That… is a lie. But the truth involves tacos, doughnuts, and a cat nap. MEOW! Good news for the NY fans of cutlets. Do ya poop at work? We have some thoughts. And now you can buy it by the half gallon… yum? TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)

Today, we get an update on “Mike’s Monthly Procedures”… and he needs more fiber (!). Robb discusses nostalgia trends (yes, that’s a thing) and Josh has started decoratin’. Don’t drop the pig and… Dolly or Miley? TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)

Mike is having an AAAS procedure (it’s a bulge thing, ya know). We discuss bad decisions (and we offer some of our own)… plus a new use for syrup. Who will dine with whom this Thanksgiving? And if you wanna be cremated after you die? TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)

Today, we break down the Tyson/Paul “fight” (?)… the shortcomings were multifold. Noted analyst Robert W. Spewak III checks in with his thoughts. Mike struggles through a family visit and we’re thinking about cancelling Christmas. Plus: Dirty Popeye.  TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)

Today, Mike is preparing for visitation. We discuss the new Kelce Khristmas Karol. Scooter vs.Wheelchair: What Say You? Mike recommends some fine TV and Robb has a MEDICAL MIRACLE! Leave Josh alone RIGHT NOW. TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)

Hooray for Weather (or, as Robert Blake would say: wedder)! Mike likes Lioness but distrusts mass deportation. Let’s hear it for Rich Eisen (if that *IS* his real name). And don’t forget Snakey and Jell-O shots. TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)

We have all returned from LVNV all in one piece (essentially)… and we are back in studio to recap our Sin City Experience. We realize that we needed this even if we all had a few “issues” with our host hotel. It was a sensational few days and we thank you all! Plus, Josh has a list, Robb reviews Fremont …

Mike is all-man, as is evidenced by his scrapyard trip. Vegas is coming up so we iron out some final details. We also have drunk pigs and old people. Oh, yeah… and there was an election, too. TMOS Commercial Free: (Protected Content)