Dear CAT participants:
Due to unforeseen circumstances largely due to intense internet web traffic due to the launch of the entirely redesigned MIKE OMEARA SHOW WEBSITE (which by the way, is not only easier to navigate… but ALSO GORGEOUS. It’s Amazing), we regret to inform you that CAT 2011 has been canceled.
Please exit The Blue Parrot in an orderly fashion and please everybody… DO NOT log of your computers at the same time. Let’s try to keep the internet flowing smoothly and free of log jams…
All Pre-purchased ticket will be valid for a 40% face value refund. Tickets bought today will be honored at CAT 2012.
The gift shop will remain open until noon today and ALL CAT T-shirts that have been purchased WILL BE DELIVERED, and become instant collector’s items. You can still purchase them at mikeomearashow.com, a newly redesigned website that will literally knock your socks off.
The outdoor CAT Carnival will continue until 4pm, and I, Oscar Santana, will be signing autographs in the Flea Market’s food court for the next hour. All rides cost one ticket. And yes, the Ferris Wheel is safe. Technically.
Stay close to your computer for details about the re-scheduling of the RJ Diaz look-alike contest and Buzz Burbanks “Lower Kissing” booth.
Mike O’Meara’s impressionist’s seminar has been canceled indefinitely.
Any questions regarding refunds should be submitted to Marc Ronick, who we are told, suddenly left the country.
Best, The CAT Management Team