Mike, there is no other radio personality (save perhaps good old racist Greaseman) who has a show that I would pay money to hear.

I loved RJ’s off-mic “How dare you!”

The TMOS Bonus Hour: Don’t forget your headphones! By the way, Soapy Massage is a superb website. I recommend trying what you saw in that video, just don’t tell your wife. I was waiting for Mike to say, “She is bouncing up and down like a Jack Russell fucking terrier!”

As creepy as it may be to hit in a deaf girl, using an app to help communicate is kind of… avant-garde. I still had my jaw on the floor during most of the story, however.

Yeah, I swear a lot when I hear Air Supply too.

What is a pig whistle? “If I had a horse, I’d buy it oats and fuck it.” WHAT?

“I could never keep my Tamagotchi alive.” Oscar, I love you more with every passing day. Mine always pooped itself and got angry at me.

TMOS just keeps getting better and better. There were a lot of laughs in this one.