“There is a limit to the time assigned to you, and if you don’t use it to free yourself it will be gone and will never return.” Podcast: Play in new window | Download ()

That… is a lie. But the truth involves tacos, doughnuts, and a cat nap. MEOW! Good news for the NY fans of cutlets. Do ya poop at work? We have some thoughts. And now you can buy it by the half gallon… yum? Podcast: Play in new window | Download (76.2MB)

Today, we get an update on “Mike’s Monthly Procedures”… and he needs more fiber (!). Robb discusses nostalgia trends (yes, that’s a thing) and Josh has started decoratin’. Don’t drop the pig and… Dolly or Miley? Podcast: Play in new window | Download (82.1MB)

Mike is having an AAAS procedure (it’s a bulge thing, ya know). We discuss bad decisions (and we offer some of our own)… plus a new use for syrup. Who will dine with whom this Thanksgiving? And if you wanna be cremated after you die? Have we got a deal for you! Podcast: Play in new window | Download (78.1MB)

Today, we break down the Tyson/Paul “fight” (?)… the shortcomings were multifold. Noted analyst Robert W. Spewak III checks in with his thoughts. Mike struggles through a family visit and we’re thinking about cancelling Christmas. Plus: Dirty Popeye. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (77.5MB)

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Today, Mike is preparing for visitation. We discuss the new Kelce Khristmas Karol. Scooter vs.Wheelchair: What Say You? Mike recommends some fine TV and Robb has a MEDICAL MIRACLE! Leave Josh alone RIGHT NOW. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (81.3MB)

Hooray for Weather (or, as Robert Blake would say: wedder)! Mike likes Lioness but distrusts mass deportation. Let’s hear it for Rich Eisen (if that *IS* his real name). And don’t forget Snakey and Jell-O shots. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (85.0MB)