAKER_10]: If you how long so how long ago since you’ve put together a CV or a resume?

01:15:35.217 –> 01:15:36.178
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god.

01:15:37.319 –> 01:15:37.599
[SPEAKER_10]: Never.

01:15:38.020 –> 01:15:39.020
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, it’s changed.

01:15:39.100 –> 01:15:43.084
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, here’s the method that you need to use now if you want to get a job.

01:15:43.204 –> 01:15:50.870
[SPEAKER_04]: Ben Jobs, searching lately and I’ll be honest, it’s going pretty well because not one word on my resume is true.

01:15:50.950 –> 01:15:53.512
[SPEAKER_04]: It’s literally all f***ing made up.

01:15:53.692 –> 01:15:56.194
[SPEAKER_04]: Like you would not believe the insane

01:15:57.123 –> 01:15:57.583
[SPEAKER_04]: lies.

01:15:57.663 –> 01:16:04.526
[SPEAKER_04]: I’m just, you know, I’m killing these interviews because I’m just Johnny Ham checking my way through everything.

01:16:04.546 –> 01:16:05.886
[SPEAKER_04]: They’re like, oh, you worked at this play.

01:16:05.946 –> 01:16:08.307
[SPEAKER_04]: I’m like, yeah, dude, I’ve me and Bal Boni.

01:16:08.327 –> 01:16:10.508
[SPEAKER_04]: We were at tough knuckles construction.

01:16:10.528 –> 01:16:13.169
[SPEAKER_04]: I’m like, I googled a few terms and I’m just throwing them out there.

01:16:13.189 –> 01:16:18.091
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, yeah, I exceeded OTEs by twenty five percent retaining customer growth.

01:16:18.491 –> 01:16:20.352
[SPEAKER_04]: I’m just saying, both people are very impressed.

01:16:20.392 –> 01:16:21.132
[SPEAKER_04]: I had one guy.

01:16:21.632 –> 01:16:26.074
[SPEAKER_04]: I said I worked as like a sales development representative at Prime seven real estate, right?

01:16:26.774 –> 01:16:31.938
[SPEAKER_04]: And he took one look at my interview and he goes, or my resume and he goes, this is like, I’m sevens a really good company.

01:16:33.199 –> 01:16:34.099
[SPEAKER_04]: It’s I made it up.

01:16:34.320 –> 01:16:34.480
[SPEAKER_04]: It’s.

01:16:35.160 –> 01:16:38.803
[SPEAKER_10]: So Mike he’s just making up all of his references and everything.

01:16:38.823 –> 01:16:42.185
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but here’s where he here’s where the thing goes sideways.

01:16:42.325 –> 01:16:42.605
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

01:16:42.865 –> 01:16:44.647
[SPEAKER_09]: I think he’s making that up.

01:16:45.367 –> 01:16:45.607
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

01:16:45.667 –> 01:16:45.988
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you?

01:16:46.468 –> 01:16:46.688
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:16:46.888 –> 01:16:48.769
[SPEAKER_09]: He’s not he didn’t really do that.

01:16:48.950 –> 01:16:49.530
[SPEAKER_09]: Why would he?

01:16:49.810 –> 01:16:53.593
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s completely counterintuitive to go online and talk about that.

01:16:54.353 –> 01:16:56.296
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn’t get the job, maybe.

01:16:56.416 –> 01:16:58.339
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think it’s just a real.

01:16:58.759 –> 01:16:58.880
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:16:58.900 –> 01:17:01.123
[SPEAKER_02]: You would video tape himself going to these interviews.

01:17:01.463 –> 01:17:01.964
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

01:17:02.004 –> 01:17:02.645
[SPEAKER_02]: Things to show.

01:17:03.025 –> 01:17:03.226
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:17:03.386 –> 01:17:03.806
[SPEAKER_10]: I see that.

01:17:03.826 –> 01:17:04.367
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s valid.

01:17:04.527 –> 01:17:04.928
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:17:05.148 –> 01:17:07.371
[SPEAKER_10]: But those are three reasons to love this country, Mike.

01:17:09.794 –> 01:17:12.417
[SPEAKER_09]: You rob gets very disappointed when we out sleuth him.

01:17:12.637 –> 01:17:14.058
[SPEAKER_09]: He doesn’t like that.

01:17:14.158 –> 01:17:15.199
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s a man you’re fault.

01:17:15.299 –> 01:17:16.461
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s like your fault.

01:17:16.701 –> 01:17:22.826
[SPEAKER_09]: You’re a trusting individual and I and I get that’s not always the guy that would post a video like that.

01:17:22.846 –> 01:17:24.348
[SPEAKER_09]: He’s in a scammy on the video too.

01:17:24.448 –> 01:17:27.171
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but he looked like enough of an idiot maybe it was true.

01:17:27.451 –> 01:17:27.871
[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t know.

01:17:27.891 –> 01:17:28.612
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?

01:17:28.692 –> 01:17:29.733
[SPEAKER_10]: I want it to be true.

01:17:29.973 –> 01:17:31.154
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you do.

01:17:31.414 –> 01:17:32.676
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember what Mike used to bring?

01:17:33.136 –> 01:17:34.557
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this real or fake videos?

01:17:35.138 –> 01:17:35.398
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:17:35.798 –> 01:17:35.998
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:17:36.079 –> 01:17:39.121
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought they’d chew up and scam probably more than anybody on the show.

01:17:39.141 –> 01:17:40.923
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe it, you know?

01:17:40.943 –> 01:17:45.867
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought there was a man half-crab half-man coming out of a sewer.

01:17:47.168 –> 01:17:47.969
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s not true.

01:17:48.309 –> 01:17:55.494
[SPEAKER_10]: I’ll tell you what is true is that this month marks the anniversary of live aid, and we discussed it in your news that there won’t be Led Zeppelin.

01:17:55.834 –> 01:17:56.835
[SPEAKER_10]: You will see this.

01:17:57.296 –> 01:18:08.744
[SPEAKER_10]: This was a great moment because this record was on the charts, and not only was it dire straits, but staying sang his part live on this concert performance, and this is at Wembley.

01:18:18.155 –> 01:18:19.675
[SPEAKER_09]: That’s sting at his prime.

01:18:20.116 –> 01:18:22.016
[SPEAKER_10]: He looks so much like Charlie Boyhill there.

01:18:23.036 –> 01:18:24.117
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, he does.

01:18:25.137 –> 01:18:26.057
[SPEAKER_09]: A young Charlie Boyhill.

01:18:26.137 –> 01:18:28.798
[SPEAKER_10]: A young, a young, vibrant Charlie Boyhill.

01:18:29.598 –> 01:18:30.919
[SPEAKER_10]: And then they go into do the record.

01:18:30.999 –> 01:18:32.439
[SPEAKER_10]: It was just so cool.

01:18:32.459 –> 01:18:35.400
[SPEAKER_09]: Because Alan, for one thing on that stage.

01:18:36.260 –> 01:18:53.228
[SPEAKER_09]: a lot of radio stations didn’t play the intro all of this which which was a crime because it’s that good it is right it’s just a fantastic record and the drumming oh yeah that right there that’s worth watching that documentary yeah absolutely I’ll be on it

01:18:58.658 –> 01:18:59.919
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay, sound man.

01:18:59.959 –> 01:19:00.579
[SPEAKER_09]: Pay attention.

01:19:00.739 –> 01:19:01.220
[SPEAKER_09]: Right, Rob?

01:19:01.260 –> 01:19:02.100
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, exactly.

01:19:02.120 –> 01:19:02.801
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

01:19:02.861 –> 01:19:04.882
[SPEAKER_09]: You didn’t front the guitar, you dips.

01:19:05.463 –> 01:19:07.384
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, really come on.

01:19:08.025 –> 01:19:10.666
[SPEAKER_10]: This has got the most bleeps of any show we’ve done in a while.

01:19:10.787 –> 01:19:11.167
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.

01:19:11.727 –> 01:19:14.609
[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway, you know what, that is, that’s fun to watch for me.

01:19:14.729 –> 01:19:15.330
[SPEAKER_10]: I love that.

01:19:15.570 –> 01:19:15.990
[SPEAKER_10]: I do too.

01:19:16.150 –> 01:19:18.212
[SPEAKER_10]: And let’s close with this, Mike.

01:19:18.752 –> 01:19:20.673
[SPEAKER_10]: This is called Dads of TikTok.

01:19:21.374 –> 01:19:26.618
[SPEAKER_10]: And this made me laugh because it’s very true that if dad is on the phone,

01:19:27.318 –> 01:19:31.881
[SPEAKER_10]: and you hand him something, he’ll take it, but he won’t break conversation.

01:19:32.302 –> 01:19:37.245
[SPEAKER_10]: He’ll just keep taking things and as an experiment, his wife did that to him.

01:19:38.066 –> 01:19:40.087
[SPEAKER_10]: Let’s see what happens.

01:19:40.347 –> 01:19:42.429
[SPEAKER_06]: He’s going to get something else.

01:19:57.915 –> 01:20:00.537
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, hey, come on vacation right now.

01:20:00.557 –> 01:20:01.558
[SPEAKER_06]: So I don’t have my camera.

01:20:01.818 –> 01:20:02.378
[SPEAKER_06]: A pamphlet.

01:20:05.541 –> 01:20:08.303
[SPEAKER_10]: But everything he’s taking, that’s the end of the talk.

01:20:08.483 –> 01:20:11.625
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it’s also got the old man way to talk into the phone.

01:20:11.866 –> 01:20:12.806
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he does.

01:20:12.906 –> 01:20:17.009
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s like like kind of turning his ear towards it, which you get to hand him now.

01:20:17.029 –> 01:20:19.791
[SPEAKER_09]: The three that you got to go for a three for on this.

01:20:19.992 –> 01:20:21.433
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it’s more than three Mike.

01:20:21.573 –> 01:20:21.893
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

01:20:22.013 –> 01:20:22.674
[SPEAKER_10]: Here she comes.

01:20:23.554 –> 01:20:25.395
[SPEAKER_10]: So it’s been a mascara and a pamphlet.

01:20:25.715 –> 01:20:28.616
[SPEAKER_10]: Now she’s handed him a half of bag of potato chips.

01:20:28.816 –> 01:20:30.637
[SPEAKER_09]: He’s like totally nagged.

01:20:31.097 –> 01:20:32.398
[SPEAKER_09]: And they fake this one.

01:20:32.638 –> 01:20:33.859
[SPEAKER_09]: They did a great job.

01:20:34.139 –> 01:20:35.639
[SPEAKER_10]: I think this one is weird.

01:20:36.800 –> 01:20:37.480
[SPEAKER_10]: Doglish?

01:20:37.780 –> 01:20:39.201
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, she says never mind.

01:20:39.641 –> 01:20:40.442
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that’s funny.

01:20:40.622 –> 01:20:42.703
[SPEAKER_10]: But he’s still doing this conversation.

01:20:42.783 –> 01:20:46.704
[SPEAKER_10]: And he’s still holding the potato chips, which are closed poorly.

01:20:46.764 –> 01:20:49.105
[SPEAKER_10]: You know how to make their bottle of coke.

01:20:52.292 –> 01:20:55.074
[SPEAKER_06]: That’s the best one.

01:20:55.134 –> 01:20:56.275
[SPEAKER_06]: That’s the best one.

01:20:56.295 –> 01:20:57.616
[SPEAKER_06]: Never broke never broke stride.

01:20:57.656 –> 01:20:58.277
[SPEAKER_09]: Paper towels.

01:21:23.721 –> 01:21:26.144
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you all.

01:21:26.204 –> 01:21:27.065
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you all very much.

01:21:27.125 –> 01:21:30.288
[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks coworkers for putting up with my technical issues.

01:21:30.508 –> 01:21:30.929
[SPEAKER_09]: I appreciate that.

01:21:30.949 –> 01:21:32.010
[SPEAKER_10]: You sound the dynamite.

01:21:32.090 –> 01:21:32.790
[SPEAKER_09]: It was good.

01:21:33.531 –> 01:21:34.032
[SPEAKER_09]: I loved it.

01:21:34.072 –> 01:21:34.692
[SPEAKER_09]: I love the sound.

01:21:34.752 –> 01:21:35.573
[SPEAKER_09]: It’s been fantastic.

01:21:35.593 –> 01:21:37.796
[SPEAKER_09]: I hope it sounds good on the actual finished product.

01:21:38.296 –> 01:21:40.077
[SPEAKER_09]: We want to thank you for supporting the show.

01:21:40.297 –> 01:21:47.282
[SPEAKER_09]: We’ll be back with another episode tomorrow with more fun and more thrills, ladies and gentlemen for Joshua Rook and Rob Spiewack.

01:21:47.462 –> 01:21:49.483
[SPEAKER_09]: This is Michael Maris saying so long.

01:21:49.623 –> 01:21:50.924
[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody.

01:21:51.024 –> 01:21:51.765
[SPEAKER_09]: Funeral.

01:21:53.026 –> 01:21:53.426
[SPEAKER_09]: I love them.

01:21:54.787 –> 01:21:55.707
[SPEAKER_00]: I do want more.

01:21:56.208 –> 01:21:58.129
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maris bonus show.

01:21:58.549 –> 01:22:00.350
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Maris Show dot com.

01:22:00.530 –> 01:22:02.812
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.