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[SPEAKER_09]: Mike O’Mara, Radio Entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at Michaelmarasho.com.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, what a happy year.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It’s a podcast.

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[SPEAKER_08]: But I want to excitement.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We have today.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It’s the Michael Marasho with Michael Mara and Rob Spiewack.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And now here’s Rob.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, come everybody to the Michael Maris show.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We don’t do a lot of international things.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean we’re basically domestic podcast Josh, but I Want to appreciate you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I want to sell how much I appreciate this booking you made.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it’s a big week.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It is a great world economic thing

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[SPEAKER_10]: And on the phone with us right now, we have the Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs, Lars, Lucky, Ress, Musin, Lars.

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[SPEAKER_10]: May I call you Lars?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you can call me Lars.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I say the high, Josh, and rap.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We’ll let it slide.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hi, Lars.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I can call you Lars.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I welcome to the Michael Marisho.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s a good to be here, talk to you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I, unlike the president, I like the American people.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s why I wanted to come on the show and explain how frustrated we are.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I look forward to answering all your questions.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I’ll start with a question that I think is on everybody’s mind.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I like many Americans.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think we’re surprised to find out that Greenland is a territory of Denmark.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And when the president said he wanted to.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: When the president said he wanted to.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: When he says my deal here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He said he wanted to take it over.

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[SPEAKER_10]: How did that make you feel?

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, Trump is so fat when he jumps in the pool, he doesn’t make a splash.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He creates a tsunami alert.

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[SPEAKER_10]: LAUGHTER I understand, but I’m curious how you feel.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I need to know how you feel.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Trump is so heavy when he steps on a scale.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The scale says, I give up.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But if, okay, so if you don’t have, what about the people of Denmark?

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[SPEAKER_10]: How do the people of Denmark feel about it?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, we’re worried about him because you know he doesn’t sweat.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He leaks small satellites.

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[SPEAKER_12]: His reflection doesn’t even recognize him.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Warless time he ran Google Maps rerouted the planet.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Lars, I got to know, when you were, you have an elected position as the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, we’re large-locular species.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mr. Rasmussen, when you were running, did you, were you famous for your sense of humor?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t have a sense of humor.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m from Denmark.

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[SPEAKER_12]: When Trump sits in the Oval Office on his chair, his chair files for unemployment.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He doesn’t get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck around him.

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[SPEAKER_12]: LAUGHTER He’s so dense, scientists try to use him as a black hole.

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[SPEAKER_12]: LAUGHTER He’s so fat when he sneezes, it’s considered an act of God.

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[SPEAKER_10]: LAUGHTER I’m curious, uh, Lars Resmus, and we’re speaking with the Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs,

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[SPEAKER_12]: I have not been to Greenland.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I was born and I live in the government building in Denmark.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What do you know?

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[SPEAKER_10]: You were born in the government building?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, I was.

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[SPEAKER_12]: My mother was a part of the government’s.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you, sir President, Goldfink today.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, he’s not.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I heard that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, I know it’s funny.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I heard that his golf cart is classified as heavy machinery.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now, I do have one question I want to say.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I want to think bigger than his ego is his dry cleaning bit.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, if you look into that, that’s pretty disgusting.

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[SPEAKER_12]: When he steps on the scale, it says, one at a time, body.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Do you think he’s so fat that even his reflection needs a wide angle lens?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think the president is interested in Denmark and Greenland because of your famous Danishes?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I heard that when Trump lies down, the Earth files are restraining order.

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[SPEAKER_11]: His so big, his shadow needs a torn zip code.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Or do you say postal code?

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[SPEAKER_10]: He’s on the improvement plan, Sipro.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He doesn’t gain weight.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He collects it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Like cards with the Pokemon.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: cards meet the Pokemon.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you speak many languages.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Don’t you pen it?

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[SPEAKER_10]: 14.

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[SPEAKER_12]: 14.

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[SPEAKER_12]: 14.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Me as well.

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[SPEAKER_12]: His heartbeat comes with a background score from the city orchestra.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He doesn’t go swimming, the water just politely moves out of the way.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There are so many things to love about your nation.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I love your dogs, the great-dane is a great dog.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do the dogs, do you have any other side?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I really glad you know so much about Denmark, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You’re dumb like Trump, now you’re so dumb he thinks that the Saurus is a dinosaur that gives speeches.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I know that you make Carl’sburg beer.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m like going to do with that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Your body of knowledge is stunning.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It is stunning.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He’s so dumb that Donald Trump, your president, he’s so dumb that he thought to lawsuit was a new flavor of McDonald’s burger.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t even understand that one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you don’t have a sense of humor.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, I don’t.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You don’t.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m glad you’ve calmed down a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You were all worked up there.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Are you worked up because of what could possibly happen to Greenland?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, that’s a scary notion, right?

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[SPEAKER_12]: He saw Tommy thought the Supreme Court was located in the middle of a shopping mall.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I did it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The Supreme Court.

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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He showed down, he tried to order a hamburger at the salad bar.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He showed down, he tried to invest in Bitcoin.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But he put it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But he put it in a piggy bank.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It did not work.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It works.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That’s why Denmark’s so happy.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We are very happy.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We’re happy people.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We’re just loaded.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We just go around and roll it all the time.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There was a call.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, we are.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You must come and visit us all the time.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I said, Lord.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Don’t let Trump.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He’s not welcome.

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[SPEAKER_12]: F off.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He’s the only person who’s frown actually causes structural damage.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did you have anything else you wanted?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I know you’re a very busy man.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Prime Minister resumes and did you have anything else you wanted to tell us?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I got a good one, they say for the last.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so please, what do you know about Donald Trump?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Donald Trump is so fat.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Photoshop gives up trying.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: To go back to mine.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Lars lucky has risen.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We do appreciate you stopping by.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh look who’s here, it’s Mike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: What the hell was that?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It was a long bow.

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[SPEAKER_12]: How come you never let me interview the world leaders?

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[SPEAKER_12]: How come you know how you get?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you get my yeah, you know, my I remember Remember when we had Boris Yeltson on the show.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, that was that did not end well.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It did not end well It didn’t not end well at all, but I’m glad you’re here now because that’s what Matt.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s so so proud So glad to be with oh, I didn’t get a chance to play my my rock and roll Danish music

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[SPEAKER_11]: So you get what day in action, you got beer, paste, recent music.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I got another thing to research.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Also, he did research like 16 seconds before the Danish foreign minister came on.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, I didn’t work that action.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I was going to ask him about his favorite comic, Dane Cook.

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[SPEAKER_10]: and of course he loves the star of uh… uh… cash what what’s in clear dains this is what i’m and don’t forget about his pet great thing yes right what we try to talk about always a pleasure i look forward to having more world leaders of you know that ten park is known for salty liquor is

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is it really?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I didn’t even know that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And Vikings and Legos and Furniture and the Statue of Burmese, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I’m really good.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think we have beaten it to death.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think we are fine.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We have covered everything Danish.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Very glad to have you here on the Michael Maris Show.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Mrs. O’Mara made me laugh this morning.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Now this is fairly common.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She’s a funny lady.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I would classify what I’m going to tell you now as a retail story, a story of retail, a story of retail from Rob’s favorite store.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, gosh, company.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I did what I call a paper run, you know, because the paper products had run dry and it was time to,

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, with this no coming, you’re going to need toilet paper.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know what, I, let me get to my retail story after Rob, we used to have, let me see if I’ve got it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think I’ve got some music that might be appropriate for, for the storm, okay, that you’re getting in Washington, D.C.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, the entire coast pretty much, I mean, the northern east coast is going to get hit.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But nobody, and I think we established that years ago, nobody, and I mean, nobody panics with snow like Washington, DC.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Nobody gets more excited about it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Nobody likes it more.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The snow starts.

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[SPEAKER_10]: at like midnight or late on Saturday today is Thursday and I had to go by home depot perhaps will discuss it later and I had a lady that came up to a guy in a panic and she said do you have ice melter and snow shovels and do you have firewood and I just like it’s like it’s never snowed here before.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it’s, it doesn’t snow a lot in the nation’s capital and it suburbs, uh, they have.

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[SPEAKER_11]: If this storm does come through, I would think on Monday, maybe we should check in with Marty Bass.

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[SPEAKER_11]: and see how he’s handled.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Josh is enjoying the characters.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He loves the characters.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I feel like Josh is just going to work.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I’m going to play ground right now.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is, but Mike, this one’s so good.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I’d be happy if it was the character or the real Marty Bass.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That’s the world of work for me.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, so before we get started talking about this, and we will get to my retail story.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Because it’s I think you’re going to get a kick out of it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I love retail.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You get to the actual forecast as it stands right now.

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[SPEAKER_12]: for Washington, D.C.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I can give it to you because I’ve got my little weather bug right here.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Let’s see what we’ve got.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, let me see for D.C. For Myers.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, uh, before you get to D.C.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The thing that I think is going to be the story to follow is, you know, I lived in Richmond for four years, Julia still lives there.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, about an inch and a half will shut that city down because it’s primarily a southern city.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They don’t get snow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: As of this morning, Richmond is expecting 14 inches of snow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: is Sunday the day it’s supposed to hit is going to hit is going to start overnight a Saturday into Sunday and extraordinarily hard snow on Sunday inch to two inches an hour.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m going to get her to her and didn’t Virginia hey this is Sunday January 25th here is your forecast okay.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Now, I don’t know who’s, you know, telling you this robber, whether you’re conjuring yourself here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I have no need to conjure.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Let me, let me give you a place for it, guys.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I look forward to it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You might not be happy.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I mean, Mike, as you know, I’m pride myself on my joy.

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[SPEAKER_12]: freezing rain, sweet and snow, precipitation may emphasize may be heavy at times highs in the mid-20s, chance of precipitation near 100%.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s my, this is what they, they’re playing the game in DC now.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The rain, snowline game, where is the, where it’s going to turn from snow to freezing rain.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It just has to be cold.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s what we’ll solve it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I’m in the western part of the, are you okay?

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[SPEAKER_10]: You okay, Prime Minister?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So if you’re a camera that I have here, I do live a little west of the city, so I’m likely to get a little more than the city, but if it switches to rain or freezing rain or sleet as they say, it’s going to be still a crippling storm, it just won’t be as pretty.

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[SPEAKER_12]: uh… there’s still gonna have to be the same amount of time rippling in all says uh… uh… and sunday night freezing rain sleep with a chance of snow lows around twenty chance of precipitation near uh… one hundred percent again so there’s a i think we’re gonna get a feeling we’re gonna get slammed i don’t know nine is saying least birth between eight to twelve plus i think they’re lying

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[SPEAKER_11]: Um, well, they are also high, it’s whether they’re right or not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s also the age requirement to move in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Are you sure you’re looking at the weather?

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[SPEAKER_10]: You have to be very nice now.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, my take a look at Monday because it looks like it’s starting.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Monday.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It’s now in through Monday.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Mostly sunny highs in the mid 20s.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it’s going to be cold all next week.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So whatever snow we got, it’s going to stick around.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s another thing that they’re beating the drum about.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It doesn’t get about freezing for the rest of the day.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But it’s just no shine.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think we business about, you know, this business about heavy snow.

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[SPEAKER_08]: is a lie.

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[SPEAKER_08]: But my thing, God, I know they’re talking about it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: My name morning, Rob will take his little ruler outside, and my guess is three inches.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He’s going to total the beside.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I know something’s going to happen to that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, the facade will stay in the driveway.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You don’t want to.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you don’t have any room to move it into the garage, do you?

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, Mike, I have a professional mixer in my garage right now.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I was lying.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I wish I was lying.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I probably could put it in there except for the mixer.

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[SPEAKER_12]: My first thought was this one of those kitchen.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, he’s has a professional mixer in there.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it is a 25 court mixer.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, God.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So it’ll be fine Mike.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Just as Jimmy would say, it’ll be fine, but I want everyone to tune in on a Saturday morning because Josh and I have planned for me to go remote out into the snow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: On Saturday.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Sun, no, we’re doing this.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I said it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Monday, don’t go.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I thought I meant to say if I did not say it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I was thinking about the way they’re bugged.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I don’t know whether that’s reliable or not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is that like the flu?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like, didn’t.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I was going to say, did you spray for it?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Let’s see what it’s going to be in Boston.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Your pester is on the way.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, all right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Let me.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Let me go.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at Josh go.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I just just said my Chicago trip because it’s so cold.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, Chicago.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, I fly Chicago.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You were going to interview to be the head coach of the bears, weren’t you?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Someone’s got to do it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Good for you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There’s going to need bears don’t need it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, bears don’t need it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They’re fine, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s what they want you to think.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They’re in good shape.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m going to try to find a picture for the Orioles.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Here’s the 10 day for a dismissed match.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Shut up.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The 10 day for Chicago, Saturday, 50% chance of snow.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Sunday.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at that temperature, though.

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[SPEAKER_11]: What’s the high for Friday, Saturday, Sunday?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Friday, the high is minus three.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The low is minus five.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: High is minus three.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And the high is minus three.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And the, they say the wind chill is minus 35.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That doesn’t say 11 degrees on Saturday and then 19 degrees at warms up, but it’s going to be five degrees at night.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So it’s good.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And that’s the windy city Josh.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t know if you’re aware of that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They call it

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[SPEAKER_12]: Because of the Danish?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, of course, because of the Danish, I should say, not to Danish.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But the Danish is a pastry.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He’s so fat.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_12]: He’s a dinosaur.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_12]: What is this Daniel Thurber?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Don, it is not coming back weirdos and such.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Ike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Please stop picking on Rob.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t know what that means.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m not quite sure.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I don’t think I’ve been picked on today.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t know.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, here we go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Scoob says we have snow and negative degree.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Negative degrees all winter in northern Wisconsin.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Those poor Virginians.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, Wisconsin, I bet you were loving Virginia in the 1700s when we established this country so you idiot cheeseheads could go live up there So yeah Virginia is pretty good the state of the home of the president.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m gonna ban Damiel Thurber 77 because he’s not making any sense He’s a drinker.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I don’t know what’s such a

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[SPEAKER_12]: is uh… i’d annually can have to exist it’s the afternoon show everything’s in a weird mood and yeah everybody it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, Josh, you know that with all that cold in Chicago, I’m glad you canceled because there won’t be any pickleball in the whole city Two colix.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He likes a pickleball now getting back to the forecast that For a DC I’m glad you have the hit in there Mike the by the way.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Do you you had channel mine.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’ve always been an NBC foreguer

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[SPEAKER_12]: myself.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Do we have the NBC for Doug camera?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Is that who it is?

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[SPEAKER_12]: My audience is on all of this are gone.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All of them are gone.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All of them are gone.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you know, Toppers around.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Toppers.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Toppers shut is.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But is he still with channel mine?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The chief meteorologist, the channel for now is not Kirine.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It is Doug Cameron.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Who is dreamy?

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s his deal.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You mean you were attracted to him?

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I think everyone is supposed to be attracted to him.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He’s an attractive man.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he’s, I think I’ve seen him, but I don’t think he’s that attractive.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He’s not like Gordon Barnes or a, like that, but.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Gordon Barnes, now you’re going, now you’re going back to when I was a junior in college.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And like we’re not talking, Bill, come all.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, not talking, but let’s start on there.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We’ve had a long history of leather people.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We have in Washington, D.C. And also, I believe, oh, here we go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We got video.

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[SPEAKER_10]: uh… notes about plan let’s try this okay i do believe that uh… love this show by the way there are a lot of it now it refuses to show that he’s over there to be see four yet the weather bug uh… that’s probably one of our territory those best one of our weathermen is now on mornings on channel four toni perkins so he’s doing the pre and during the today shows so now

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[SPEAKER_10]: Tucker, Tucker Barnes is the Chief Meteorologist of Channel 5 and I tend to go with Tucker.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Has Tony worked at every single network in Washington?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think he may have.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think he’s been at ABCBS Fox and now NBC.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And double on his own voice or channel 20.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, he’s hard to work with.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s prickly.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it’s every all the way.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s a nice 81 all of us all of us all of us prickly.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So we’ll see.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But he has, he’s worked at every station.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, so good luck.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Keep us posted.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you know, tomorrow, you know, we’ve got to, and I was able to get that up from Channel 4.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, that’s Channel 4.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s the little man’s.

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[SPEAKER_12]: snow chants ice what right there right there what are they saying snow chance ice no snow chance of ice Rob twice they might maybe it’s like maybe it’s like Twitter or as we call it now x where they have a limited number of characters

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[SPEAKER_11]: They were struggling because they needed to figure out they’ve got one that says Osmo one that says no end ice and they couldn’t figure out how to say snow maybe ice Here’s the problem poor Rob look at Rob Seely’s very fine.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s right on the line.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Exactly on the line between you know 12 inches of snow and then snow and ice around six inches.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So you’re gonna get

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[SPEAKER_10]: A lot of snow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: If even if it’s just a foot, that’s plenty.

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[SPEAKER_10]: By the way, plenty.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Qualification here.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, caveat.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You are being told you’re going to get some snow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s what you’re being told.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, and you know what, it’s on the weekend, which is nice.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So we don’t have to dig anyone out.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s loud and county.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They’re going to panic.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The kid.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And nice when I lived there, it was nice to get a weekend storm, but for me it was always my wife and her mom and her mom coming over and the wine bottles coming out and then I was sent out into the snow and I eventually acquired a snowblower.

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[SPEAKER_10]: what began a four year snow drought right in the Washington DC area then the year before I left the year before I moved to Florida we got walked and it was fantastic I loved you have Richard your neighbor and everybody now the one thing that was fun it is one thing that’s kind of weird is that you know

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[SPEAKER_10]: up to like even like a couple three weeks ago everyone online was talking about how it’s 2016 again and they were putting up old pictures and old posts from 2016.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It was exactly 10 years ago this week that in 2016 we had our last major snowstorm in DC.

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[SPEAKER_08]: That’s weird.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It’s a lie.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I am making everything up today.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Everything is alive today.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, I’ve lost 40 pounds.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, the professional mixer will move itself up to the main level of my home.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I will put three cars in my garage.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There you go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, let me can I tell my retail story now?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I wish you would because you know, this is everything I love in a story.

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[SPEAKER_12]: This to me is I laughed out loud with the comment that Carla had for me this morning Once I told her how this whole thing was gonna end she said I think you you had a manic episode

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[SPEAKER_12]: god really I am sent to the box story yesterday with the instructions to acquire paper towels right toilet tissue uh… bath to not bath tissue uh… connect and clerics wipes

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[SPEAKER_12]: As well as there’s one other thing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it’s just tired of you in the bedroom.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That’s just empty enough at all.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It’s just absolutely getting all the cleaning.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I have a question.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That is a very, very normal order.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think for most people go and call this company.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Would you buy?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Kirkland towels, Kirkland toilet tissue, but brand name Kleenex, is that your distribution on that?

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[SPEAKER_12]: All Kirkland.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Even the Kleenex.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All that even the Kleenex.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t use Kleenex.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I use my sleeve.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Pick.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I learned that from Rasmussen.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Here’s so fast.

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[SPEAKER_12]: How fat is he?

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[SPEAKER_12]: He sits around the White House.

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[UNKNOWN]: He sits around.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So you’re right, Ells, so C.B.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Interference, John.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t know what happened, but here it is.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Carlos has been opening her new store, work out her ass off.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And because now the rules have changed where in her old location she kind of came and went as she pleased now, her mom’s there, they do walk in business and she has to be Christopher Walken, I don’t understand.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You want a derma plane?

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, yes, micro-needling.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You need some micro-needling.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So she has to be there and she’s not around and then she comes home.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She’s tired.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We watch a little TV.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s just we’re transitioning into a mic is more of a Mr.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Mom.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Carla is more of a ghost lay the dragon.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And that’s fine because this is what she’s wanted to do.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She wanted this new location.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She’s excited about it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Got a beautiful place with a microphone.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Michael, Michael, just in school.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And okay, I pretty much do pick up and drop off most days except for Fridays and Tuesday.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So sometimes one days what’s that house has been I have modified my favorite sports schedule.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Have you?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I have.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t do as much as I used to use to be a four-dayer.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Now I’m a three-dayer, maybe a two-dayer.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you shouldn’t watch in the Carla.

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[SPEAKER_11]: With you get the simulator, you could cut it even more.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, he sells these.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know that company he works for now, have you seen that simulator?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Did he show you that simulator?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_11]: God, rich people.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I know, right, don’t you hate him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I hate him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It’s a big, rich people build a house for the simulator.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, special room for the school.

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[SPEAKER_12]: here on Florida, it’s probably a shed back in the backyard.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it’s fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So I’m walking, I’m like, I, going out now is not what it used to be because I go out now and with the combination of factors with inflation and being on, you know, my little fixed in

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[SPEAKER_12]: company and his podcast you’re not getting any younger and I’m not getting it we watch our pennies we want to make our retirement semi-retirement last as long as part so we don’t go out because it’s a rip off we all agree it’s a rip off and yes you go out now to a like a crap rest running your spend the eighty dollars to one hundred and fifty dollars for a crap I will have the crap appetizer right the crap super nice not fair so

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t know what happened to me, especially that since I’m trying to not spend money.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I go down the aisle where there are the appliances.

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[SPEAKER_12]: In my Costco, you go in the door and it’s on the right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You got your, uh, your room, uh, your room, uh, your knit as your room.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s always, there’s always a juicer.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s always a blender.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There’s always a food processor.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I sounds like you’ve got a mirror image Costco because ours is to the left.

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[SPEAKER_12]: there is a particular item that I have had my eyes on for quite some time even before it was a consumer grade product.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Was it the personal massager?

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[SPEAKER_12]: No.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, it’s got to be the little smoothie drink maker thing.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It was the slushy maker.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, no, he’s slushy maker, which by the way,

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[SPEAKER_12]: Even at the Costco for quite some time has been over $300.00, about $325.00.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I see it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I watch it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: A $300 mark is my, you know, that’s ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And then I see they marked it down after the holidays to $299.00.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And suddenly this is when the manic episode kicked in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: and you’re by yourself.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m by myself.

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[SPEAKER_10]: How crowded is the and I have the store.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s danger.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s danger danger danger danger that our regular time yesterday, right?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Did we tape it our regular time?

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[SPEAKER_12]: And who knows?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, we did.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So you saw this early on going in the store.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So I’m walking and I’m looking at this thing and it’s kind of calling to me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: How many times did you walk past it?

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[SPEAKER_12]: twice stopping my I walked to the end of the island and then I said Rosent drinks for more we’ve all done it Yeah, I’m saying to myself.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m gonna get this is gonna get me in trouble I’m gonna get yelled at it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m gonna get in trouble But you’re weighing the pros and cons.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I love this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is so much like me something I would do I think it was any thought of you know it’d be great for the new shop the customers to be able to serve them.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, what the, no.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He’s so selfish for that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, God.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, I know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m thinking.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m thinking of a correct.

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[SPEAKER_10]: A correct is fine for the shot.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m thinking of my kid that it would be fine because he likes what kid doesn’t like slurpies, slushies, smoothies, all that crap, right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, what grown-up doesn’t like them?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I mean, they’re, they’re fun.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I decide, you know, I don’t

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[SPEAKER_12]: in short order.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m like, we don’t have enough fun in our world.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We don’t have enough.

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[SPEAKER_12]: This is going to be fun.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is what you are for merely really building an argument even before you pull the trigger.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But I’m really believing it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m believing that this is true.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I am really thinking this is something because we don’t go to iguana rea anymore because we we drop this much money now every time even a crappy little test.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, that is restaurants.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, it’s not a crappy restaurant.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s a great restaurant, but it’s not a car, but I’m saying they even the restaurants that aren’t fixed.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and Applebee’s a Benagans anything like that is garbage even though their drinks are reasonable which they are If you can keep it to four

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I decide that I’m going to get it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I have this big, heavy appliance in the country.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Into the cup, the ninja slushie.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t even think you can get a picture of it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s like a fun way of applying.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think the ninja is a very well-regarded appliance manufacturer.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think that you will be happy with this if they put the ninja name on it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they’ve got everything.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They got coffee makers.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They’ve got lenders.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They’ve got, uh, you know, uh, embomming fluid.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They’ve got everything.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Or t-shirts wax.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have, um, do you have a blender?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Andy at your house at all times?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We might even injure.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We might have an injure blender.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don’t like the Ninja Blender because I want a glass carath.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m particular about that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t think I want to go back to your favorite time, 1953.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I did.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Get your glass carath.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a modern, it’s a modern Blender with a glass carath.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You pay for quality.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, I’m not going to let you see what it is.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Because that’s how I’m disciplining you today.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s, all right, what is the burn?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Lay it out.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Now, you just got to get your, what’s the manufacturer going on?

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a wearing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: A wearing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you’d like it because your father was tipped by Fred Waring.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, he would.

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[SPEAKER_10]: How to establish recovery.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You’re absolutely right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There it is.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and that’s, and that’s actually a picture of Mike’s counter right now.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Fracks movies, a flight of margaritas.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And a milkshake that you’d kill your own mother for.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I mean, they have a lot of that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Four of those side by side to make all those.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So I, uh, I buy it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: and I’m excited I’m excited immediately for oh I should mention that I go buy what a white buy from Michael because Michael likes mango I buy a big half-gallon jug of mango nectar because I like I don’t be sucked in Mike by big mango they’ve been working real hard the last two years mango you’re doing yes you’re grabbing the mango because you can say I got it from Michael

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, Michael, I’m doing that because I’m really Michael’s first one’s going to be okay.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Could I use to in my mind already that it’s going to be smoothies for Michael and then a Margarita.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, thank you very much for, Terri.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Terri’s first smoothies.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you Terri.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Appreciate that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: 20 dollars.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Michael’s first, and then Monica comes home and she walks to the door after slaying the dragon, and I present her in a margarita in a plastic pool safe margarita glass with a beautiful frozen margarita.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s why that’s what I’m playing in my magical time.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It works every time.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So I get it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I get my son home, and I’m making a big deal.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m making it like it’s Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and I picked Michael up and I’m like, I’ve got it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’ve got why you get it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean,

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’ve known you a long time and it’s sometimes hard not to read ahead and predict what’s coming.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s all.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So I get him in the car and I’m doing this thing and I said, I’ve got a surprise at home.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And before I can say it’s not an e-bike, he says, is it a, what’s the brand Josh?

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[SPEAKER_12]: They all want the flipping the thousand dollars.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s wearing.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a wearing e-bike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s a wearing e-bike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I said, no, it’s not an e-bike doesn’t have anything to do with baseball does everything with fishing.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’ll give you five questions and he finally guesses, is it does it make a smooth I said, yeah, it’s a slushy maker and I get a giggle.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I hear a giggle.

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[SPEAKER_12]: A perceptible giggle from the back, which indicates it is a win.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It is a demo, right?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a win or is it a giggle of dad’s going to be in trouble?

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, it’s okay.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t think he’s that sophisticated to identify what I’m going to go through.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You were going to say.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I don’t often cite the commenters and I like to call them now our panel.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The panel of listeners.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Your cat or York rat wants to know does this turn your entire house into an antenna?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Robin, you’re a grad, you know, and by the way, you’re a grad, you should probably send a super chat along if you’re going to bust my balls on the show.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I should say that, yes, I have been a rub for consumerism, most of my adult.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But the antenna might be the worst.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The Dave Dornbish, yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, food saver was good, but Dave Dornbish and the Jetstream mother.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think I don’t think I got the food saver, yes.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Coscar was pretty safe.

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[SPEAKER_12]: This is a tanning bed.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It is the only way to far back with me.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Anyway, getting back to get it home, I am surprised at the simplicity of unboxing and having it ready to go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s a little dish washing soap and some cleaning for the stuff that’s been packaged, put it together, no time at all, I pour, I bought so no essential assembly

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[SPEAKER_10]: really you put the part in.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, just just throw it together and immediately I didn’t put the mango nectar and I put the strawberry, the organic strawberry lemonade in it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That is a strong product at Costco and he loved it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: and I had one for us up, okay, but if you’ve got two different textures going on there, froze up perfectly.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That’s so cool.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So you don’t add anything else to this?

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, just the liquid.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, if it has the right amount of sugar content, then it’s going to create a nice little.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You could probably do anything like milk.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you’d have to add sugar.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Maylock for the man.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, maylocks would be good.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m also sorry, sour crowd juice.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I’ve got a Coke Slurpee today.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, for it’s Kelly.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I’m thinking maybe I should have gone to Costco.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You can’t do diet coke, though.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You can’t.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you have to add sugar to taste the diet coke into it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It would, uh, yeah, I mean, the diet coke is bad for you, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, so is regular code.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So, yes, yes, well, and now I’m not going to go back to the line.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Let me wrap this up.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I told you I’d lie a lot today.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I get the, I get the thing cleaned up and do a, do a, it’s kind of an educational process for me on how you break it down and clean it easy peasy, dishwasher safe, dishwasher safe, 100%.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I go into the freezer to see if we have one last Margarita from Concentrate Mix.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it’s the freezer.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The walk-in freezer?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, this is the, this is the 30 by 40 walk-in that I have in my, in my, my sub-basement.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I remember.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We have one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s where you keep the cags.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I mix three cans of the water with the one can of the concentrate.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Should have probably been two to one.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I was going to say.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And then I add the tequila and a little triple sec and let it go.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I love that you did the triple sec.

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[SPEAKER_10]: How much tequila for like in can version was there?

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[SPEAKER_10]: One can can tequila.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I want to thank you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Your magic ingredient mixture, I think, would be two cans of water, one can of concentrate once a can of decila, and a splash of triple sec.

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[SPEAKER_12]: About a half a can of triple sec.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, I don’t drink anymore, but I know all the words, and I think that’s about it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I put three cans of water, probably watered it down a little, but not as good.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But.

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[SPEAKER_12]: uh, at this point, it’s in.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s ready to go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m tired because it’s the end of the day.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s about five thirty at this point in the things we had.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It made me makes a little nyanya when it’s starting to freeze, you know, because it’s working a little harder to get together.

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[SPEAKER_13]: How like this?

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[SPEAKER_12]: It makes a little nyanya because the agitator.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, agitator is going.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And then I get the call.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, I’ll be home at 6.30.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m at Bern because she’s got to work out.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I’m like, my shoulders slump.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I sit down.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m like what burn burns a fit a fitness set.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Obviously.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I would know that she’s going to bust ass working all day and then she’s going to go work out.

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[SPEAKER_10]: She’s got to be pretty for her man.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She is a worker.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She is.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I can’t.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I can’t lie about that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And finally, she gets home and she sees my level of excitement.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, and I, and I’ve had about one and a half by the time she gets home.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So I wonder you’re really, I’m really bust.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m really, but and she is, there’s no blowback.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There’s no, it’s a smile.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s that sweet.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s wonderful.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It might go like his, blah, blah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: She’s just saying, we go out onto the patio.

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[SPEAKER_12]: with our margaritas and I we we I have one more and I’m blasted for me for billet not not blasted like stumbling falling down just really buzzed where when I go to bed at our regular early hour I go fast asleep I wake up in the morning.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I look at my empty Margarita glass.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it’s on your nightstand?

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s on, no, it’s on the table next to the couch.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so you didn’t like go to bed with her.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, I look over at her side of the couch.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I see her one Margarita with maybe a tenth of an inch gone.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I realized she didn’t even drink it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I, and suddenly, reality hits me.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That, where how much are we going to use this thing?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I box it up, as soon as Costco opens, I take it back.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Any questions asked at Costco that usually pretty good about ridiculous looking the Fing Box?

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s great.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did you watch it or did you return it?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I watched it and I repackaged it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Which is what everybody should do.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You’re exactly right.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I was a good customer that way.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I even took the slushy cups and the plastic straws that they included with it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And I put them back into because we’d had slushies in those.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did you put anything else in the box?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, you find them.

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[SPEAKER_12]: a little Mike O’Marrow gift to Big Box store.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, what’ll happen is call it, you get a call from Costco and say, thank you for your return and we’re now seeing any signs of colon cancer.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now it means just wait and go back tomorrow and it’ll have an open box version for two hundred bucks.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know they don’t do that at Costco.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s too big.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s not going to be used.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It went a bit when I noted it, she’s not going to drink these.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m not going to drink these.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m not, we’re not going to use it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You can not win the entertain.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There you go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And there it is.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And that’s what I was thinking.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, Jesus.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I’m an idiot.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’m a total idiot, but now if you had kept it and like let’s put you in the mindset of yesterday, happy I just got a Margarita machine mic and start the music for a second.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What you have kept it on like all the time, like the frosty dispensaries of like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like

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[SPEAKER_10]: You can just say, well look what we have here ready to go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Now we’ll go up to the Mia if we want something.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, that’s what we’ll deal with.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And they still offer them in the drive through, right?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s just falls into its clunky.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s big.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It requires a lot of clean up every time you use it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And then I just, you know, a reality hit.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The manic episode was concluded.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, what happened is realizing you had a problem as the first step to being cured.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I appreciate it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, let me get a mixer.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That was your manic episode.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I know that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I get jokes.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Shut up.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We don’t use explosions during tidbits.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, this is a segment that we’re debuting today, and it’s called Washington Blizzard tidbits.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, 20 inches of snow.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All of this will come in handy over the next three days.

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[SPEAKER_12]: If being more carefree on is on your to-do list for 2020, you’re far from alone.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Google says searches for the word

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[SPEAKER_12]: whimsy are at an all-time high.

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[SPEAKER_12]: year of whimsy, whimsy goals and how to add more whimsy to your life.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I suppose I should pronounce it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: whimsy.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I start just a how can I have anal whimsy?

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s just the best for this year.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The definition is behavior that is unusual, playful and unpredictable, rather than having any serious reason or purpose behind it, like the manic episode of buying

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[SPEAKER_12]: probably right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, videos about people like you all got a free drink out of it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And then you got a fact.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s like a bullet.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But that’s time time it with a party.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I should tell you more.

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[SPEAKER_12]: videos about being more whimsical or all over social media.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I haven’t seen any.

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[SPEAKER_12]: A writer for the Huffington Post said whimsy whimsy is already a clear frontrunner for word of the year.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh god, I hope something can beat it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We started the show with Tom Wimsey.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Wimsey.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, it was Wimsey.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Influencers are using it hand in hand with having a more analog lifestyle.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So less time online and more time doing stuff in real life.

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[SPEAKER_12]: One influencer who’s embracing Wimsey said it’s similar to Dilly Dallying.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, a few.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And, you know, I don’t like to swear on the show and that really almost made me did do that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s just as horrible.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, yes.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So basically doing things that are fun, interesting, and new.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Just because we’re not good enough to ourselves in childland America, we’re not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know what, America has found a way to make itself worse.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We’re in that worst time in the history of this nation and you’re 250, we’re the worst time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And what are you going to do to fix it?

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[SPEAKER_10]: You’re going to make things whimsical.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I still feel it with whimsy while the planet’s melting.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Try harder.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Before you left the house this morning, did you burp it?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I did not.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The term house burping is also trending.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It is something you’ve probably done before.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Rob did it probably twice during the show already.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I have.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It just didn’t have a fun name yet.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s when you open your doors and windows where you can’t do that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Now with a winter storm coming.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, our burp would be much too cold.

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[SPEAKER_12]: you’ll let the stale air out fresh air in we do that down here when we get perfect aperture.

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[SPEAKER_12]: House burping is a little more intentional though and something you do regularly even in winter, well they say you should do it in winter.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Open the windows and burp your house.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, you know, I will occasionally burp the house.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We don’t have an exhaust fan in our kitchen because we got a different stove and it didn’t allow for it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And we’ve been okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, we don’t burn stuff, so we’re okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But occasionally, if you want to clear it out, we have two windows we open, one in the front of the house, one in the back, and it causes a nice, it’s not really a burp, really, though.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s a few of us ventilation.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Have you been able to live without your regular Wednesday meal?

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[SPEAKER_12]: which is what I forget smoked trout uh… Germans have a uh… have had a term for it for a while in germany uh… burping the house is called luftin

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[SPEAKER_11]: luftin uh… or airing out in order to uh… ventilate but like the lift whaffa airing out sounds way better than a helper it really does uh… russian crow in uh… guring the event super chat sound effect i do because over on the tma store we got a twenty five dollar donation from dirt

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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, thank you, Dirk.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, no need any more.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s gone.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Appreciate that, Dirk.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It wasn’t like the gas to get the Costco was free.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, that’s true.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_12]: A lot of drive.

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[SPEAKER_12]: But I did pick up some shrimp.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The annual Goop Valentine’s Day gift prize.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You could make a shrimp smoothie.

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[SPEAKER_12]: No, I just had the cocktail.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, the kind of having the back of the store next week.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, you can’t be it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You can’t be it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The annual group that’s going at Paltrow’s company, their Valentine’s Day gift guide is here and is usual includes a wide variety of vibrators including one you wear around your neck It’s called the Vesper Mini.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I have I have audio of it, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s not video, but here’s the Vesper Mini

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it takes a while to get going.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that’s not the menu, that’s the full size.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now, this is the menu.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Still does whimsy.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, here we go.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Try that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s 2.75 inches long has variable speeds, and it’s waterproof.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And if you feel like taking things to the next level, I don’t kick it into turbo mode.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, dear.

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[SPEAKER_12]: uh… the price for the pleasure in this case is uh… a reasonable one hundred sixty five dollars we have a picture of mine and i still can uh… ok yeah you know what i would say is context i have something like that to carry my nitro pills

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[SPEAKER_12]: uh… just one thing it’s for external use only it’s not meant to be in it’s sure and i’m sure everyone’s gonna obey that for uh… his and hers action there’s also something called the hug it wraps around him but it stimulates both of you at the same time for just seventy nine dollars all horny when it

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[SPEAKER_12]: yeah we go uh ladies if you really want him to have a valentine stay he’ll never forget you can throw down ten thousand dollars to design your own lingerie that price gets you a session with an actual designer and together you uh come up with your own three piece collection boy that’s generous isn’t it it really is

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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, it’s nice and see through and you know what you don’t you don’t always need it you don’t it’s just like you don’t need a slushy machine exact William Schatter.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We got duped He went viral the other day for eating cereal behind the wheel.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It was a Promotion for a Super Bowl ad.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s what it was.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve got to take and we all did

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[SPEAKER_10]: I feel like a rub, I should have called that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I really should have.

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[SPEAKER_12]: You’re usually on it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He took a few publicity photos at different locations, including behind the wheel.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Shattner says the actual commercial will be him inside a spaceship.

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[SPEAKER_10]: On a spaceship?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_12]: God bless.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He’s in his 90s.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And here are a few other Super Bowl commercials that we can expect to see.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you Mike because we’re in that weird time now where they’re previewing what we have to see and that’s no good The conversation for the commercials post Malone shangles

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[SPEAKER_10]: I enjoy the rapper as soon as possible, Rocky.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Have you ever been delayed while I have, while waiting for a plane to go through the de-icing?

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[SPEAKER_12]: I think we’ve all probably worked with that.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it’s no fun.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It probably wasn’t as bad as this, a Delta Airlines plane had to return to the gate on Sunday after de-icing fluids leaked through the exterior of the plane as soaked one past

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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh no, and it was at our favorite airport, LaGuardia.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s a great one.

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[SPEAKER_12]: In New York, the passenger told the flight crew that the plane was leaking, and the pilot asked to go back to the gate.

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[SPEAKER_12]: He told her traffic, the passenger was okay, but they might need a new pair of pants.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Delta.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, Joel.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Delta says that the icing fluids are not hazardous, and the fluid leaks are very rare.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They went back to the gate and swapped the plane out.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They had to get a new plane.

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[SPEAKER_12]: So that maintenance could double-checked that there wasn’t a problem with the fuselage.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The flight took off later that day with a different plane, three hours late.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The soaked passenger did leave with that plane.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s unclear if they got new pants, but the good news is the passenger got soaked.

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[SPEAKER_12]: We’ll never be cold again.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s excellent.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think the only thing like that for me is I think it was flying to Iowa.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We had a flight attendant who was leaking.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I had to remove her.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That was kind of fun though.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And finally, today, the authorities and upstate New York are currently searching for a man who skipped a court appearance earlier this week.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They looked at the tracking data from his GPS ankle monitor and realized he’d apparently cut it off and affixed it to a dog.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The future is named Lamont.

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[SPEAKER_12]: homes and he was supposed to be in court for a hearing on weapons charges uh… it sounds like the dog is fine it’s unclear if the dog belongs to Lamont or someone else they also haven’t said if Lamont will be facing additional charges he’s already looking at up to fifteen years behind bars but they haven’t caught him yet all i know is whether they catch him or not he must have really small

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[SPEAKER_10]: That’s the dumbest kicker.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’ve had two months.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’d like to pass a message to Lamont Lamont.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You big dummy Hey, that’s from Sanford.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It was yes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you Mike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I know a lot of you folks think that the principles on this show are nuts Well, yes, they act in crazy now.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That’s what it is.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, the rooster brothers.

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[SPEAKER_12]: And by the way, don’t be fooled, just because the I Heart Josh shirt is listed first, you should still buy a Mike shirt.

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[SPEAKER_12]: or if you’re undecided by all three, they make a great set to say about this show.

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[SPEAKER_12]: They’ve got a great set.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey Mike, nice set.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Nice, really nice set.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The worst home repair.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Rob’s V-Wack is in the middle of it and I think you wanted to cover that on the show today.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, we had a late start today, so I had a chance to get some things done this morning.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I’ve got a car now.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I can go do things and

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[SPEAKER_10]: is there anything worse where all three homeowners?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is there anything worse than trying to fix something that’s under the kitchen sink?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I mean, it’s the worst.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it’s the worst.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it’s the worst.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, especially when you let yourself totally go like you and I have.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, well, I mean, it’s not that bad.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No matter what, it’s hard to get to under there.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but yeah, because you really talk about it.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I’m thinking back to my 30s and 40s.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I was fat enough that I am now, but it was still pain in the ass to get down there.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I put in a dishwasher all my god.

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[SPEAKER_12]: The drink pipe through to underneath the sink.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It was a cluster of what you’ve got is you’ve got two doors that are ground level and there’s a divider between them.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So you don’t have a clean way to get in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You have two half ways to get in.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And then there’s all the cleaning junk that

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[SPEAKER_10]: I pulled out what looked like a Smithsonian exhibition on the history of cleaning goods because everything that carries ever bought has been discarded and put back there.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So I had to take all that out.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We’ve got a big dishwasher of garage supposedly unit.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Our tender’s friend.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think we have it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, I think we do comment.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no comment.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Fantastic or what’s the other one that they have when we’re in fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We’ve been doing it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s not just clean.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_12]: It’s fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_12]: All right, go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So we’ve got all that garbage down there and the huge garbage disposal hanging there and behind the garbage disposal in a mix of bent up and, you know,

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[SPEAKER_10]: is the connector for this guy, the squirter.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s called a side sprayer on a sink.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It is simply a little squircon that comes out of the file.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I don’t like it being called a squirter.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, it’s a sprayer that you can see.

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[SPEAKER_12]: That means, do you have a dated sink?

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[SPEAKER_12]: Because those are really not as common.

56:56.685 –> 57:00.951
[SPEAKER_12]: Now you’ve got a lot of the faucets that have that have them built in.

57:00.931 –> 57:16.172
[SPEAKER_10]: uh… i don’t know how i mean the house is twenty years old it’s a night i mean i think uh… the sink was here before the house amazingly they built the house around the sink so it’s been there so you can put twenty years it’s a great frame for us squarber

57:16.878 –> 57:20.202
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, thank you for the squarter, and that’s a category, by the way.

57:20.662 –> 57:24.186
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, what I should have said 20 o’clock was a long time ago.

57:24.306 –> 57:24.727
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

57:24.747 –> 57:25.067
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

57:25.087 –> 57:25.588
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

57:26.629 –> 57:28.771
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, what I showed you there was the new squarter.

57:29.632 –> 57:34.398
[SPEAKER_10]: This is the one that I had to take out, which means I had to turn the water off in the house.

57:34.698 –> 57:37.541
[SPEAKER_12]: I think I saw that for sale on the, uh, goop, what’s that?

57:37.561 –> 57:37.862
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

57:37.882 –> 57:38.683
[SPEAKER_10]: This is the mint.

57:38.703 –> 57:40.164
[SPEAKER_11]: You had to turn off the house water.

57:40.625 –> 57:43.408
[SPEAKER_11]: You don’t have a little nozzle under the sink to turn it off.

57:43.388 –> 57:53.400
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, there’s a, yeah, but I thought it would be more effective to just kill the main, because you know what, that valve does not involve climbing under their interning.

57:53.841 –> 57:58.807
[SPEAKER_10]: So this was actually an easier thing to do and a little more, a little more going whole, I thought.

57:59.267 –> 58:05.515
[SPEAKER_12]: And so I said, hold on, if you were, if you were down there, though, I wasn’t down there yet.

58:05.495 –> 58:06.136
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you weren’t down.

58:06.376 –> 58:08.360
[SPEAKER_12]: So you decided you’re going to shut the main off.

58:08.380 –> 58:08.500
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

58:08.520 –> 58:09.762
[SPEAKER_12]: You shut the main off.

58:09.782 –> 58:10.082
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

58:10.223 –> 58:11.585
[SPEAKER_12]: The main water valves here at home.

58:11.925 –> 58:17.775
[SPEAKER_12]: Did you do that with the thought that now I won’t have to get underneath and screw with the thing that’s underneath?

58:18.075 –> 58:18.256
[SPEAKER_10]: No.

58:18.296 –> 58:27.891
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s just when I came back from the hardware store, water will spill in a moment, but the leak in the the squirt or mic.

58:27.871 –> 58:29.775
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s up here in the hose.

58:29.875 –> 58:31.217
[SPEAKER_10]: The hose has cracked.

58:31.338 –> 58:32.961
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you can actually see that there.

58:33.422 –> 58:35.826
[SPEAKER_10]: The way it does it has a great run.

58:35.886 –> 58:37.710
[SPEAKER_10]: It really did 20 years.

58:38.271 –> 58:44.944
[SPEAKER_10]: And I realized it was broken because I went to turn on the sink this morning and I said, why am I getting water in my face?

58:45.465 –> 58:49.011
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was actually a pinhole leak just perfectly aimed at what I said.

58:49.031 –> 58:49.913
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, this sucks.

58:49.893 –> 58:56.844
[SPEAKER_10]: But when you turn the faucet off, eventually you lose the pressure to the squirter, the side sprayer, so it’s stopped squirting.

58:57.064 –> 58:58.446
[SPEAKER_12]: So it’s all the side sprayer.

58:58.466 –> 58:59.548
[SPEAKER_12]: Side sprayer.

58:59.648 –> 59:00.730
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s cool.

59:01.771 –> 59:03.193
[SPEAKER_10]: So I went out and I said, you know what?

59:03.213 –> 59:04.015
[SPEAKER_10]: This can’t be hard.

59:04.596 –> 59:10.244
[SPEAKER_10]: And I looked under there and I saw what looked to be like, just a universal, quick connect joint.

59:10.284 –> 59:12.508
[SPEAKER_10]: There was no threaded anything.

59:12.588 –> 59:13.489
[SPEAKER_10]: There was no bolt.

59:13.569 –> 59:15.052
[SPEAKER_10]: It was just something that was a spank.

59:15.172 –> 59:15.652
[SPEAKER_11]: Really joint?

59:15.873 –> 59:16.834
[SPEAKER_10]: It was a spank.

59:16.854 –> 59:17.976
[SPEAKER_10]: He got me joint.

59:17.956 –> 59:24.686
[SPEAKER_11]: It’s one of those like aren’t those attached by like a compression Yeah, yeah, and you just I mean it is.

59:24.746 –> 59:34.160
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s like a garden hose with a little rubber gasket in your chunk So I went to home no yes home depot where everyone can why do you go there?

59:34.180 –> 59:35.222
[SPEAKER_12]: Why don’t you go to the other one?

59:35.202 –> 59:37.925
[SPEAKER_10]: Because, you know what, it’s not just a bit easier.

59:38.025 –> 59:38.966
[SPEAKER_12]: Right, it’s closer.

59:39.307 –> 59:40.388
[SPEAKER_10]: But not much closer.

59:40.608 –> 59:41.269
[SPEAKER_10]: I just went.

59:41.729 –> 59:42.991
[SPEAKER_12]: My much better outfit.

59:43.151 –> 59:47.917
[SPEAKER_10]: So it’s a great outfit, and I’ll be going there as soon as we turn these mics off today.

59:48.157 –> 59:51.120
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah, if that gives you a hint to how to do it.

59:51.140 –> 59:52.582
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah, okay, I guess.

59:52.602 –> 59:58.729
[SPEAKER_10]: So I come home, and I think I’ve got what I needed, because I talked to this guy that looked like,

59:58.709 –> 01:00:03.736
[SPEAKER_10]: And I applaud him for beating homelessness and taking a job at Home Depot.

01:00:04.758 –> 01:00:07.422
[SPEAKER_10]: You won’t get it in the old room and you won’t ever die.

01:00:07.702 –> 01:00:12.509
[SPEAKER_10]: He’s got the dirtiest little Home Depot apron you’ve ever seen in your life.

01:00:12.710 –> 01:00:15.153
[SPEAKER_10]: And I thought that I was pretty smart.

01:00:15.334 –> 01:00:16.135
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought this.

01:00:16.255 –> 01:00:18.338
[SPEAKER_12]: Not for doing any work or anything, it’s lunch.

01:00:18.318 –> 01:00:18.719
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.

01:00:18.919 –> 01:00:19.460
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, God.

01:00:19.620 –> 01:00:20.161
[SPEAKER_10]: It is lunch.

01:00:20.202 –> 01:00:21.203
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s a problem.

01:00:21.223 –> 01:00:22.786
[SPEAKER_12]: But I took a picture out front.

01:00:23.047 –> 01:00:23.909
[SPEAKER_10]: I took a picture.

01:00:23.949 –> 01:00:25.011
[SPEAKER_10]: Two called for that today.

01:00:25.311 –> 01:00:26.954
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone was buying snowflowers.

01:00:27.255 –> 01:00:28.136
[SPEAKER_12]: Of course they were.

01:00:28.377 –> 01:00:29.479
[SPEAKER_10]: Because it’s loud and gony.

01:00:29.499 –> 01:00:34.268
[SPEAKER_10]: So I took an actual photograph of the Spike Lee joint.

01:00:34.248 –> 01:00:52.122
[SPEAKER_10]: And I looked at it and I looked at the nozzle and I looked at it and I think this is right and I went to the guy that is, you know, just out of the whole what is right the connector because it’s, you know,

01:00:52.102 –> 01:00:59.348
[SPEAKER_12]: Exactly and if you don’t get the right one or you’re not sure you’re gonna show it to a dude to help you Well, I was gonna do that regardless.

01:00:59.368 –> 01:01:04.373
[SPEAKER_10]: It was a long time to find him and I showed it to him And I said I need to know if this will work.

01:01:04.773 –> 01:01:20.927
[SPEAKER_10]: I think my faucet is a mowing But I don’t know is it a universal connector or do I need to be worried and he looked at it and he looked at my phone And I was actually pretty impressed he was a little it was a little forward he reached over and

01:01:20.907 –> 01:01:22.390
[SPEAKER_10]: But it largely the picture.

01:01:22.650 –> 01:01:22.951
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

01:01:22.971 –> 01:01:23.452
[SPEAKER_10]: He looked at it.

01:01:23.472 –> 01:01:30.706
[SPEAKER_10]: He said he touched your thigh and then he warmly touched my inner thigh and he said, uh, yeah, that ought to work.

01:01:31.448 –> 01:01:33.512
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, well, do you think it’s the right connect?

01:01:33.532 –> 01:01:34.734
[SPEAKER_10]: He says, well, it’s got to work.

01:01:35.215 –> 01:01:36.438
[SPEAKER_10]: And I said, well, what?

01:01:36.758 –> 01:01:37.820
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, it’s going to work.

01:01:37.860 –> 01:01:40.165
[SPEAKER_10]: He says, and if it doesn’t just bring it back,

01:01:40.145 –> 01:01:45.414
[SPEAKER_10]: And I’m like, well, I don’t say it’s got to work for that’s what I don’t get.

01:01:45.474 –> 01:01:53.948
[SPEAKER_10]: He told me that A, it was going to work and then he said, and if and by if he means when, when it doesn’t work, just bring it back for a refund.

01:01:54.048 –> 01:01:56.953
[SPEAKER_12]: So you have the new side sprayer.

01:01:57.193 –> 01:01:58.054
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, this one.

01:01:58.555 –> 01:02:00.659
[SPEAKER_12]: You got that at the Home Depot also.

01:02:00.919 –> 01:02:01.200
[SPEAKER_12]: I did.

01:02:01.620 –> 01:02:05.106
[SPEAKER_12]: And you’re trying to find the hardware to connect it to your water.

01:02:05.086 –> 01:02:05.406
[SPEAKER_10]: right.

01:02:05.486 –> 01:02:11.552
[SPEAKER_10]: So I get back home and I crawl under the sink, which is just a joy to watch.

01:02:11.572 –> 01:02:17.938
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, you really should see this happening because I feel like I have to take my shoulder out of its socket to get under there.

01:02:18.398 –> 01:02:23.543
[SPEAKER_10]: And I’ve got my vice grips because I can’t pull it by myself because it’s 20 years old.

01:02:23.583 –> 01:02:24.704
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s pretty much fused shut.

01:02:25.084 –> 01:02:29.988
[SPEAKER_10]: So I put the vice grips on it and I pull it down and it comes off cleanly, which is nice.

01:02:30.189 –> 01:02:35.093
[SPEAKER_10]: And this is what the nozzle looks like that I’m trying

01:02:35.073 –> 01:02:36.835
[SPEAKER_12]: And a little gribblees in that.

01:02:36.975 –> 01:02:50.672
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it looks like 20 years of 20 years of un- of un- purified water So then I get up and I’m gonna pull the hose out through the top and it’s stuck and like dammit now What and I Pull the hose up.

01:02:50.752 –> 01:02:57.621
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s already been disconnected from water source and what I found out the weight right There’s a weight there that yanks it down

01:02:57.787 –> 01:03:01.030
[SPEAKER_10]: No, what the problem was, I’d left the vice grips on it.

01:03:01.391 –> 01:03:04.914
[SPEAKER_10]: And I was trying to pull the vice grips up through the sink.

01:03:04.954 –> 01:03:05.675
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s there.

01:03:05.695 –> 01:03:07.237
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s an Omera move right there.

01:03:07.397 –> 01:03:09.078
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s an Omera and heavy man.

01:03:09.118 –> 01:03:10.640
[SPEAKER_10]: It was so stupid.

01:03:10.980 –> 01:03:14.504
[SPEAKER_10]: And so I finally get it all done and I go inside ways.

01:03:15.145 –> 01:03:20.550
[SPEAKER_10]: And I put the PSA mic, the male part to the female part.

01:03:20.770 –> 01:03:21.231
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:03:21.251 –> 01:03:23.473
[SPEAKER_10]: And it ain’t, it ain’t going at all.

01:03:23.453 –> 01:03:26.297
[SPEAKER_10]: And I say, OK, well, they don’t have to say it ain’t going.

01:03:26.317 –> 01:03:28.359
[SPEAKER_12]: See, you talk in something too big.

01:03:28.379 –> 01:03:30.222
[SPEAKER_12]: This way, by the way, with our equipment, too.

01:03:30.242 –> 01:03:32.705
[SPEAKER_12]: You’ll talk in these, but what do you mean it ain’t going?

01:03:32.805 –> 01:03:34.868
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s too big, it’s too big.

01:03:35.068 –> 01:03:35.729
[SPEAKER_10]: It is too big.

01:03:35.749 –> 01:03:45.081
[SPEAKER_10]: It looks like it in theory, it should work, because it is just a straight, fast connect with a washer, a soft rubber washer, but it’s too big.

01:03:45.121 –> 01:03:47.284
[SPEAKER_10]: And I say, uh-huh.

01:03:47.264 –> 01:03:48.686
[SPEAKER_10]: This, it’s got to work.

01:03:48.706 –> 01:03:49.767
[SPEAKER_10]: The guy said it’s got to work.

01:03:50.187 –> 01:03:53.391
[SPEAKER_10]: So I get under there again, and it can’t be made to work.

01:03:53.712 –> 01:03:54.753
[SPEAKER_10]: And then I said, you know what?

01:03:54.913 –> 01:03:57.616
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s what Ron says to himself when he comes out from under the same.

01:03:57.636 –> 01:03:58.497
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, that was pleasant.

01:03:58.537 –> 01:04:00.199
[SPEAKER_07]: Nice to stop by, don’t you think?

01:04:00.219 –> 01:04:01.040
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s so bad.

01:04:01.100 –> 01:04:03.703
[SPEAKER_10]: And I said, maybe the old washer is in there.

01:04:03.763 –> 01:04:07.388
[SPEAKER_10]: So I come out and I get a screwdriver and go back under there.

01:04:07.408 –> 01:04:10.732
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, and I try to scrape out anything that’s in the pipe.

01:04:11.212 –> 01:04:11.953
[SPEAKER_10]: Nothing in there.

01:04:11.973 –> 01:04:13.575
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, maybe, uh,

01:04:13.555 –> 01:04:13.895
[SPEAKER_10]: got it.

01:04:14.516 –> 01:04:18.199
[SPEAKER_10]: I get some olive oil and I put some olive oil on the joint to loop it up.

01:04:18.219 –> 01:04:21.182
[SPEAKER_10]: And it’s still won’t go in because Mike it’s too big.

01:04:21.543 –> 01:04:21.883
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:04:21.903 –> 01:04:27.548
[SPEAKER_10]: And at this point, I’ve got a filthy t-shirt because of all the stupid gribblees that are under there anyway.

01:04:27.849 –> 01:04:30.091
[SPEAKER_10]: And water is splashing to and the olive oil.

01:04:30.151 –> 01:04:31.032
[SPEAKER_10]: I smell great.

01:04:31.152 –> 01:04:42.803
[SPEAKER_10]: Look horrible.

01:04:43.610 –> 01:05:06.512
[SPEAKER_10]: on the do I’m good dude so I get and I’m just I mean I’m essentially now sitting on my kitchen floor with my knees up because I’m frustrated and I look at the clock it’s two fifty and I’m like oh god we’re recording it like three so I just leave everything there so now in my kitchen of here to go up there

01:05:06.492 –> 01:05:09.556
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s that a two with every show today.

01:05:10.358 –> 01:05:12.581
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh god, I got a tape in three.

01:05:12.781 –> 01:05:14.203
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, I’m just saying I’m ran.

01:05:14.283 –> 01:05:30.947
[SPEAKER_10]: I ran out of time I’m glad to do it, but Waterfall absolutely for if I were to turn it on water would go like a jet out of this this coupling so he makes sure you don’t go big pot

01:05:31.940 –> 01:05:37.690
[SPEAKER_10]: I told Carrie and I told Robert, I said, I’m trying to fix something so the water’s up.

01:05:38.190 –> 01:05:40.775
[SPEAKER_10]: I think Carrie’s so excited that I took the initiative.

01:05:41.075 –> 01:05:43.319
[SPEAKER_10]: She put a heart emoji on it.

01:05:43.339 –> 01:05:44.160
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, not better.

01:05:44.180 –> 01:05:46.484
[SPEAKER_10]: We fixed that I was trying to fix it.

01:05:46.785 –> 01:05:47.085
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:05:47.105 –> 01:05:50.611
[SPEAKER_12]: So as soon as we walked up, I should have been able to tell you exactly what you needed.

01:05:50.932 –> 01:05:53.556
[SPEAKER_10]: I know, especially with a full color photograph.

01:05:53.616 –> 01:05:54.758
[SPEAKER_12]: Went to the wrong box store.

01:05:54.738 –> 01:05:58.943
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, well, Mike, you know, color, for me once, shame on me.

01:05:59.163 –> 01:06:00.024
[SPEAKER_10]: I can’t any twice.

01:06:00.325 –> 01:06:00.545
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:06:00.585 –> 01:06:04.650
[SPEAKER_11]: I’ll go to the post for contractors, ace for lows for other people.

01:06:05.150 –> 01:06:05.331
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

01:06:05.371 –> 01:06:06.112
[SPEAKER_11]: That’s how I say.

01:06:06.132 –> 01:06:08.835
[SPEAKER_10]: Asus, the ace is the place with the help for hardware folk.

01:06:08.855 –> 01:06:09.776
[SPEAKER_10]: So maybe I’ll go there.

01:06:09.856 –> 01:06:10.777
[SPEAKER_10]: But it’ll be better.

01:06:10.797 –> 01:06:11.338
[SPEAKER_12]: I’ll be better.

01:06:11.418 –> 01:06:12.099
[SPEAKER_12]: Better than both.

01:06:12.599 –> 01:06:16.604
[SPEAKER_12]: If you want, if you want a guy to really help you go to the, you have an ace close by.

01:06:16.684 –> 01:06:16.804
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:06:16.844 –> 01:06:17.385
[SPEAKER_10]: No, we don’t.

01:06:17.565 –> 01:06:18.226
[SPEAKER_10]: We don’t bummer.

01:06:18.366 –> 01:06:19.027
[SPEAKER_10]: Ace is where it was.

01:06:19.047 –> 01:06:19.708
[SPEAKER_10]: It was burned down.

01:06:19.988 –> 01:06:24.053
[SPEAKER_10]: They actually, Mike, they, it was burned down by people that worked at home.

01:06:24.033 –> 01:06:27.958
[SPEAKER_12]: They have a particular subset of a hardware stores down here, you know what they’re called?

01:06:28.078 –> 01:06:28.439
[SPEAKER_12]: What’s that?

01:06:28.779 –> 01:06:29.761
[SPEAKER_10]: Sunshine!

01:06:29.821 –> 01:06:31.923
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s where I need to go.

01:06:32.244 –> 01:06:33.085
[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.

01:06:33.846 –> 01:06:36.990
[SPEAKER_10]: But that’s what goes on in my house.

01:06:37.010 –> 01:06:41.917
[SPEAKER_10]: And if I never have to climb under another car of sink the rest of my life, it’s too soon.

01:06:41.937 –> 01:06:44.380
[SPEAKER_10]: And I really don’t want to have to call it tomorrow.

01:06:44.480 –> 01:06:46.322
[SPEAKER_12]: I think that’s fantastic.

01:06:46.503 –> 01:06:48.285
[SPEAKER_12]: I, I, good luck and give us an update.

01:06:48.305 –> 01:06:49.326
[SPEAKER_11]: I love what it’s all weeks.

01:06:50.027 –> 01:06:53.652
[SPEAKER_11]: If it’s still weeks, you’re just letting the water drip for the freeze.

01:06:53.632 –> 01:06:56.458
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s exactly what we don’t want anything to bust open.

01:06:56.559 –> 01:06:58.275
[SPEAKER_12]: Do you want to come over here and read the commercial?

01:06:59.116 –> 01:07:00.898
[SPEAKER_12]: All right, you want to do that?

01:07:01.198 –> 01:07:01.839
[SPEAKER_12]: Let me see what it is.

01:07:01.859 –> 01:07:02.680
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that a shake?

01:07:02.700 –> 01:07:04.502
[SPEAKER_12]: Might be a corner where you’re.

01:07:04.522 –> 01:07:05.623
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s Avocado.

01:07:05.823 –> 01:07:07.385
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, all right, right, here we go.

01:07:07.665 –> 01:07:08.306
[SPEAKER_03]: Freshers on.

01:07:08.346 –> 01:07:10.788
[SPEAKER_12]: Now lean in, lean in, so they can see you on the camera.

01:07:10.808 –> 01:07:11.509
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, God’s on.

01:07:11.529 –> 01:07:15.013
[SPEAKER_12]: Lean in, lean in, lean in, lean in, lean in, lean in.

01:07:15.694 –> 01:07:16.835
[SPEAKER_12]: Sorry, the sushi’s gone.

01:07:16.855 –> 01:07:17.315
[SPEAKER_12]: There you go.

01:07:17.656 –> 01:07:19.518
[SPEAKER_12]: All right, you see that, you see the…

01:07:19.538 –> 01:07:20.959
[SPEAKER_12]: I bet he can get into a sink.

01:07:21.019 –> 01:07:21.860
[SPEAKER_10]: No problem.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you start with that.

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01:07:27.386 –> 01:07:28.347
[SPEAKER_03]: I don’t want to laugh.

01:07:28.327 –> 01:07:29.148
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, don’t laugh.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It’s my god son everybody good job.

01:09:20.631 –> 01:09:21.752
[SPEAKER_12]: Were you just coming into watch?

01:09:21.772 –> 01:09:24.757
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that all you were doing or I get the hell out of you I got to do the rest of the show.

01:09:24.797 –> 01:09:25.177
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

01:09:25.558 –> 01:09:27.701
[SPEAKER_12]: There he goes camera followed him.

01:09:27.721 –> 01:09:30.646
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah Now what is it looking forward on hey, there’s this ceiling.

01:09:30.886 –> 01:09:31.988
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m over here now.

01:09:32.749 –> 01:09:35.052
[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, hey I’m over here now.

01:09:35.112 –> 01:09:36.174
[SPEAKER_12]: Let me see if it’s that.

01:09:36.194 –> 01:09:37.176
[SPEAKER_12]: Hi there.

01:09:37.216 –> 01:09:37.716
[SPEAKER_10]: There you go.

01:09:37.736 –> 01:09:38.878
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s a good shot.

01:09:41.762 –> 01:09:43.465
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh Okay, uh there

01:09:43.867 –> 01:09:46.910
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m over hand now, there it is, okay.

01:09:47.191 –> 01:09:47.591
[SPEAKER_12]: Very good.

01:09:47.711 –> 01:09:48.011
[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

01:09:48.031 –> 01:09:49.473
[SPEAKER_12]: I have to press this and do this.

01:09:49.753 –> 01:09:51.255
[SPEAKER_12]: Welcome back to the Michael Maris Show.

01:09:51.275 –> 01:09:51.896
[SPEAKER_12]: We’re not back.

01:09:51.916 –> 01:09:52.797
[SPEAKER_12]: We were never gone.

01:09:53.137 –> 01:09:54.078
[SPEAKER_12]: So that’s it.

01:09:54.518 –> 01:09:55.399
[SPEAKER_12]: Be aware of that.

01:09:55.419 –> 01:09:56.280
[SPEAKER_12]: Don’t be defensive.

01:09:56.520 –> 01:09:58.443
[SPEAKER_12]: I’ve told this story about my story.

01:09:58.723 –> 01:10:04.309
[SPEAKER_12]: I’ve told this story about my neighbor across the street and the fact that we’ve had our little run-ins back and forth.

01:10:04.689 –> 01:10:06.291
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it was a million years ago.

01:10:06.311 –> 01:10:07.112
[SPEAKER_12]: It was a long time ago.

01:10:07.392 –> 01:10:10.195
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m somebody that is a huge believer in

01:10:10.175 –> 01:10:10.916
[SPEAKER_12]: Murder.

01:10:11.216 –> 01:10:11.617
[SPEAKER_12]: Crouches.

01:10:13.099 –> 01:10:14.721
[SPEAKER_12]: Shut up, both of you, please.

01:10:15.622 –> 01:10:16.263
[SPEAKER_12]: I am a book.

01:10:18.126 –> 01:10:20.509
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, you’ve got to set your camera.

01:10:20.529 –> 01:10:21.571
[SPEAKER_10]: We’ve come this before.

01:10:21.591 –> 01:10:23.814
[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t know how to turn the goddamn thing off.

01:10:24.114 –> 01:10:24.895
[SPEAKER_12]: I never have.

01:10:25.176 –> 01:10:25.436
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s funny.

01:10:25.556 –> 01:10:26.417
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s funny.

01:10:26.898 –> 01:10:27.599
[SPEAKER_11]: We’ve got it all.

01:10:27.619 –> 01:10:28.460
[SPEAKER_11]: We’ve been through this.

01:10:28.540 –> 01:10:29.682
[SPEAKER_12]: I know 20 different times.

01:10:29.702 –> 01:10:30.222
[SPEAKER_12]: You know why?

01:10:30.483 –> 01:10:33.487
[SPEAKER_12]: Because every day I come in here, I got to reset the whole thing.

01:10:33.607 –> 01:10:34.488
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s the problem.

01:10:34.949 –> 01:10:37.212
[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe you need a new squirter.

01:10:37.192 –> 01:10:37.753
[SPEAKER_12]: I do.

01:10:37.894 –> 01:10:54.930
[SPEAKER_12]: I’ll ask the guy at the home depot, so last night in between, probably right before Carl was getting home somewhere along that Michael always wants to throw, always wants to throw a baseball.

01:10:54.910 –> 01:10:56.653
[SPEAKER_12]: I go out there and he’s pitching.

01:10:56.994 –> 01:10:59.679
[SPEAKER_12]: He’s going to be pitching a lot for his various teams.

01:10:59.819 –> 01:11:07.774
[SPEAKER_12]: And so we actually walk off the, I think it’s 47, 46 feet Josh from the mound to the catcher in major.

01:11:07.794 –> 01:11:07.894
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

01:11:07.914 –> 01:11:09.938
[SPEAKER_12]: And so he goes out with Mark it off.

01:11:09.998 –> 01:11:13.585
[SPEAKER_12]: And then he’s just throwing, throwing some easy stuff and some curved balls.

01:11:13.665 –> 01:11:16.851
[SPEAKER_12]: And the lady comes across the street.

01:11:16.831 –> 01:11:25.439
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m catching and and she’s getting her mail and she’s walking down the driveway and I just turn and say hello Just like that.

01:11:25.499 –> 01:11:33.706
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s the way I said I because I’ve already I mean, it’s been a long time and I’ve yeah I say hi now regularly and Is it usually well received?

01:11:33.746 –> 01:11:35.388
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean we haven’t heard about this.

01:11:35.408 –> 01:11:46.838
[SPEAKER_12]: I get away, but there’s no interaction because we haven’t heard about this Neighbors since you had the big throw down very very little interaction and she looks at me and she says I was talking to my husband and He’s gonna be a superstar

01:11:46.818 –> 01:11:48.480
[SPEAKER_12]: And it was the sweetest thing.

01:11:48.680 –> 01:11:52.424
[SPEAKER_12]: It was the sweetest little thing to went back into her house and I’m like, you know what?

01:11:52.484 –> 01:11:56.328
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s why you don’t linger on crap that doesn’t matter.

01:11:56.368 –> 01:12:00.893
[SPEAKER_12]: You move forward and you do that and I felt so good about that and it’s nice.

01:12:00.913 –> 01:12:04.797
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, that’s it is nice and that isn’t nice and nice way to be once in a while.

01:12:04.817 –> 01:12:08.822
[SPEAKER_10]: The best way now I know our husband is at home because Timothy Bufffield is in custody.

01:12:09.722 –> 01:12:10.243
[SPEAKER_12]: But okay, stop it.

01:12:10.223 –> 01:12:10.844
[SPEAKER_12]: there we go.

01:12:11.366 –> 01:12:11.987
[SPEAKER_12]: You’re evil.

01:12:12.187 –> 01:12:13.731
[SPEAKER_12]: You’re an evil person.

01:12:13.771 –> 01:12:22.831
[SPEAKER_12]: But no, it was just a very, very, very cool nice experience and I thought it was sweet and she went back into the house speaking of houses.

01:12:23.252 –> 01:12:24.675
[SPEAKER_12]: I wanted to ask you gentlemen about this.

01:12:24.795 –> 01:12:25.296
[SPEAKER_12]: I was thinking about it.

01:12:25.276 –> 01:12:40.714
[SPEAKER_12]: about this, I’m always online looking at different houses down here, looking at different neighborhoods around the country, when Michael gets out of high school, Carl and I are probably going to downsize and we’d like some place that’s maybe in Florida, maybe some worse, but I’m always looking at houses.

01:12:41.255 –> 01:12:44.319
[SPEAKER_12]: And I wanted to ask you, I have mine that’s pretty locked in.

01:12:44.619 –> 01:12:46.221
[SPEAKER_12]: What is the one thing?

01:12:46.201 –> 01:12:47.703
[SPEAKER_12]: And it’s got to be one only one.

01:12:47.743 –> 01:12:52.169
[SPEAKER_12]: The one thing about your house that you would change that you would change.

01:12:52.249 –> 01:12:57.095
[SPEAKER_10]: I’ve got it right away and I love my house and I think the size of my house is great and I’d love to lay out of it.

01:12:57.656 –> 01:12:59.378
[SPEAKER_10]: But I wish it wasn’t a townhouse.

01:12:59.759 –> 01:13:01.281
[SPEAKER_10]: I wish it was a free standing house.

01:13:01.621 –> 01:13:01.901
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:13:02.122 –> 01:13:02.402
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

01:13:02.422 –> 01:13:10.032
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s not much, but I mean, you know, there’s no, I said the idea stage level wheel chair ramp.

01:13:10.012 –> 01:13:30.737
[SPEAKER_10]: just like James Garner said you heard everything I said I never said no stairs uh… no it’s the exact same house just not connected to another do you hear neighbors no but i have been lived in townhouses where you do i have never heard a neighbor i pray they don’t know they don’t hear that they went about what i had about home i would hear the neighbors

01:13:31.072 –> 01:13:39.282
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I heard I didn’t hear a dialogue, but I would hear Yeah, that’s when you live next to Josh.

01:13:39.682 –> 01:14:01.028
[SPEAKER_12]: Now that was when I was in the Doville down in Atlantic City and Paul and I were in the sharing Two twin friends and and we woke up to the sound of people getting a little Amaris I know I know already what Josh would do he would add a chapel Well, I’ve already got that No, mine’s an easy answer is I don’t

01:14:01.683 –> 01:14:03.487
[SPEAKER_11]: I don’t completely hate your ways.

01:14:04.089 –> 01:14:06.876
[SPEAKER_11]: I just hate the location of my home in my neighborhood.

01:14:07.558 –> 01:14:11.828
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, when I turn into my neighborhood, it is seven minutes until I get to my house.

01:14:12.196 –> 01:14:15.202
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that’s way too long with drive in the neighborhood.

01:14:15.502 –> 01:14:16.704
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that is a lot.

01:14:16.725 –> 01:14:17.346
[SPEAKER_11]: That’s a lot.

01:14:17.366 –> 01:14:19.450
[SPEAKER_11]: That’s a big sprawling neighborhood, right?

01:14:19.470 –> 01:14:19.830
[SPEAKER_11]: That is.

01:14:20.071 –> 01:14:20.331
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

01:14:20.892 –> 01:14:25.000
[SPEAKER_11]: So I want to place that where I’m not at the back of the neighborhood.

01:14:25.441 –> 01:14:26.583
[SPEAKER_12]: Most is a gate.

01:14:26.603 –> 01:14:30.330
[SPEAKER_12]: Mine is also a location based when I was in my smaller home.

01:14:30.390 –> 01:14:34.558
[SPEAKER_12]: Before I moved into this home, I had a, you know, I think.

01:14:34.538 –> 01:14:35.442
[SPEAKER_12]: Were you there, Rob?

01:14:35.462 –> 01:14:36.688
[SPEAKER_12]: Were you ever there in that house?

01:14:36.768 –> 01:14:39.701
[SPEAKER_12]: The smaller house, the one before I owned this one.

01:14:39.721 –> 01:14:40.223
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you were.

01:14:40.444 –> 01:14:43.317
[SPEAKER_10]: I went down there and knocked, but you wouldn’t let me in.

01:14:44.258 –> 01:14:46.040
[SPEAKER_12]: I had the prettiest little view.

01:14:46.561 –> 01:14:50.106
[SPEAKER_12]: I had the little lake view and a golf course fairway right in the bathroom.

01:14:50.126 –> 01:14:50.667
[SPEAKER_10]: I never know.

01:14:50.687 –> 01:14:51.688
[SPEAKER_10]: I never did go to that house.

01:14:51.708 –> 01:14:54.092
[SPEAKER_12]: And it was the morning sun that I got.

01:14:54.352 –> 01:14:55.133
[SPEAKER_10]: And that’s great.

01:14:55.273 –> 01:14:55.754
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s great.

01:14:55.774 –> 01:14:56.275
[SPEAKER_12]: The greatest.

01:14:56.535 –> 01:14:57.296
[SPEAKER_12]: I don’t have that.

01:14:57.717 –> 01:15:02.003
[SPEAKER_12]: I jam up to like a security wall that’s it’s pretty.

01:15:02.263 –> 01:15:03.104
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s decorated.

01:15:03.164 –> 01:15:04.446
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s got landscaping on it.

01:15:04.466 –> 01:15:08.172
[SPEAKER_12]: But it’s still there’s no long long long vista.

01:15:08.632 –> 01:15:09.253
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

01:15:09.908 –> 01:15:11.831
[SPEAKER_12]: If I can’t get that the next play.

01:15:11.891 –> 01:15:13.093
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m not moving to the next play.

01:15:13.234 –> 01:15:14.576
[SPEAKER_12]: I have to have that.

01:15:14.596 –> 01:15:22.069
[SPEAKER_12]: I have to be able to what what are you giggling Oh, no, what are they doing next place might be under ground Focus in the cherry on a hill.

01:15:22.329 –> 01:15:22.650
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

01:15:22.670 –> 01:15:34.971
[SPEAKER_11]: That’s great views Well, that’s why our next place is we keep looking at the mountains because I thought we wanted to view I do I view is that you realize I do guys want every all I want is a squirter

01:15:36.605 –> 01:15:37.266
[SPEAKER_12]: Good luck.

01:15:37.286 –> 01:15:37.947
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

01:15:38.267 –> 01:15:39.528
[SPEAKER_12]: Hope I do well with that.

01:15:39.548 –> 01:15:40.049
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s what I want.

01:15:40.069 –> 01:15:43.893
[SPEAKER_12]: I want to be able to look out the window, and especially in the morning, Carlos really particular about that.

01:15:44.294 –> 01:15:46.937
[SPEAKER_12]: Here’s a little trick for Floridians down there.

01:15:46.957 –> 01:15:50.521
[SPEAKER_12]: They’re all going to try to sell you the sunset.

01:15:51.182 –> 01:15:52.343
[SPEAKER_12]: Don’t fall for it.

01:15:52.483 –> 01:15:56.408
[SPEAKER_12]: The better, better option is getting the morning sun, because we’re going to get the morning sun.

01:15:56.428 –> 01:15:58.410
[SPEAKER_12]: Your house is cool during the day.

01:15:58.390 –> 01:16:07.225
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, what about, how do you feel about sunset versus sunrise in Maine because the most spectacular sunsets I’ve ever seen are in Maine at your family house?

01:16:07.245 –> 01:16:16.460
[SPEAKER_12]: Different in Maine, different in Maine because, you know, of the temperatures and everything like that, you’re not roasting, you know, and sunrise in Maine in the summertime.

01:16:16.800 –> 01:16:17.922
[SPEAKER_12]: Sun comes up at midnight.

01:16:18.062 –> 01:16:19.905
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s basically when I remember that.

01:16:19.965 –> 01:16:21.107
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that’s good luck with that.

01:16:21.348 –> 01:16:24.393
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01:17:32.218 –> 01:17:37.922
[SPEAKER_10]: I get jokes, mean spirited, hateful jokes, you’re lip-serve.

01:17:38.493 –> 01:17:40.617
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01:18:00.228 –> 01:18:02.952
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01:18:03.012 –> 01:18:04.414
[SPEAKER_12]: He’s really self-generating.

01:18:04.434 –> 01:18:07.018
[SPEAKER_12]: Jerry, I’m Josh, I’ve got to tell you this.

01:18:07.038 –> 01:18:11.084
[SPEAKER_12]: I’ve got a turbo, he’s covering the, he’s been hiding behind his microphone the whole show.

01:18:11.385 –> 01:18:12.025
[SPEAKER_12]: He really has.

01:18:12.066 –> 01:18:13.968
[SPEAKER_12]: Is it, how bad is it just really quick?

01:18:14.369 –> 01:18:14.729
[SPEAKER_12]: How bad?

01:18:15.310 –> 01:18:16.071
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s so bad.

01:18:16.112 –> 01:18:18.395
[SPEAKER_12]: The auto oil doesn’t help.

01:18:18.415 –> 01:18:23.583
[SPEAKER_12]: What’s the, it’s like, you’ve always had that, are you hydrating enough?

01:18:23.603 –> 01:18:24.424
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I’m not.

01:18:24.724 –> 01:18:25.786
[SPEAKER_12]: You’re not drinking enough water?

01:18:26.006 –> 01:18:27.248
[SPEAKER_10]: No, because it turned off.

01:18:28.966 –> 01:18:29.387
[SPEAKER_10]: You win.

01:18:29.748 –> 01:18:30.930
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, way to get off of it.

01:18:30.950 –> 01:18:32.312
[SPEAKER_10]: Here’s the jingle.

01:18:34.697 –> 01:18:35.338
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s an old one.

01:18:35.839 –> 01:18:38.504
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, watch out for the milk thief.

01:18:39.266 –> 01:18:41.210
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, do you fear the milk thief?

01:18:41.230 –> 01:18:41.751
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, sure.

01:18:41.871 –> 01:18:42.132
[SPEAKER_10]: Why not?

01:18:42.152 –> 01:18:42.653
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:18:42.673 –> 01:18:43.093
[SPEAKER_13]: Watch out.

01:18:43.514 –> 01:18:43.835
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

01:18:43.855 –> 01:18:49.045
[SPEAKER_04]: A student has earned the name the milk bandit by some classmates at Coastal Carolina Union.

01:18:49.325 –> 01:18:50.147
[SPEAKER_10]: This lady.

01:18:52.135 –> 01:18:54.718
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, why is she looking like she’s at a bar?

01:18:55.519 –> 01:18:57.642
[SPEAKER_10]: She’s hosting the news from a bar.

01:18:57.662 –> 01:18:59.364
[SPEAKER_12]: A third martini, please.

01:18:59.384 –> 01:19:02.167
[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, I’m Caroline Bayer.

01:19:02.187 –> 01:19:03.188
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a melt bandit.

01:19:03.569 –> 01:19:04.610
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, let’s take one more time.

01:19:04.770 –> 01:19:09.917
[SPEAKER_04]: Officer, say the teenager is accused of breaking into and vandalizing students’ homes.

01:19:10.417 –> 01:19:15.223
[SPEAKER_04]: As Maddie caught a spotty tells us, milk isn’t the only dairy product he’s accused of mishandling.

01:19:15.203 –> 01:19:15.684
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s right.

01:19:15.744 –> 01:19:23.164
[SPEAKER_05]: People who live on quail run in calm and they’re shocked and frustrated after a series of break-ins throughout the neighborhood.

01:19:23.245 –> 01:19:23.686
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:19:23.706 –> 01:19:27.897
[SPEAKER_05]: And when seeing morning students and staff at CCU receive text alerts.

01:19:28.180 –> 01:19:48.197
[SPEAKER_10]: the fun thing about this story is we start with the lady that looks like she’s at the bar and then we get this in the field reporter who’s every bit is lovely yeah you get the guy it’s you know work in the graphics dastardly dairy damage but Mike when you see the actuality you’re gonna see the direction that the talking ads are going okay in this in this story

01:19:48.177 –> 01:19:54.065
[SPEAKER_05]: police presence on campus in respond to a series of break-ins at a neighborhood across from campus.

01:19:54.546 –> 01:20:02.717
[SPEAKER_05]: Report State, 19-year-old Alec R. Nellow entered multiple homes in one case, port K. So on the TV, and over furniture.

01:20:03.037 –> 01:20:06.622
[SPEAKER_05]: K. So you student Brian Rose’s house was among those who were friends.

01:20:06.942 –> 01:20:11.408
[SPEAKER_05]: And while he didn’t see what happened, he was in the home at the time of the break-in.

01:20:11.649 –> 01:20:14.232
[SPEAKER_06]: I hear a, I hear the door go boom!

01:20:14.633 –> 01:20:15.754
[SPEAKER_06]: I know what’s that!

01:20:15.869 –> 01:20:18.712
[SPEAKER_06]: because I thought it was my buddy J.P. Coming home from the bar.

01:20:20.333 –> 01:20:20.394
[SPEAKER_06]: No.

01:20:20.414 –> 01:20:21.254
[SPEAKER_06]: It was the milk fan.

01:20:21.535 –> 01:20:22.436
[SPEAKER_06]: It was the milk fan, did.

01:20:23.336 –> 01:20:25.979
[SPEAKER_06]: And I didn’t think anything of it.

01:20:26.560 –> 01:20:28.041
[SPEAKER_06]: Went to the bathroom, went back to bed.

01:20:29.062 –> 01:20:31.024
[SPEAKER_06]: Walk up the next morning, milk everywhere.

01:20:31.064 –> 01:20:31.785
[SPEAKER_06]: On the floor.

01:20:32.345 –> 01:20:32.786
[SPEAKER_06]: Everywhere.

01:20:33.487 –> 01:20:35.549
[SPEAKER_12]: Can you imagine the great guy?

01:20:35.829 –> 01:20:37.911
[SPEAKER_12]: Can you imagine the producer that’s the back guy?

01:20:37.931 –> 01:20:40.774
[SPEAKER_12]: What a great actuality that is from that dude, right?

01:20:40.794 –> 01:20:44.037
[SPEAKER_10]: And I can’t believe the milk fan did was able to outwit him.

01:20:44.202 –> 01:20:45.924
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m pissed off at the world.

01:20:45.944 –> 01:20:47.866
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m going to board case on the TV.

01:20:48.127 –> 01:20:50.650
[SPEAKER_11]: I assumed it was JP coming back from the bar.

01:20:51.150 –> 01:20:54.655
[SPEAKER_11]: If you can’t fix this thing, just spill milk everywhere and blame the bandit.

01:20:55.055 –> 01:20:56.397
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, it’s delicious.

01:20:56.517 –> 01:20:57.398
[SPEAKER_10]: I called milk.

01:20:57.558 –> 01:20:58.820
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, Mike.

01:20:59.140 –> 01:21:00.902
[SPEAKER_10]: Also, you know it goes good with milk.

01:21:00.982 –> 01:21:01.803
[SPEAKER_10]: Is Oreo cookies?

01:21:01.843 –> 01:21:02.764
[SPEAKER_10]: Don’t you love Oreos?

01:21:03.145 –> 01:21:03.525
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.

01:21:03.545 –> 01:21:04.246
[SPEAKER_12]: Who doesn’t like Oreo?

01:21:04.266 –> 01:21:06.689
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, hydrox are great, but you can’t find them.

01:21:06.949 –> 01:21:07.510
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.

01:21:07.945 –> 01:21:11.509
[SPEAKER_10]: I was shocked at the ingredient list for Oreo cookies.

01:21:11.650 –> 01:21:14.433
[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to have them, maybe you should watch this.

01:21:14.453 –> 01:21:16.516
[SPEAKER_01]: Now to make Oreos from scratch, exactly?

01:21:16.796 –> 01:21:19.199
[SPEAKER_01]: At first, we’re going to head glyphosate.

01:21:19.299 –> 01:21:23.925
[SPEAKER_01]: As synthetic herbicide that we’re going to spray on the wheat, the soy, the corn, and even the cocoa powder.

01:21:23.945 –> 01:21:27.810
[SPEAKER_01]: Then we’re going to take this petroleum byproduct, guayacol, and run it through.

01:21:27.830 –> 01:21:34.138
[SPEAKER_01]: Lyoxylic acid, oxidation, decarboxylation, and just like that, we made artificial vanilla flavor.

01:21:34.118 –> 01:21:43.873
[SPEAKER_01]: Now to make our Oreo cream, we’re gonna crush some soybeans, wash the mash with a hexane, a petroleum derived solvent, heat it with a splash of water and skim off the gummy middle layer.

01:21:43.893 –> 01:21:46.978
[SPEAKER_01]: And that’s our soy lecer thing, basically, to help make it small.

01:21:47.018 –> 01:21:53.809
[SPEAKER_01]: Now we’re not done with this, whatever that is, we’re gonna fill the refined, the odorizing bleach, and we just made soy bean oil.

01:21:53.829 –> 01:22:02.202
[SPEAKER_01]: Then we’re gonna add sugar, palm oil, soy lecer tin, artificial vanilla flavor, and I fructose corn syrup that’s great as a chip, sweetener, but not so great for your leave.

01:22:02.182 –> 01:22:05.627
[SPEAKER_01]: Give it a good whisk, fluff it up, and we just made our Oreo cream.

01:22:05.647 –> 01:22:11.396
[SPEAKER_01]: Now to make our cookie, we’ll be in the oven, remove the ass, get a touch of potassium carbonate and black.

01:22:11.416 –> 01:22:23.814
[SPEAKER_01]: Then we’re going to add sugar, palm oil, baking soda, artificial vanilla flavor, flour, synthetic vitamins, splash of water, give it all a good mix, let them shape into cookies, and in the oven at 375 for 20 minutes.

01:22:23.834 –> 01:22:25.797
[SPEAKER_01]: Put it all together, and that’s Oreos.

01:22:26.077 –> 01:22:28.060
[SPEAKER_01]: Send this to your friends who are addicted to Oreos.

01:22:28.120 –> 01:22:29.843
[SPEAKER_01]: And let me know, would you eat this crab?

01:22:29.823 –> 01:22:32.088
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that’s disgusting.

01:22:32.870 –> 01:22:33.531
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.

01:22:33.812 –> 01:22:35.937
[SPEAKER_12]: That’s one of the finest I’ve ever seen.

01:22:35.977 –> 01:22:39.004
[SPEAKER_10]: If you have it with whole milk, it’s really bad for me.

01:22:39.024 –> 01:22:40.106
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you believe that?

01:22:40.347 –> 01:22:40.587
[SPEAKER_10]: Really?

01:22:40.607 –> 01:22:41.830
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I can’t honestly.

01:22:41.990 –> 01:22:42.472
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m good.

01:22:42.492 –> 01:22:43.734
[SPEAKER_12]: I please send me that link.

01:22:43.754 –> 01:22:44.997
[SPEAKER_12]: I want to subscribe to that guy.

01:22:45.158 –> 01:22:45.518
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:22:45.558 –> 01:22:46.440
[SPEAKER_12]: Fantastic.

01:22:46.460 –> 01:22:47.062
[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.

01:22:47.082 –> 01:22:49.367
[SPEAKER_12]: Our pain needs to reach out to him.

01:22:49.347 –> 01:23:13.498
[SPEAKER_10]: So there is an influencer and under the name Romeo’s show and Romeo’s show put out what they thought would be a great jingle for Dr. Pepper and amazingly it went viral.

01:23:16.313 –> 01:23:17.717
[SPEAKER_10]: That’s it now.

01:23:18.038 –> 01:23:26.222
[SPEAKER_10]: Who do you think Mike would be a great person to see that video, but the people a lazy advertising executive the people at Dr. Pap

01:23:38.521 –> 01:23:46.312
[SPEAKER_10]: Good for her, I don’t know if she got paid or not, but it did use her voice, though, in the thing.

01:23:46.372 –> 01:23:46.773
[SPEAKER_10]: So it’s good.

01:23:48.135 –> 01:23:49.297
[SPEAKER_10]: But you’re anti-doctor pepper.

01:23:49.697 –> 01:23:51.440
[SPEAKER_12]: I think Josh will probably like he has more.

01:23:51.520 –> 01:23:52.541
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:52.662 –> 01:23:53.703
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:53.723 –> 01:23:54.705
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:54.805 –> 01:23:55.606
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:55.746 –> 01:23:57.028
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:57.509 –> 01:23:57.849
[SPEAKER_10]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:57.869 –> 01:23:58.310
[SPEAKER_10]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:58.330 –> 01:23:58.991
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:23:59.011 –> 01:24:00.112
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:00.132 –> 01:24:00.954
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:01.034 –> 01:24:01.274
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:01.294 –> 01:24:02.135
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:02.476 –> 01:24:03.097
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:03.357 –> 01:24:04.339
[SPEAKER_12]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:04.539 –> 01:24:05.520
[SPEAKER_10]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:05.641 –> 01:24:06.422
[SPEAKER_10]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:06.482 –> 01:24:07.363
[SPEAKER_10]: I’m a tiger.

01:24:07.343 –> 01:24:09.908
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I wish it was used for your, you know, Oreo cookies.

01:24:10.228 –> 01:24:11.290
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that’s true.

01:24:11.310 –> 01:24:12.893
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, let’s close with this.

01:24:13.234 –> 01:24:16.680
[SPEAKER_11]: I’m pro Dr. Pepper now because they paid that girl $2 million.

01:24:16.720 –> 01:24:19.906
[SPEAKER_11]: Did they really?

01:24:19.926 –> 01:24:20.246
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, all right.

01:24:20.667 –> 01:24:23.031
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so put your stupid jingles on the internet.

01:24:23.051 –> 01:24:24.574
[SPEAKER_11]: I’m, uh, I’m pro Oreo.

01:24:25.255 –> 01:24:30.685
[SPEAKER_11]: And then that’s not going to get you $2 million.

01:24:30.833 –> 01:24:32.360
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I don’t cap it 1.5.

01:24:32.380 –> 01:24:34.772
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, real baby.

01:24:35.535 –> 01:24:36.219
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s good.

01:24:36.420 –> 01:24:36.902
[SPEAKER_10]: It’s good.

01:24:36.922 –> 01:24:38.228
[SPEAKER_12]: It’s good.

01:24:42.005 –> 01:24:47.734
[SPEAKER_10]: I know you’re pro Oreo now, but also you’ve for years been pro-partent.

01:24:47.754 –> 01:24:48.715
[SPEAKER_10]: Dolly important.

01:24:48.735 –> 01:24:50.097
[SPEAKER_10]: And she turned 80 this week.

01:24:50.358 –> 01:24:50.818
[SPEAKER_10]: Got the thought.

01:24:50.838 –> 01:24:51.479
[SPEAKER_12]: I had the pleasure.

01:24:51.539 –> 01:24:56.186
[SPEAKER_12]: Many, many moons ago of interviewing Dolly Parton and she could not have been nicer.

01:24:56.367 –> 01:24:58.450
[SPEAKER_10]: But understand she knows what she’s doing.

01:24:58.510 –> 01:25:00.212
[SPEAKER_10]: See if you can and we’re going to close with this.

01:25:00.292 –> 01:25:02.055
[SPEAKER_10]: But see if you can pick out

01:25:02.035 –> 01:25:04.058
[SPEAKER_10]: What about this video bothered me?

01:25:04.739 –> 01:25:14.994
[SPEAKER_10]: The story behind it, Dolly put it up on her Instagram, is that Bono from you too, that Irish rock band sent her a bagpiper for her birthday and a cake.

01:25:15.395 –> 01:25:15.775
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

01:25:16.216 –> 01:25:17.558
[SPEAKER_10]: And here’s how it plays out.

01:25:17.718 –> 01:25:20.803
[SPEAKER_10]: What bothers you about this video?

01:25:20.823 –> 01:25:25.009
[SPEAKER_10]: And by the way, is there anything better than the initial sound of a bagpipe starting?

01:25:25.250 –> 01:25:26.712
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it is just sort of wheezing.

01:25:26.852 –> 01:25:27.553
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, little tough.

01:25:47.783 –> 01:25:49.187
[SPEAKER_10]: Trigger the guy next to her.

01:25:49.989 –> 01:25:50.290
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

01:25:51.754 –> 01:25:52.135
[SPEAKER_07]: I know.

01:25:52.156 –> 01:25:53.941
[SPEAKER_07]: This is from Bob.

01:25:57.772 –> 01:25:58.293
[SPEAKER_02]: Look.

01:25:58.313 –> 01:25:58.614
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

01:25:58.634 –> 01:26:00.058
[SPEAKER_02]: I’ll do it.

01:26:00.078 –> 01:26:01.422
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, sir.

01:26:02.060 –> 01:26:09.698
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you notice that when she was presented with the cake, when it said love bono, it was to the camera, not to her?

01:26:10.399 –> 01:26:15.972
[SPEAKER_10]: When you give someone a birthday cake, don’t you want them to read the writing and not the social media people?

01:26:16.413 –> 01:26:18.658
[SPEAKER_11]: But the camera started in the hallway, too.

01:26:19.260 –> 01:26:21.064
[SPEAKER_11]: So it was a all set up for camera.

01:26:21.162 –> 01:26:25.449
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, absolutely, but I mean, the very fact that she’s going to say what a surprise.

01:26:25.690 –> 01:26:26.851
[SPEAKER_10]: This was no surprise.

01:26:27.232 –> 01:26:28.775
[SPEAKER_10]: This was no boating accident.

01:26:28.795 –> 01:26:31.038
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you got to give her a little bit of luck.

01:26:31.058 –> 01:26:32.902
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, the cake was made out of what’s that.

01:26:33.222 –> 01:26:37.990
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, I was out of here.

01:26:39.421 –> 01:26:41.787
[SPEAKER_12]: I’ll remember that all weekend long.

01:26:41.847 –> 01:26:52.131
[SPEAKER_12]: I swear to God There will not be an Oreo in this house ever again based on that video that guy has to go viral viral viral You gotta put that everywhere in my humble.

01:26:52.151 –> 01:26:57.143
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what would be great is if you got those homemade Oreos and put them in your ninja

01:26:57.123 –> 01:27:15.942
[SPEAKER_12]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

01:27:15.922 –> 01:27:16.523
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

01:27:16.583 –> 01:27:17.605
[SPEAKER_12]: Michael got it for Christmas.

01:27:17.745 –> 01:27:18.146
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh dear.

01:27:18.286 –> 01:27:20.770
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I know you had no room for the for the Stevie.

01:27:21.150 –> 01:27:22.573
[SPEAKER_12]: Only one ninja product at a time.

01:27:22.633 –> 01:27:28.723
[SPEAKER_12]: We will be back with a bonus show tomorrow and have a great weekend to everybody for Joshua Roca and Rob’s P-Wack.

01:27:28.743 –> 01:27:30.866
[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Maris saying so long every body.

01:27:30.886 –> 01:27:31.948
[SPEAKER_10]: We had to forget something.

01:27:32.008 –> 01:27:32.889
[SPEAKER_10]: We wouldn’t be plumbers.

01:27:33.010 –> 01:27:33.831
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?

01:27:33.851 –> 01:27:35.774
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maris bonus show.

01:27:36.195 –> 01:27:37.978
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Maris Show.

01:27:38.278 –> 01:27:40.782
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.

01:27:43.883 –> 01:27:45.926
[SPEAKER_09]: Right, 41 now.

01:27:45.946 –> 01:27:49.030
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, I’ll be able to do that later.

01:27:49.511 –> 01:27:50.673
[SPEAKER_07]: What the hell’s going on here?

01:27:51.073 –> 01:27:52.676
[SPEAKER_07]: Just thought that we were almost finished.

01:27:52.696 –> 01:27:52.976
[SPEAKER_07]: Good.

01:27:53.317 –> 01:27:54.358
[SPEAKER_07]: Golly Miss Molly.

01:27:54.879 –> 01:28:05.875
[SPEAKER_09]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha