It’s birthday day! Today, we have a lesson in Helium, we love on Jurassic Park, and Mike hates printers… but loves his car.

Today we talk to the great Louie Anderson. Plus,, we talk to you on Wide Open Wednesday. Also: age, papa, rock docks, and celeb deformities.

Drinking lowers inhibitions! Plus, bikes free for the taking, hijacked conversations, the “whisper shows”… and your letters.

Oscar’s Dome: father’s respect… and a restaurant. Plus, Sarah Fraser stops by… and Jello shots.

Today, Oscar pays off his bet to the tune of scalping. Plus… a family issue, the Emmys, and there’s a new bad ass in town.

The details of the head shaving! A walk off! Mac-rocenter! Plus, trash, lemonade and music.

Today, an exciting follicular update! Plus, letters… gift… a singing Walter… and a special birthday.

Back from vacation with tales of floss, fans, and fireworks. Plus, Julia gets in a scrape and Mike starts a new book.