Is it supposed to be male, because if the post office has come out with “Mail Enhancement Underwear,” I do not want my mail anymore.

“Put your mouth right up on it.” Off to a good start. “That will be your gift later.” And we’re done!

If Katie ever has a son, she could name him Max. He would be Max Powers!

No, anger towards the golden boys and golden girls of this world of warranted. These people that just walk through the raindrops. They don’t know pain, suffering, anguish. They don’t know what it is like to see your home value drop substantially, then try to short sell the useless piece of lumber, only to have it sit on the market for months! Great, now I’m angry.

We expect that when we undo the bra, the boobs will fall down or be a little less impressive than expected. But I still say NAY to the idea of a padded bra. Push-ups are ok though.

“If you’re driving to a death camp, you don’t step on the gas.” Marriage is great, isn’t it?

I have always been fascinated by Christina Ricci. Not the hottest lady around, but she has a uniqueness to her that is intriguing. Plus, depending on her how her weight fluctuates, she can have a spectacular rack.

Christina Hendricks fascinates me. No her boobs are not too big. I would climb her mountains for a year of pay. That’s a real woman. I need a nap.