Hurricane My Name is Earl. Nice, Buzz – we’ve been calling it Earl the Swirl.

You can never go wrong with clips from Coming to America. We must always remember and never forget to let your soul glo. Just let it shine.

George Carlin once suggested that the best way to fix the economy would be to start killing bankers. They’d get their shit together REALLY fast. I am not prepared to disagree with the late Mr. Carlin.

“Go kick rocks.” I am stealing that one.

I would like to order a new box, please. My current one is seemingly broken and does not like me anymore. (It is possible that she doesn’t like me because I call her a box, but we don’t have time for rational thought.)

I think we should go back to trading animal pelts. Screw the banks.

It would have been funny if Glen Beck had said “Honor? I hardly knew her!” Beck would have made a very good preacher. It’s not too late for a career change Glen!

I like when TMOS gets a little heavy now and then. Variety is good.

“He’s a nad.” So now Mike is quoting Beavis and Butthead? I like it.

“I hate America.” Yes, everyone says that after just getting back from Thailand. But what about that humidity?

The weirdest type of call I get lately is from companies that I already am a customer with that are trying to sell me more stuff. Banks want us to sign up for fraud protection, which is a scam. My ISP/phone carrier wants me to use their dish TV service, but I prefer cable. The cable company wants me to use their internet service and phone service, but I already have those from the phone company. Leave me alone. Don’t call me. I will call you.

“Everyone wanted the quarter back.” This might be the best show ever.

Being a Hispanic that goes to the Bank of America branch on Sudley Road, the intial bit was so funny! I couldn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes straight hahaha. Oh and Robb is right Mike, you should try some pupusas, simply delicious.