I remember 10 or 15 years ago on The Simpsons they showed a commercial for Kent Brockman and the news saying something like “what major brand of cola will kill you if you drink it, we will tell you at 11″. So they were on the hyping news stories thing a long time ago.

“You want the foam on your goddamned carpet then fine!” I like to fall out when Robb and Mike yell at each other.

And then annoyed Buzz chimes in and its a veritable threesome of bitterness.

“Out of my motherf***ing face!” I want to kiss that face, Robb.

Robert Shaw, you are missed.

“Her vagina?” Perhaps I should start watching The Jersey Shore. By the way, I thought resentment was the only thing Robb and his wife shared.

Hey Buzz, nice Lurch impression.

Carla makes a great point. The falling-forward people really have nothing else going for them. If they weren’t doing that, they’d be dead or homeless, because they have no idea how to do a day of real honest work.

Beware anyone who refers to soda as “pop.”

Push-up and padded bras are all crap. Get rid of them. Women should wear no bras so we guys can know what we are getting into (or between).